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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist* |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*"
Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? "
Yes.. it's a fab only hotel. Not in the hot tub though grrrrrr Pool is out of bounds in morning.. needs shocking after you lot |
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over a year ago
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret. "
Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
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Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle? |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?"
He gets it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?"
*Cold face* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll have the shallow end of the pool please. It's still plenty to deep enough for me to tread water and not too far to the loungers, where I intend on laying on top of B, so he gets a P sized white patch in his tan |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
He gets it. "
*Note to self.. next time choose Bali* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither"
You lucky lucky bastard! |
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing "
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have the shallow end of the pool please. It's still plenty to deep enough for me to tread water and not too far to the loungers, where I intend on laying on top of B, so he gets a P sized white patch in his tan "
I will cordone off the shallow end and put the signs up myself.. just to witness it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?"
Where would you go? Marbs? |
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret.
Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun."
Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. |
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over a year ago
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water."
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs? "
Only the really posh people go to Marbs |
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret.
Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun.
Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. "
Sack that. I just remembered it’s March. Do I need my big coat? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret.
Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun.
Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging. "
Do you want to sit on the backseat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*"
Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*"
Can I have South of France instead please |
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*"
Recreate the Alhambra? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are we there yet, I’m soooooo excited "
No.. we're waiting for the bus to pick us up from the airport.. it's 3am in the morning and we've got five hotels to stop at first. Sorry.. I just won the thing. |
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"Are there inflatables in the pool? I need a big loungey lilo thing and a bar I can float up to. By night I’ll be on the dance floor enjoying the crap cabaret.
Yes.. you're coming.. You sound fun.
Benidorm is just Blackpool but warmer. It’s a home from home. I hope someone managed to buy aftersun. My Blackpool skin will take a battering after all that lilo lounging.
Do you want to sit on the backseat "
Of course! That’s where the fun is at usually. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x "
There's no pleasing some people I tell ya |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither"
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please "
You fussy fuckers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Benidorm? I’d rather die can you swap it for somewhere better x
There's no pleasing some people I tell ya"
Trust me, the places I frequent, you’d never wanna return home |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*
Recreate the Alhambra?"
*Ghengis smiles* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? "
Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers "
I knowwww but fooking benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it? "
That should be ok, let me check the small print on the card
*looks at _eli's profile again*
Yep, all good. If you need a hand with the tanning oil... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm "
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it?
Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse"
#inittowinit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it?
Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse
#inittowinit"
Yeah.. well I've a bus full of hotties And were off to Benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs? "
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country."
Yeah.. Well we're gonna give Benidorm the reputation it lives up to. First stop Sticky Vickys |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country."
What's the nightlife like? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis."
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?"
And what have you got against the Irish? |
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*
Recreate the Alhambra?
*Ghengis smiles*"
I feel like you can never gift too much Moorish sand architecture to Benidorm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?"
Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local.
You can't get Bisto gravy either.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?
And what have you got against the Irish?"
Nothing, lovely people in the main.
Most Irish bars abroad are shit though. |
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"Can I bring my bucket and spade? Quite fancy building a really big sandcastle.
That's what I'll be doing
Excellent! I will draw up plans for a sandy masterpiece based upon Frank Lloyd Wright’s epic work, Falling Water.
*Ghengis doesn't like the sound of that and draws up plans for a bigger castle*
Recreate the Alhambra?
*Ghengis smiles*
I feel like you can never gift too much Moorish sand architecture to Benidorm "
It's the wrong Costa for a start.. but you've stoked a pride in the part of Spain I know and love. One that brushes shoulders with the other side of Costa life, which I also love a little for what it is. |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer "
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish "
How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed! |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish
How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed! "
If I can get my hands on a #fuckingfabscratchcardsdoexistivegotagoldenticket.com Then maybe |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Can I have South of France instead please
You fussy fuckers
I knowwww but fooking benidorm
Its a free holiday! I'd be happy with a free week off in Bognor Regis.
It's probably bad memories, went aged 17 and was set upon by 4 bitches. Think I'll give the free holiday away but hey thanks for the offer
You'll be safe with me and my friends. I speak Spanglish
How about we go to spiritual India instead? We can still get pissed!
If I can get my hands on a #fuckingfabscratchcardsdoexistivegotagoldenticket.com Then maybe "
Give me a hola then we can do one! |
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I place I never thought I would go to, I went just a few years ago before the season started and it wasn't that bad, Warm weather cheep alcohol and the knobheads hadn't arrived,
March-April Yes
May-August No
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"I'll keep Meli company in the 14 day All Inclusive Maldives holiday I won in The Fab Scratchcard game.
#fabscratchcardsdontexisteither
Perfect. I'm game for that. I need to work on my tan so won't be wearing much, that's okay isn't it?
Fuckinscratchcardsdintexistmyarse
#inittowinit
Yeah.. well I've a bus full of hotties And were off to Benidorm "
You haven't got a Meli with you though |
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"Are we going Old Town
Si senorita
Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates "
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house. |
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"Blast, I’m not bikini ready I was just gonna say, you realise it's winter? It's gonna take me 2 hours to de-fuzz!!
My thoughts exactly ladies "
Holy crap winter coat!
Throws out Venus travel size, re packs industrial size.... |
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"Are we going Old Town
Si senorita
Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house."
homemade paella |
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"Are we going Old Town
Si senorita
Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house.
homemade paella "
More family bbq |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?
Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local.
You can't get Bisto gravy either.
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Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella? |
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"Are we going Old Town
Si senorita
Cool we can stay at a friend of a friends hotel, mates rates
If we were on the other Costa I could take you to Ma und Pa's house."
Costa del Southend? |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?
Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local.
You can't get Bisto gravy either.
Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella?"
So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?
Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local.
You can't get Bisto gravy either.
Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella?
So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything "
I don't like Bisto but I'll have one of those goldfish bowl cocktails and a straw please. |
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"I will bring my laptop and do a DJ set by the pool in the evening to get everyone dancing."
Benidorm just got bangin'! Welcome Ash The party is in your full control. |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
Just how low has the working class of this country sunk? Who are you going with, Jeremy Kyle?
Where would you go? Marbs?
Never been to Marbs but I've been to Guardamar del Segura a few times.
It's about the same distance as Benidorm is from Alicante, only in the opposite direction. Nobody speaks English there and there are no Irish bars, it's like being in a foreign country.
What's the nightlife like?
Tourists won't get into any of the very few all night clubs unless they find a friendly local.
You can't get Bisto gravy either.
Well what's the point in going then? Can I bring me own Bisto to go on my paella?
So you're coming to Benidorm? You can have gravy on anything
I don't like Bisto but I'll have one of those goldfish bowl cocktails and a straw please."
One tourist measure Sangaria coming up.. Ash is charge of the music so you'll have to ask him about the Folk music. |
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"Lucky man that I am.. I've just won a week's all-inclusive holiday for Fab at the hotel from Benidorm.
You've got two hours to pack before the transfer bus will be at your door. We're just leaving mine now.. I'm on the back seats.
Are you coming? How do you plan to spend your time on holiday in Benidorm? Which part of the pool are you hogging?
*Terms&Conditionsapplytheholidaydoesntexist*
Is heavy petting allowed in the pool? " u wont have the energy to get out of the room
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