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Narrowboating

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hi ladies. I’m looking for a sexy lady to be first mate on my boat as I cruise from oxford down the Thames to reading. If your favourite pastime is shoe shopping please don’t waste both our times. If you’ve got a bit of adventure in you say hi

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I thought this was one of those odd sexual things like Dirty Sanchez

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hi ladies. I’m looking for a sexy lady to be first mate on my boat as I cruise from oxford down the Thames to reading. If your favourite pastime is shoe shopping please don’t waste both our times. If you’ve got a bit of adventure in you say hi"

Well D, alienating the adventurous shoe shoppers of Fab may not have been your smartest move...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How narrow is your boat? g3orgie has a very narrow boat.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm sure iv got something I can shove in his narrow boat ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don’t enjoy shopping

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I prefer a girthy boat

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I prefer a girthy boat"

Me too, you get a better ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this like motorboating?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I prefer a girthy boat

Me too, you get a better ride

As long as you can wedge it in the locks, me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hate shoes.

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By *ink Panther.Woman over a year ago

Preston

"I prefer a girthy boat

Me too, you get a better ride

As long as you can wedge it in the locks, me too

I’m happy with a bit of stretching

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

One could enjoy shopping for boat shoes... I don't know how much adventure there is on a narrow boat though

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate shoes. "

Do you like being shanghaied with no hope of escape?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I prefer a girthy boat

Me too, you get a better ride

As long as you can wedge it in the locks, me too

I’m happy with a bit of stretching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I hate shoes.

Do you like being shanghaied with no hope of escape?"

I can't say that I do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One could enjoy shopping for boat shoes... I don't know how much adventure there is on a narrow boat though

V x"

Again..Do you like being shanghaied with no hope of escape?

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By *ade and VanessaCouple over a year ago

Central Scotland

"One could enjoy shopping for boat shoes... I don't know how much adventure there is on a narrow boat though

V x

Again..Do you like being shanghaied with no hope of escape?"

Jeebus I'm not volunteering!

I suppose jump and swim.... Although, are narrow boats for canals? You could probably do a runner at a lock...

V x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How narrow is your boat? g3orgie has a very narrow boat."

I literally do not know what to say to that James. And I am rarely stuck for words. I was genuinely looking at living on one though, funnily enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One could enjoy shopping for boat shoes... I don't know how much adventure there is on a narrow boat though

V x

Again..Do you like being shanghaied with no hope of escape?

Jeebus I'm not volunteering!

I suppose jump and swim.... Although, are narrow boats for canals? You could probably do a runner at a lock...

V x"

I don't know. My narrow boat knowledge is not up to scratch of late.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OP. What's the difference between a narrow boat and a barge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

No difference

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By *eeroybrownMan over a year ago

aldershot

I haven't read all the posts. Had anybody made the motorboating joke yet?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP. What's the difference between a narrow boat and a barge?"

T'internet says that barges are flat bottomed. Not sure I'd trust a skipper that doesn't know that...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No difference "

Ah ok. I suppose if you asked any single ladies to come on your barge it wouldn't have sounded as thrilling.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"OP. What's the difference between a narrow boat and a barge?

T'internet says that barges are flat bottomed. Not sure I'd trust a skipper that doesn't know that... "

I think that's an acceptable error in the circumstances. I wouldn't have known the difference otherwise.

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"OP. What's the difference between a narrow boat and a barge?

T'internet says that barges are flat bottomed. Not sure I'd trust a skipper that doesn't know that... "

Ah but you’re not a sexy lady so it doesn’t matter, he’s not asking you to be his first mate

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

I feel like a parrot

If you are not interested in a meet request leave the thread alone instead of spoiling it

If people keep doing this don't be surprised if you end up with a ban

To the OP, if you start another thread in the meet section I will make sure it stays that way

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
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O o O oo

PS welcome to the forum OP

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