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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Yes I'm really that bored 
If you're interested, just say you're in and filters permitted I'll send 2 pics in PM. Bare in mind there are just cock pics, nothing picturesque about them!
Rating is out of 10, comments are welcome.
How you choose to rate it is up to you, whether it's a general score or split into categories, aesthetics, size, curve etc.
Let the tumble start rolling!
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isnt it pretty risky to ask feedback about the one thing you probably cant change?
Beard or no beard...that you could change, or rate my tattoo and get removed, covered or roll with it but your cock..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"isnt it pretty risky to ask feedback about the one thing you probably cant change?
Beard or no beard...that you could change, or rate my tattoo and get removed, covered or roll with it but your cock....."
I already have chocolate ice cream and tissues at hand to cope with crying  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I'm really that bored
If you're interested, just say you're in and filters permitted I'll send 2 pics in PM. Bare in mind there are just cock pics, nothing picturesque about them!
Rating is out of 10, comments are welcome.
How you choose to rate it is up to you, whether it's a general score or split into categories, aesthetics, size, curve etc.
Let the tumble start rolling!
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7.5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2.4 - possibly a 2.7 If it didn’t have that rash.
Lou x
I dropped him down to a 1.9 because I saw the scabs that had fallen off onto the floor  "
Scabs, I thought they were Nicorette patches ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There will be many simultaneous versions of this thread very soon.
Then don't hijack this thread then "
Not hijacking, it was more of a salute for finding those that want to see his penis before sending it and noting that others will follow suit.  |
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"isnt it pretty risky to ask feedback about the one thing you probably cant change?
Beard or no beard...that you could change, or rate my tattoo and get removed, covered or roll with it but your cock.....
I already have chocolate ice cream and tissues at hand to cope with crying "
awww well can i get a go of this fun game then? |
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So its quite conservative looking and smooth with a bullet shaped head- super for anal, tick. Not too veiny but on the downside looks bit red on the top, painful if you will.
For this I would rate around the 5.7 region. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So its quite conservative looking and smooth with a bullet shaped head- super for anal, tick. Not too veiny but on the downside looks bit red on the top, painful if you will.
For this I would rate around the 5.7 region."
Would you like to rate mine as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So its quite conservative looking and smooth with a bullet shaped head- super for anal, tick. Not too veiny but on the downside looks bit red on the top, painful if you will.
For this I would rate around the 5.7 region."
Conservative looking? I swear I'm a social liberal  |
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"So its quite conservative looking and smooth with a bullet shaped head- super for anal, tick. Not too veiny but on the downside looks bit red on the top, painful if you will.
For this I would rate around the 5.7 region.
Conservative looking? I swear I'm a social liberal "
Sorry you might be but your cock is def a conservative |
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"So its quite conservative looking and smooth with a bullet shaped head- super for anal, tick. Not too veiny but on the downside looks bit red on the top, painful if you will.
For this I would rate around the 5.7 region.
Would you like to rate mine as well "
Sure send me |
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MrWorshipper
going on quite a distant pic of the cock , not a close up but I think i can work with it.
So looks like is nice and thick, although a little sad at the moment. Seems like a man waiting in the rain for a nice sexy walker byer and i get the feeling it will jump to life. Although struggling a bit to get to the top of the foliage. I think currently it is at a 6.1...but i get a sense it is a caged lion. |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"MrWorshipper
going on quite a distant pic of the cock , not a close up but I think i can work with it.
So looks like is nice and thick, although a little sad at the moment. Seems like a man waiting in the rain for a nice sexy walker byer and i get the feeling it will jump to life. Although struggling a bit to get to the top of the foliage. I think currently it is at a 6.1...but i get a sense it is a caged lion."
Ha caged lion x |
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HornyAndHung85
Great samples of your cock. Really quite an enticing one. Its like its calling to me. It looks like it is smooth as glass but warm as a huddle. Definitely nice length to play with and along. Just the erection is slightly the wrong angle for me but that is personal preference...just means finding the right position, which is always fun.
Really nice solid 8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on are women asking for cock pics here?no try reading from the start yea I did and there are multiple women asking for cock picsso they can rate the op like he's asking."
and they are saying yes send me one which means they are asking for cock pics does it not
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"HornyAndHung85
Great samples of your cock. Really quite an enticing one. Its like its calling to me. It looks like it is smooth as glass but warm as a huddle. Definitely nice length to play with and along. Just the erection is slightly the wrong angle for me but that is personal preference...just means finding the right position, which is always fun.
Really nice solid 8"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hang on are women asking for cock pics here?no try reading from the start yea I did and there are multiple women asking for cock picsso they can rate the op like he's asking."
hey bro why are you starting on me anyway  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Hang on are women asking for cock pics here?no try reading from the start yea I did and there are multiple women asking for cock picsso they can rate the op like he's asking.hey bro why are you starting on me anyway "
I'm not your bro. |
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Very nice, right up my street! Nice shape, length & girth, not too veiny & perfectly shaped head (not the bullet head pic, the other one). Points deducted for thigh hair but it would look weird if you just had bald thighs so I suppose I could live with it Overall 9.5 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very nice, right up my street! Nice shape, length & girth, not too veiny & perfectly shaped head (not the bullet head pic, the other one). Points deducted for thigh hair but it would look weird if you just had bald thighs so I suppose I could live with it Overall 9.5 "
I think the shape of the head depends on arousal state |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In- fair is fair after all!"
It's not the worst I have seen- good length, good thickness, but in one picture where your foreskin isn't fully retracted, it looks really tight. And in the other the bottom right of the head looks like it has a sore or a blister? It might just be juices of some kind but it's difficult to tell. It looks bigger in the picture where you have your thumb running perpendicular to it than the other, possibly an optical illusion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nice touch to have him wearing a sombrero and moustache, put some wrap around shades on him and you’re onto a winner OP."
He stole my Carlos Cojones picture  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In- fair is fair after all!
It's not the worst I have seen- good length, good thickness, but in one picture where your foreskin isn't fully retracted, it looks really tight. And in the other the bottom right of the head looks like it has a sore or a blister? It might just be juices of some kind but it's difficult to tell. It looks bigger in the picture where you have your thumb running perpendicular to it than the other, possibly an optical illusion."
Whoops! It was a morning glory picture, and with the lack of sex there is an abundance of wet dreams, my bad 
Haha that's why you should never trust a cock pic, it's all about angles and placements when it comes to size. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In- fair is fair after all!
It's not the worst I have seen- good length, good thickness, but in one picture where your foreskin isn't fully retracted, it looks really tight. And in the other the bottom right of the head looks like it has a sore or a blister? It might just be juices of some kind but it's difficult to tell. It looks bigger in the picture where you have your thumb running perpendicular to it than the other, possibly an optical illusion.
Whoops! It was a morning glory picture, and with the lack of sex there is an abundance of wet dreams, my bad
Haha that's why you should never trust a cock pic, it's all about angles and placements when it comes to size."
Oh I forgot to score- mmm- an 8, I reckon x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days how did I miss this beaut of a thread....
I’m in.....
Don't get too excited....I'm still waiting!
Reading the OP might help "
I did....and said I'm in up thread.
No worries, heard it's more betting shop pencil than Mecca dauber anyways  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my days how did I miss this beaut of a thread....
I’m in.....
Don't get too excited....I'm still waiting!
Reading the OP might help
I did....and said I'm in up thread.
No worries, heard it's more betting shop pencil than Mecca dauber anyways "
I said I'll send the pics (FILTERS PERMITTED).
But thanks for the opinion anyways, really shows your maturity |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so much for girls saying 'dont send us pics of your willy etc' lol "
They’re fickle, these rules are based on nothing and change on a whim. That’s women for you, |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days how did I miss this beaut of a thread....
I’m in.....
Don't get too excited....I'm still waiting!
Reading the OP might help
I did....and said I'm in up thread.
No worries, heard it's more betting shop pencil than Mecca dauber anyways
I said I'll send the pics (FILTERS PERMITTED).
But thanks for the opinion anyways, really shows your maturity "
Aww lighten up ffs.
I'm sure it's a belter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh my days how did I miss this beaut of a thread....
I’m in.....
Don't get too excited....I'm still waiting!
Reading the OP might help
I did....and said I'm in up thread.
No worries, heard it's more betting shop pencil than Mecca dauber anyways
I said I'll send the pics (FILTERS PERMITTED).
But thanks for the opinion anyways, really shows your maturity "
If you’re that sensitive, probably best you don’t set yourself up with a thread asking women with a sense of humour to rate your cock. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh my days how did I miss this beaut of a thread....
I’m in.....
Don't get too excited....I'm still waiting!
Reading the OP might help
I did....and said I'm in up thread.
No worries, heard it's more betting shop pencil than Mecca dauber anyways
I said I'll send the pics (FILTERS PERMITTED).
But thanks for the opinion anyways, really shows your maturity
If you’re that sensitive, probably best you don’t set yourself up with a thread asking women with a sense of humour to rate your cock. "
My apologies grand master, will you please show me the light to better myself as a person and teach me how to be more open to a variety of senses of humor. I offer my humble self to your infinite wisdom  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I’m in (my favourite pastime is discussing the aesthetics of tinky winkies on local updates with a Fab friend. It’ll be a novelty that I know who it belongs to) "
And I occasionally like to do this with Pink so I’m in for research purposes
Disclaimer... this is to join in the thread and get a good look. I don’t want to see lots of peniseseses in my inbox. Thank you ever so |
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"I’m in (my favourite pastime is discussing the aesthetics of tinky winkies on local updates with a Fab friend. It’ll be a novelty that I know who it belongs to)
And I occasionally like to do this with Pink so I’m in for research purposes
Disclaimer... this is to join in the thread and get a good look. I don’t want to see lots of peniseseses in my inbox. Thank you ever so "
Apparently I’m not the only one you do it with |
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By *abs..Woman
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"I’m in (my favourite pastime is discussing the aesthetics of tinky winkies on local updates with a Fab friend. It’ll be a novelty that I know who it belongs to)
And I occasionally like to do this with Pink so I’m in for research purposes
Disclaimer... this is to join in the thread and get a good look. I don’t want to see lots of peniseseses in my inbox. Thank you ever so
Apparently I’m not the only one you do it with "
Im here to provide a service and I aim to please. In a non prostitute kind of way  I’m trying to say I’m here to help |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
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"so much for girls saying 'dont send us pics of your willy etc' lol
The big proviso is "unless we ask"!!!"
I ain't sending anything unless I get a "pretty please and with a cherry on top" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"so much for girls saying 'dont send us pics of your willy etc' lol
The big proviso is "unless we ask"!!!
I ain't sending anything unless I get a "pretty please and with a cherry on top" "
This |
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"Very nice, right up my street! Nice shape, length & girth, not too veiny & perfectly shaped head (not the bullet head pic, the other one). Points deducted for thigh hair but it would look weird if you just had bald thighs so I suppose I could live with it Overall 9.5
I think the shape of the head depends on arousal state "
Really? Can't say I've ever noticed, Bert's is going to undergo a full inspection every time it stands to attention now! Poor bloke!
After receiving pic 3 I'm reinstating the deducted 1/2 point so it's now a 10 from me! You're right, camera angles, lighting & a bit of housekeeping can change everything. If I'd seen the pics independently of each other I wouldn't have thought they belonged to the same man. Are you sure you're not the cock reincarnation of Worzel Gummidge? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
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I’m sure they’ve seen a Dai cap before but it hasn’t stopped you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
I’m sure they’ve seen a Dai cap before but it hasn’t stopped you..."
What's that got to do with anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
I’m sure they’ve seen a Dai cap before but it hasn’t stopped you...
What's that got to do with anything "
Let them do what they want and you do what you want and everyone will be happy |
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It looks just like a penis, only smaller. Kind of like one of those one third sized mini Rubicks Cubes where bits fell off if you used them.
Must be one of the previous posts on this thread that reminded me of that last bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Very nice, right up my street! Nice shape, length & girth, not too veiny & perfectly shaped head (not the bullet head pic, the other one). Points deducted for thigh hair but it would look weird if you just had bald thighs so I suppose I could live with it Overall 9.5
I think the shape of the head depends on arousal state
Really? Can't say I've ever noticed, Bert's is going to undergo a full inspection every time it stands to attention now! Poor bloke!
After receiving pic 3 I'm reinstating the deducted 1/2 point so it's now a 10 from me! You're right, camera angles, lighting & a bit of housekeeping can change everything. If I'd seen the pics independently of each other I wouldn't have thought they belonged to the same man. Are you sure you're not the cock reincarnation of Worzel Gummidge? "
Wtf I just googled the guy, my cock is not that fugly |
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"Very nice, right up my street! Nice shape, length & girth, not too veiny & perfectly shaped head (not the bullet head pic, the other one). Points deducted for thigh hair but it would look weird if you just had bald thighs so I suppose I could live with it Overall 9.5
I think the shape of the head depends on arousal state
Really? Can't say I've ever noticed, Bert's is going to undergo a full inspection every time it stands to attention now! Poor bloke!
After receiving pic 3 I'm reinstating the deducted 1/2 point so it's now a 10 from me! You're right, camera angles, lighting & a bit of housekeeping can change everything. If I'd seen the pics independently of each other I wouldn't have thought they belonged to the same man. Are you sure you're not the cock reincarnation of Worzel Gummidge?
Wtf I just googled the guy, my cock is not that fugly "
Haha you had to Google it, that makes me feel really old!  I was referring to the fact he had interchangeable heads not his level of attractiveness! My comment is now moot anyway, having looked at my messages again pic 3 IS someone else's! I'm an idiot! Back to 9.5 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I'm really that bored
If you're interested, just say you're in and filters permitted I'll send 2 pics in PM. Bare in mind there are just cock pics, nothing picturesque about them!
Rating is out of 10, comments are welcome.
How you choose to rate it is up to you, whether it's a general score or split into categories, aesthetics, size, curve etc.
Let the tumble start rolling!
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10. But I'm biased |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
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I haven't seen yours before. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
I haven't seen yours before. "
What’s your ideal penis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
I’m sure they’ve seen a Dai cap before but it hasn’t stopped you...
What's that got to do with anything
Let them do what they want and you do what you want and everyone will be happy "
I'm not trying to stop anyone from doing anything. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never did get why so many men like showing off dick pics.
It's nothing a woman hasn't seen before, so what's the point lol
I haven't seen yours before. "
I havent seen yours before either. |
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"Yes I'm really that bored
If you're interested, just say you're in and filters permitted I'll send 2 pics in PM. Bare in mind there are just cock pics, nothing picturesque about them!
Rating is out of 10, comments are welcome.
How you choose to rate it is up to you, whether it's a general score or split into categories, aesthetics, size, curve etc.
Let the tumble start rolling!
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Nil points |
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