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Just been asked by a group of teenagers outside tesco's if I would get them 20 Richmonds, go on then i said and got them, I handed them over & you should have heard the abuse they gave me , So I told them "Next time get your own fucking sausages !! |
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A man walks into a bar and sees another man with an orange for a head. He walks up and asks how did you get an orange for a head?
The man at the bar replies. Well I found a lamp one day and when I rubbed it a genie appeared out and gave me three wishes.
The first man asks, well what did you wish for?
The man at the bar replies, well my first wish was obviously to have lots of money and my second wish was to have a massive cock.
The first man looking a bit puzzled then asks, so what was your third wish?
The man at the bar replies, I wished I had an orange for a head.
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"A man walks into a bar and sees another man with an orange for a head. He walks up and asks how did you get an orange for a head?
The man at the bar replies. Well I found a lamp one day and when I rubbed it a genie appeared out and gave me three wishes.
The first man asks, well what did you wish for?
The man at the bar replies, well my first wish was obviously to have lots of money and my second wish was to have a massive cock.
The first man looking a bit puzzled then asks, so what was your third wish?
The man at the bar replies, I wished I had an orange for a head.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A man walks into a bar and sees another man with an orange for a head. He walks up and asks how did you get an orange for a head?
The man at the bar replies. Well I found a lamp one day and when I rubbed it a genie appeared out and gave me three wishes.
The first man asks, well what did you wish for?
The man at the bar replies, well my first wish was obviously to have lots of money and my second wish was to have a massive cock.
The first man looking a bit puzzled then asks, so what was your third wish?
The man at the bar replies, I wished I had an orange for a head.
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"Just been asked by a group of teenagers outside tesco's if I would get them 20 Richmonds, go on then i said and got them, I handed them over & you should have heard the abuse they gave me , So I told them "Next time get your own fucking sausages !!"
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Mrs and I agreed yesterday would be cheat day.
So she brought home a KFC and McDonalds and I brought home a busty blonde...
Not sure why I’m in the doghouse?!? |
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A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?” |
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A family walks into a hotel and the father goes to the front desk and says "I hope the porn is disabled." The guy at the desk looks at him in disgust and replies "it's just regular porn, you sick fuck." |
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"Why don't oranges teach water-skiing.
Because they don't have the necessary skill sets.
You got a thing for Oranges mind..."
How dare you imply all my jokes are orange based. |
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Paddy told Murphy he was going on holiday.
Murphy “ can you bring me back some cigarettes”
Paddy “ no problem Murphy, see you in a week”
Week later..
Paddy “ here’s your cigarettes Murphy”
Murphy “ Thenks Paddy, how much do I owe you”
Paddy “ that’ll be 345 quid”
Murphy “ bloody hell thats expensive, where did you”
Paddy “ Blackpool”.... |
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