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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'm having one of 'those days'. Where my cock jumps up to attention at the slightest provocation. Consistently semi-aroused.

I've not had a shag for a few weeks now and I was too tired to wank last night.

Now I just have this heavy, hot presence in my jeans everytime I get up and move. It won't go away.. I kind of like it.

Doesn't help being mercilessly teased by Fab.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Merciless??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Merciless??

ok.. I may be teasing myself.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Merciless??

ok.. I may be teasing myself."

Well you don't have to perv

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

A caging may be in order!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Merciless??

ok.. I may be teasing myself.

Well you don't have to perv

I can't help it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A caging may be in order!

Oh no.. please don't.. It's cruel to cage wild animals.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Merciless??

ok.. I may be teasing myself.

Well you don't have to perv

I can't help it

Can't? Or won't?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Ming was merciless.....

Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Merciless??

ok.. I may be teasing myself.

Well you don't have to perv

I can't help it

Can't? Or won't?

Never!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate those heavy penis days OP lol I shouldn't laugh but your choice of words man

Either take yourself off out somewhere and do something that will force your mind away from your junk, or pop a meet up and see if anyone would like to help you out lol I think I remember seeing your name mentioned on one of those "hottest" threads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A caging may be in order!

"
Can cage me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ming was merciless.....

Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is"

That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?"

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Ah chunky cock. If you bob over to the politics forum that'll help wilt it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. "

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?"

The next meet is gonna have to brace herself for a drenching.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ah chunky cock. If you bob over to the politics forum that'll help wilt it."

I believe it will.. probably get myself in trouble in the process.. militant utopian that I am

Like I said..

"I kind of like it"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

Relatively speaking! I don't want to get into a weight war and make the big boys cry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt. "

Like a clapper in a bell is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?"

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

Relatively speaking! I don't want to get into a weight war and make the big boys cry

Oh alright then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

The next meet is gonna have to brace herself for a drenching.....

No no.. I'd not do that to her.. 3 day build up is the most she'll get

I can't abstaine from Wanking any longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes."

Congratulations.. 9lbs 7ozs baby boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Like a clapper in a bell is it?

You've no idea how good that would feel right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

you set me off again D8

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ah chunky cock. If you bob over to the politics forum that'll help wilt it."

True story.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

Congratulations.. 9lbs 7ozs baby boy

Crikey no wonder your jeans are bulging!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

Let's face it, it'll be different to said remotes or linx cans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a wank

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January.

Why? How? I couldn't..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl."

I've got it on a cassette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over."

Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a wank

it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl."

I thought they went a bit limp after the first album.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over.

Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!"

Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl.

I thought they went a bit limp after the first album. "

Come back album was the best

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Strap it to your thigh for now

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By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over.

Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!

Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless!

To Phil Collins In The Air Tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over.

Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!

Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless!

wanker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have a wank

it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment

I’ll send you something extra filthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've got Heavy Penis' second album on vinyl.

I've got it on a cassette

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Strap it to your thigh for now "

I like tgecswaying motion when I swing my hips side ways.. like slow mo flossing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?

It's that!! only all I've done is be too tired to wank.. no meet planned to go into abstinence over.

Well theres your problem then! Rectify that immediately. I prescribe one wank followed by a meet a couple of days later!

Oh I'm Wanking tonight regardless!

To Phil Collins In The Air Tonight?"

release to the drum solo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have a wank

it'll be a good one tonight.. for now I'm just going to enjoy stroking him every time I get a compliment

I’ll send you something extra filthy

Please do..

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"you set me off again D8"

Soz... My bad... Think Maggie Thatcher

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple over a year ago

City

If I was near you, I'd empty your heavy penis

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes."

And now im curious to how much a cock might weigh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wish I had a penis sometimes

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By *s_bettyboopWoman over a year ago

-3

"Try never wanking and not having a fuck since January.

Wow, hope its not painful!

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Strap it to your thigh for now

I like tgecswaying motion when I swing my hips side ways.. like slow mo flossing

The extra heavy thigh-slapping willy dance

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I wish I had a penis sometimes "

I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I was near you, I'd empty your heavy penis

oooh my.. I'm getting set off again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I wish I had a penis sometimes "

It's wonderful.. if it helps.. I'd happily swap bodies with a woman to feel the same things.

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By *olden RatioWoman over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I wish I had a penis sometimes

I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x"

Me too. I’d be helicoptering all over the place

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Ming was merciless.....

Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is

That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping

A fine new moniker perhaps Mr G??

V xxx

PS can I be of assistance

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

"I wish I had a penis sometimes

It's wonderful.. if it helps.. I'd happily swap bodies with a woman to feel the same things."

Wouldnt that be great? Swap bodies for a day and experience everything a different body does

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"I wish I had a penis sometimes

I would, just for a day to see what it’s like x

Me too. I’d be helicoptering all over the place "

I'd love that. I'd spend hours wanking and edging myself. And lots of ruined orgasms as well. It'd be a lot of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ming was merciless.....

Ming the Ping... that's your cock that is

That doesn't sound so good, I mean.. Heavy Penis isn't any better granted.. but Ming the Ping

A fine new moniker perhaps Mr G??

V xxx

PS can I be of assistance

Anytime any place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

it's happening again.. you keep waking him up..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd like to know how it feels to have two firm fingers rubbing in and out of me, whilst same person was licking my clit. I bet that feels nice

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple over a year ago

City

"I'd like to know how it feels to have two firm fingers rubbing in and out of me, whilst same person was licking my clit. I bet that feels nice

It feels amazing esp when being licked out and your rubbing your clit.. and eventually exploding

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"I'd like to know how it feels to have two firm fingers rubbing in and out of me, whilst same person was licking my clit. I bet that feels nice

It feels fucking amazing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I know! That's why I want to KNOW.

Heavy penis proof on my profile. Not one for flashing my cock on Fab too much.. unless it's to prove a point.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Get yourself a pint glass ..fill with cold water..add ice dip the offending appendage in the glass repeat until it's shrunk back down again

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get yourself a pint glass ..fill with cold water..add ice dip the offending appendage in the glass repeat until it's shrunk back down again"

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By *ockhard and SweetcheeksCouple over a year ago

City

"I know! That's why I want to KNOW.

Heavy penis proof on my profile. Not one for flashing my cock on Fab too much.. unless it's to prove a point.

Your fucking HOT!!! And that dick has me wet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I know! That's why I want to KNOW.

Heavy penis proof on my profile. Not one for flashing my cock on Fab too much.. unless it's to prove a point.

Your fucking HOT!!! And that dick has me wet..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*Ghengis has another cock blush*

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes."

Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"*Ghengis has another cock blush* "

Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage?

I think that may be over-kill and itd hurt. Think more cooking scales.. damn i wish i had some now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Ghengis has another cock blush*

Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine.

It's a new word I came up with a friend. Fab polite for lob on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Empty sacks, clear mind.

Have a wank?

(My autocarrot tried to correct that to walk 3 times!)

Or is it that exquisite pain that is the abstinence just before the release- like waiting for a few days to cum before a meet?"
Best answer...and funniest. x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage?

I'm sure we could make something that would work.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh I do like to be beside a heavy penis.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is it a heavy penis? Or a packed sack?

definately heavy penis.. I'm noticing it banging against my thigh. It's making it's presence felt.

Slap it on your kitchen scales so we know exactly what it weighs

New cock pics will be on scales instead of next to Sky remotes.

Would it be better to use those hanging ones used to measure luggage?

I'm sure we could make something that would work.

I'm telling you.. kitchen scales is fine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside a heavy penis. "

Just about fits into the tune of the song.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh I do like to be beside a heavy penis. "

That sounds like a popular holiday song.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"*Ghengis has another cock blush* "

Cock blush city limits

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Ghengis has another cock blush*

Cock blush city limits"

Are there limits?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you put it out of its misery yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Have you put it out of its misery yet"

No.. I'm waiting till bed time.. which isn't far off, I'm being good tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'll put it away then and stop being such an animal

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I hate those heavy penis days OP lol I shouldn't laugh but your choice of words man

sorry.. I never saw your post. I wasn't ignoring you.

I know what I should do.. I'm just not doing it lol.

It was, she's in this thread and partly the reason for my heavy penis. Blame her, I'm innocent

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing.

I'm not saying a heavy penis is

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing.

I'm not saying a heavy penis is

You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing.

I'm not saying a heavy penis is

You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it.

Well.. I didn't realise i'd have that effect now did I? Ove put it away now. Are you happier?

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"If I said I had a heavy quim it wouldn't sound like a good thing.

I'm not saying a heavy penis is

You've got women (and probably some men) wanting to get close to it.

Well.. I didn't realise i'd have that effect now did I? Ove put it away now. Are you happier?

Methinks he doth protest too much.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Ghengis has another cock blush*

Cock blush? It sounds like a trendy wine.

Cheers Lickety

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*Ghengis has another cock blush*

Cock blush city limits

Are there limits?"
*sings

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no theres no limits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"*Ghengis has another cock blush*

Cock blush city limits

Are there limits?*sings

No no, no no no no, no no no no, no no theres no limits!"

We'll reach for the sky.. no valley to deep! No mountains to hiiigh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

*too *too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy. "

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it? "

God no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dont bounce it off a head then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick? "

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Dont bounce it off a head then"

That's kind of what I want to do with it though.. the right head.. one that wants it bounced on lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

A sticklebrick would be super mega worse

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

A sticklebrick would be super mega worse "

I'm getting less heavy as we speak

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

A sticklebrick would be super mega worse

I'm getting less heavy as we speak

Retracting into your throat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

A sticklebrick would be super mega worse

I'm getting less heavy as we speak

Retracting into your throat? "

Going into hibernation!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So.. I had a wank, it was rather good, but nothing's changed. Still heavy.

Have you strapped a house brick to it?

God no!

Lego brick?

Lego is worse, imagine if I fell on it.. A chunky sixer wedged under my helmet!

A sticklebrick would be super mega worse

I'm getting less heavy as we speak

Retracting into your throat?

Going into hibernation!"

I still got the magic touch, yaaaaaay

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