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"Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha
Ooh breakfast... What did you have? Costa mocha for me  "
Cereals with yoghurt. Ginger tea with honey and lemon. Don't feel like moving an eyebrow  |
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"Just had breakfast in bed. Telly on. Might stay here for a few hours haha
Ooh breakfast... What did you have? Costa mocha for me
Cereals with yoghurt. Ginger tea with honey and lemon. Don't feel like moving an eyebrow "
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"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).
Fuck that's brutal  "
Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy |
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"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).
Fuck that's brutal "
The joys of being a single man that can’t accom, take what you can!
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Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy "
Erm... I used to live near there, Penzance is in Cornwall! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thanks to a cancelled meet, I’m driving from Lancashire (where I’m from) back to Portsmouth where I work).
Fuck that's brutal
The joys of being a single man that can’t accom, take what you can!
Yes, I do believe it is....
Love being on the road, have driven from Penzance to Cornwall just for hell of it.. Stick on my toones and I m happy... Enjoy
Erm... I used to live near there, Penzance is in Cornwall! "
Im all fingers n thumbs.. Oooh.... I used to drive huge distances for hel of it and the beauty of the country... Especially if mountains involved.. |
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I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning 
Doughnut |
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"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning
Doughnut "
Is that straight or jam doughnut |
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"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning
Doughnut
Is that straight or jam doughnut "
Cream filled
Doughnut |
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"I’ve got to take the youngest of our brood home so 3 trains 2 buses he’ll be home then the same again to get home. Just what I need after a guest blaring their TV in the next room until 5 this morning
Doughnut
Is that straight or jam doughnut
Cream filled
Doughnut "
Oooh nice... Nowt better than a lil cream to enjoy, night or day |
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So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower |
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"Oops meant to Scotland
Ahh I’ve done Plymouth to Dunfermline a few times before (I work in Logistics). "
Well, hope you enjoy the open road mare.. Safe journey.. Crank up them toones |
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"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower "
Couldnt you use a tractor  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower "
Nice daffodils...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m looking for someone to fuck
Simple really
Good luck.. They ll be very lucky whomever it is
Smooth talker
Nope, just honest n true.. Gorgeous "
I’ll second that |
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"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower
Couldnt you use a tractor "
Nope cos then we d have had to dig both out and dame applies to my hole to dig.. Area too boggy.. All by hand |
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"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower
Nice daffodils... "
Tell ya what bleddy good job that daffodils there or pic woulda been a flop |
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"So here I go, into the wild n wet but first gotta strip in van outta my smart kit, means getting naked briefly in the outback before putting on my protection.. Good to use protection then wander down to woods to the place where a bull sank upto his bollocks, very well hung bollocks I might add.. He was distressed to hell but not me, took it in my stride and prodded him with a stick.. He calmed down n slipped out with ease.. Last seen running off, tossing his head around happy to rejoin his herd, anyways I digress, once at said spot its a case of wallowing n fighting in the mud for the day, upto my bollocks, tool in hand, thankfully I m well versed in how to get best out of it so it will be a lot of muscle pounding n stretching til I finally get hole filled with hard stuff.. Oops.. That is fill muddy hole with stone, dont want ya getting wrong idea.. Then a nice strip, dry and hot shower
Nice daffodils...
Tell ya what bleddy good job that daffodils there or pic woulda been a flop "
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Was going to be bike ride along the coast and a pub lunch, but Storm Freya has put paid to that plan! So pottering around the house, ironing, ebaying, watching telly. Friend popping round for a cuppa soon. |
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"Was going to be bike ride along the coast and a pub lunch, but Storm Freya has put paid to that plan! So pottering around the house, ironing, ebaying, watching telly. Friend popping round for a cuppa soon. "
Ooh nice.. The friend n cuppa part |
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