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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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My thumb is less than 30mm side to side...
How do I know? Because I had a nice early start in the workshop, and while tidying the work bench, I accidently nailed myself to it with a 30mm nail 
Knew I should have fixed the safety lock on the nail gun!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, but you missed your actual nail, that must go down as an epic fail 
Oh Alice, that's mean!
Well you started all this epic rap battle malarkey  "
I did, and I'm secretly proud of you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?  "
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!  |
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today! "
I hope someone has called someone...omg |
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!
I hope someone has called someone...omg "
I reckon he called for Jesus Christ  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project. |
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project. "
I am glad your ok...ish  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!
I hope someone has called someone...omg
I reckon he called for Jesus Christ "
No this was a genuine "SHITBUGGERFUCK" moment, not the nailing that was easy, getting my thumb off the bench really hurt... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project. "
I tip my hat to ya.
I'd offer my first aid kit, but like the Rambo that I am, I don't have one.
I really should get one. I'm not good at humaning
P |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish "
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years. |
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!
I hope someone has called someone...omg
I reckon he called for Jesus Christ
No this was a genuine "SHITBUGGERFUCK" moment, not the nailing that was easy, getting my thumb off the bench really hurt..."
Did you film the pulling of said thumb from bench? If so please share |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!
I hope someone has called someone...omg
I reckon he called for Jesus Christ
No this was a genuine "SHITBUGGERFUCK" moment, not the nailing that was easy, getting my thumb off the bench really hurt...
Did you film the pulling of said thumb from bench? If so please share "
Sorry, wasn't on my list of priorities plus I couldnt reach the camera, I was a fixture! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years."
Ooooo, like what, I like these kind of stories  |
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"Hahahaha sorry hahahahaha....your not still stuck there are you?
If someone was gonna laugh at you it'd be this lady here! It is fucking funny though! At least you can say you got nailed today!
I hope someone has called someone...omg
I reckon he called for Jesus Christ
No this was a genuine "SHITBUGGERFUCK" moment, not the nailing that was easy, getting my thumb off the bench really hurt...
Did you film the pulling of said thumb from bench? If so please share
Sorry, wasn't on my list of priorities plus I couldnt reach the camera, I was a fixture! "
Awwwww Shame, i do like to laugh n scream at the same time.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years.
Ooooo, like what, I like these kind of stories "
Surigcally removed an excess 3mm of finger tip with table saw, crushed little finger in oily engine so it had to be scrubbed clean before stitching. removed age spots by sliding back of hand down race track at 150mph... come to think of it given the choice my hands would probably move out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years.
Ooooo, like what, I like these kind of stories
Surigcally removed an excess 3mm of finger tip with table saw, crushed little finger in oily engine so it had to be scrubbed clean before stitching. removed age spots by sliding back of hand down race track at 150mph... come to think of it given the choice my hands would probably move out "
I’m sat on my hands now |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years.
Ooooo, like what, I like these kind of stories
Surigcally removed an excess 3mm of finger tip with table saw, crushed little finger in oily engine so it had to be scrubbed clean before stitching. removed age spots by sliding back of hand down race track at 150mph... come to think of it given the choice my hands would probably move out
I’m sat on my hands now "
So stories of my pain make you instantly put your hands to your pussy... you is cruel |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I escaped the bench by pulling the nail all the way through, so no I am not still attached to it! obviously sprayed blood all over the project I was clearing space to finish. Which is annoying.
And no the cat had about as much sympathy as you lot, so she hasn't called anyone, with no help from her I just put some polishing cloth and duct tape on it to stop it leaking.
When the throbbing stops I will go and clean up, see if I can save the project.
I am glad your ok...ish
I am fine, the nails are thin wire, and I have done much worse things to my hands over the years.
Ooooo, like what, I like these kind of stories
Surigcally removed an excess 3mm of finger tip with table saw, crushed little finger in oily engine so it had to be scrubbed clean before stitching. removed age spots by sliding back of hand down race track at 150mph... come to think of it given the choice my hands would probably move out
I’m sat on my hands now
So stories of my pain make you instantly put your hands to your pussy... you is cruel "
Yes, I is cruel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I saw the title of the thread I thought it was the start of that n-dubz song
6:30 in the morning I arrived early from tour step into the I'm walking up the stairs 1 step 2 step 3 step 4 I'm on the second floor I'm opening the door I could not brace for what I saw lol sorry I'm bored lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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All sorted, project is recovered with a bit of extra sanding, workshop cleaned up and thumb now wrapped in proper plaster.
And I have not only fixed the nail gun, I have unplugged it and put it away. Life is good and for the next hew days I have a holy thumb |
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