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over a year ago
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if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "
I bring this to the table:
Brewing up
Cuddles
Empathy
Mediation
Good advice
A fierce right-hook
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world
I bring this to the table:
Brewing up
Cuddles
Empathy
Mediation
Good advice
A fierce right-hook
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You are definitely the kind of girl we need |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world
I bring this to the table:
Brewing up
Cuddles
Empathy
Mediation
Good advice
A fierce right-hook
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quite handy at writing profiles too. Big fan. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can hunt "
That is perfect because I can build fire so we can cook what you hunt and have a cucumber accompaniment, followed by a nice cuppa, a bit of meditation and then some reproducing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world
I bring this to the table:
Brewing up
Cuddles
Empathy
Mediation
Good advice
A fierce right-hook
You are definitely the kind of girl we need "
At your service x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world
I bring this to the table:
Brewing up
Cuddles
Empathy
Mediation
Good advice
A fierce right-hook
quite handy at writing profiles too. Big fan. "
Bless you young man from miles away x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can hunt
That is perfect because I can build fire so we can cook what you hunt and have a cucumber accompaniment, followed by a nice cuppa, a bit of meditation and then some reproducing "
Where will we get a cucumber  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Years of scouting, hiking and camping, I can build a fire, a shelter, read a map, cook the food. Competent with a longbow so presuming there are still animals around I can also catch, gut and skin the food. Also first aid trained. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I m a backwoodsman, spent all my life living and working at natures level, just dob t ask me to work any tech cos I m shit at that.. Cant use my phone cery well but can soon make a cave or treehouse into home |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
As a former Brownie Guide Sixer (Elves) i feel i have the necessary leadership skills to keep my pack safe and well. Though i no longer have my belt purse with the lifesaving brownie kit, i have since amassed an huge array of scary sex toys which alternate as effective weaponry such as butt plugs to stuff in zombies mouths to stop them being as bitey.
I also have an insider at The Royal Armouries in Leeds so have access to stabbing weapons which are essential to survival, which is close to an Asda warehouse for supplies.
Its all in my detailed plan  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Another one here for sword fighting. Well, stage combat but it's the same right? Just give me an hour with the zombies and a decent studio space and I'll put together a sequence that will look great!
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I'm an expert shot with a rifle, long bow & cross bow.
I'm also a chef.
My grandad taught me to track, trap & hunt when I was a kid.
So after I've picked off the oncoming zombie hoard, I'll go out, catch our dinner & cook it |
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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago
belfast |
"Another one here for sword fighting. Well, stage combat but it's the same right? Just give me an hour with the zombies and a decent studio space and I'll put together a sequence that will look great!
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"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too. "
I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.
I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.
Want to join my bus? |
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"I'm an expert shot with a rifle, long bow & cross bow.
I'm also a chef.
My grandad taught me to track, trap & hunt when I was a kid.
So after I've picked off the oncoming zombie hoard, I'll go out, catch our dinner & cook it "
Zombie a l'orange anyone? Maybe Zombie gratin? Fricase de zombie? |
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"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.
I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.
I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.
Want to join my bus? "
Only if you can teach me to knit  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.
I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.
I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.
Want to join my bus?
Only if you can teach me to knit "
Well very useful skills to help us for 5 and the have pretty jumpers too |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
With a bit of lock picking I have access to M134 miniguns and ammo. I am also half decent with Japanese weaponry. While I have no specific building skills, i am pretty MacGyver-esque. I have never knowingly under engineered anything.. when it's built, it bloody stays built. Can also cook.. |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"With a bit of lock picking I have access to M134 miniguns and ammo. I am also half decent with Japanese weaponry. While I have no specific building skills, i am pretty MacGyver-esque. I have never knowingly under engineered anything.. when it's built, it bloody stays built. Can also cook.."
I can pick locks . Don’t ask where I picked that skill up *whistles innocently*
If I help you get past the doors, can I nab a couple of miniguns? I want to keep my axes and bastard sword for close quarter butchery. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I watched all of The Walking Dead so I am an expert in telling other people what to do- you will need a leader!
As if you'd need an apocalypse to do that "
Quiet, man thing, or I will feed you to the Walkers! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "
Well after watching things like resident evil, land of the dead, night/day of the dead Shaun of the dead basically a lot of zombie Apocalypse movies I think I'd be more than equipped to survive lol and I've watched day after tomorrow and 2012 so I'll be getting the biggest plane I could see load it up with as many as it can carry and either head for the equator or head for China and get on one of them sub's lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have completed a campfire course.
I can build a washing up stand from twigs and rope, complete with draining board and a sleeping bag holder.
I can tie a reef knot.
Oh and blow up pj bottoms with a knot tied at the end of the leg to use as a float whilst swimming.
I know what a dock leaf looks like if anyone gets stung by stinging nettles. I’ll even spit on it for you.
None of which is probably any use against a zombie apocalypse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"if the world is sent into a zombie apocalypse or other catastrophic disaster and there are only a few survivors what skills could you bring to the remaining survivors?
I was a Girl Guide and can build a pretty epic fire just by rubbing two sticks together!
So please tell us what skills you possess to help save the world "
I'd just use matches or a lighter! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again! "
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate "
im happy to go along with that ratio |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio"
I thought you might pop up in response to that! |
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate "
Let me have a think about my skill set...
thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate
Let me have a think about my skill set...
thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world... "
I think we skills like that you could be deputy prime minister obviously I would be Prime Minister |
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As a former farmer and a trained soldier who has done survival training, I could bring a lot to the table! I'd only want to be part of a small group though, too many people would bring too many problems  |
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate
Let me have a think about my skill set...
thoughtful, witty, generally upbeat, i have an engaging interview technique oh and I am a hospital radio DJ and there must still be need for admin workers at the end of the world...
I think we skills like that you could be deputy prime minister obviously I would be Prime Minister "
So in that case I am your Nick Clegg to your David Cameron.. Hop you don't suggest breaking away from the end of the world and then quit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As a former farmer and a trained soldier who has done survival training, I could bring a lot to the table! I'd only want to be part of a small group though, too many people would bring too many problems "
Very useful skills but I feel like you may have thought about this scenario before! |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio
I thought you might pop up in response to that! "
procreation is my area of expertise. Well i know the theory. And i have had a couple of trial runs which proved to be successful. I'm ready for this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is like War of the Worlds - Jeff Wayne's version - David Essex as the Artillery Man... with just a handful of men (and women) we'll start all over again!
So the way I see it is you would always need more women than men to successfully repopulate im happy to go along with that ratio
I thought you might pop up in response to that! procreation is my area of expertise. Well i know the theory. And i have had a couple of trial runs which proved to be successful. I'm ready for this "
in that case you can be in charge of the breeding program |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can whittle a tent peg from a single block of wood.
We definitely need somebody that's good with wood! so you are in "
Only kind of only useful if you dont have access to a camping and outdoor center. You also need a tent.
They could be used as a close quarters stabing weapon but I wouldn't advise you do so as only good for a few stabs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month. "
Oh my goodness yes!!!!
Nobody else I'd rather spend the apocalypse with. |
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"I could open a bar on Saturday evenings and have a swingers night once a month.
Oh my goodness yes!!!!
Nobody else I'd rather spend the apocalypse with. "
We get a couple of bouncers and that will keep the zombies out.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx "
You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx
You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board "
Yay! Thank you! Knew that violin would prove useful one day xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was a nurse, can sew, grow veg, do woodwork and metalwork, and have a violin- I can’t play it though, but can serve as a deterrent to any one trying to infiltrate the defences xx
You are exactly the kind of people we need! jump on board
Yay! Thank you! Knew that violin would prove useful one day xx"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can play guitar badly enough to make my dog get up and leave the room (everyone's a critic..). Maybe I can use this talent to here prey towards your hunters! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can play guitar badly enough to make my dog get up and leave the room (everyone's a critic..). Maybe I can use this talent to here prey towards your hunters! "
*herd |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sorry but if u haven't watched any zombie survival movies then your fucked up or down lol just a tip for those who haven't watched zombie movies if a dead person in a body bag sits back up its not a miracle kill the fucking thing before it bites anyone lol |
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"I can sew, shoot a bow and arrow and throw a broad sword around. Pretty good cook too.
I can also sew,knit,build houses, build boats, make bows and arrows and shoot them.
I can weld, repair mechanical things, build machines, plaster walls, work wood, cook and hunt.
Want to join my bus?
Two needles or a full set of four to make your own woollen socks?
Only if you can teach me to knit "
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