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over a year ago
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?"
Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?
Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.
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That made me laugh a little too much Jim  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?
Yes. I blamed it on the dog, even though there wasn't a dog. I think I got away with it.
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Laughing  |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and...."
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! |
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt "
A woman I was going down on farted when she came, obviously I carried on like a gentleman and pretended not to notice  |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?! "
You know I can’t do anal... |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!
You know I can’t do anal..."
Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!
You know I can’t do anal...
Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic. "
I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No way would I ever do that, I was married for 20 years and didn’t even do it in front of him  "
Not a case of controlling it tbh. It either happens or it doesn’t. |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!
You know I can’t do anal...
Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.
I would sound more like a wazoo if I did. "
I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!
You know I can’t do anal...
Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.
I would sound more like a wazoo if I did.
I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried. "
After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt
Noooooooo
Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho "
Did you see her again |
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"Yes but we had met many times and we had been drinking and dancing and I got excited and....
You were doing anal and it sounded like a kazoo didn’t it ?!
You know I can’t do anal...
Oh yeah, forgot you’re allergic.
I would sound more like a wazoo if I did.
I know it makes your eyes water, last time you tried.
After a tear and 4 surgeries later, no thanks. Worst year of my life."
Tell me about it, I had chronic chaffing that year. |
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"No but a girl did poo once trying to squirt
Noooooooo
Yep a little black pebble stunk too i didnt have the heart to tell her tho
Did you see her again "
No but thats cos i left i didnt like the fuck and go mentality |
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I have, I'd rather not have but look it's either hold back to stop it or let go & get back into the moment.
If I can't have a laugh with someone about a fart, then I'm not meeting them. I do have the sense of humour of a 12yr old boy though  |
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"Have you or your meet ever farted Whilst playing and shagging ?
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Yep... I farted in fwb's face once while wiggling about. A little high pitched fart just squeaked out. We both then got a fit of the giggles and ended up laughing so hard we both farted really loudly. There were tears of laughter |
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"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening. "
You had her fast in a meet...... |
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Ive had a woman fart during a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening |
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"I had a woman fast in a meet, wasn't a 1st meet and stuff like that doesn't bother, so we just carried on with the evening.
You had her fast in a meet......"
Damn, thought I got rid of it before my typos had been spotted. You're just too fast woman.. |
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