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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's a sign from God to give up smoking
Indeed. Your way too hot to smoke.
I gave up 15 years ago and I now have early signs of emphysema."
It's these heaters, I've had them turned up too high  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just popping in for a smoke but not giving anyone my lighter!... 
Never give me a lighter!
I'm terrible, I pop it them and then deny all knowledge. "
You could have mine if Bella let's you have it ...
Sticking to my Big baby for now  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m not allowed in here  *shuffles out the door"
I've got a special pod for you, no fumes, no smoke, no shit..... but you can see and hear everything |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just got to wash and dry up after dinner and I'll be out to join you all 
Wash and dry?
Well erm, there's just me here, so yeah I get to do both. Lucky me lol "
I'll get you a Blue Peter badge |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Just got to wash and dry up after dinner and I'll be out to join you all
Wash and dry?
Well erm, there's just me here, so yeah I get to do both. Lucky me lol
I'll get you a Blue Peter badge "
I've done it for the last 13 years, I'm kinda used to it lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just got to wash and dry up after dinner and I'll be out to join you all
Wash and dry?
Well erm, there's just me here, so yeah I get to do both. Lucky me lol
I'll get you a Blue Peter badge
I've done it for the last 13 years, I'm kinda used to it lol "
You still get a badge  |
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I'll pull up a chair
It will be my last visit to the shelter
After 3wks of trying to quit, ok I have managed to cut right down, but total quitting hasn't happened
I'm starting the Champix tablets tomorrow
Farewell my friends x |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'll pull up a chair
It will be my last visit to the shelter
After 3wks of trying to quit, ok I have managed to cut right down, but total quitting hasn't happened
I'm starting the Champix tablets tomorrow
Farewell my friends x "
As if you need an excuse for a party |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?" "
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll pull up a chair
It will be my last visit to the shelter
After 3wks of trying to quit, ok I have managed to cut right down, but total quitting hasn't happened
I'm starting the Champix tablets tomorrow
Farewell my friends x "
Nope...... There's room in QL's special pod  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?  "
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share 
Body heat too? X "
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place "
I found yours in my pocket.... soz! |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket "
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
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On you my friend pass the dutchie to the left hand side when you're ready |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish that wind would bugger off..
So do I, it's wreaking havoc with my hair
Your hair looks just fine to me , what's that style called again is it the just fucked look."
No, it's the 'fecking hell it's windy today' look, but apparently they're similar |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
On you my friend pass the dutchie to the left hand side when you're ready "
This generation...... rules de nation! I'll pass tho, I hate rice pudding |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x "
I got plenty you can share |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I say would anyone care for a cigarette? *produces fancy silver cigarette case*
Is that real silver? yes its ay heirloom been in the family years... "
Ah, I see .... welcome to the shelter Sir  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Wish that wind would bugger off..
So do I, it's wreaking havoc with my hair
Your hair looks just fine to me , what's that style called again is it the just fucked look.
No, it's the 'fecking hell it's windy today' look, but apparently they're similar "
Its better than the dragged through a hedge backwards though  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish that wind would bugger off..
So do I, it's wreaking havoc with my hair
Your hair looks just fine to me , what's that style called again is it the just fucked look.
No, it's the 'fecking hell it's windy today' look, but apparently they're similar
Its better than the dragged through a hedge backwards though "
I once was dragged through a hedge backwards, surprisingly my hair was fine |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Wish that wind would bugger off..
So do I, it's wreaking havoc with my hair
Your hair looks just fine to me , what's that style called again is it the just fucked look.
No, it's the 'fecking hell it's windy today' look, but apparently they're similar
Its better than the dragged through a hedge backwards though "
I'm almost losing my wig  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I say would anyone care for a cigarette? *produces fancy silver cigarette case*
Is that real silver? yes its ay heirloom been in the family years...
Ah, I see .... welcome to the shelter Sir "
thank you, would you care for a dunhill filter tip? |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share "
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone? |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?"
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wish that wind would bugger off..
So do I, it's wreaking havoc with my hair
Your hair looks just fine to me , what's that style called again is it the just fucked look.
No, it's the 'fecking hell it's windy today' look, but apparently they're similar
Its better than the dragged through a hedge backwards though
I'm almost losing my wig "
Oooh, I've got some duct tape. Here ya go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I say would anyone care for a cigarette? *produces fancy silver cigarette case*
Is that real silver? yes its ay heirloom been in the family years...
Ah, I see .... welcome to the shelter Sir thank you, would you care for a dunhill filter tip? "
Thanks, but I'm more of a roll your own, menthol type of girl |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?"
Get under my blanket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin "
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked "
Just be careful of hot ash 
And thanks for the tape |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked "
Kicks off shoes... flings off clothes....oops sorry Mr, I didn't mean to hit you with my bra. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked
Just be careful of hot ash
And thanks for the tape "
Dim problem |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked
Kicks off shoes... flings off clothes....oops sorry Mr, I didn't mean to hit you with my bra. "
Ha! Now, where shall we put that flask? |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked "
Not got much on anyway. Won't take much to be naked x |
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"Is the heater on? I've got a lighter x
I've got a blanket for extra warmth if u wanna share
Body heat too? X
Oh yes, I'm starkers underneath this blanket
We can keep each other warm then, share the heat x
I got plenty you can share
I've got a cheeky hip flask. Nip of brandy anyone?
I won't say no. It's 5 o'clock somewhere x
Chin chin
Um....just so you both know, it'll be warmer under here if we're all naked
Kicks off shoes... flings off clothes....oops sorry Mr, I didn't mean to hit you with my bra.
Ha! Now, where shall we put that flask? "
I've got a magnificent rack to stand it on..... |
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding "
Ha ha which ended up all over the place! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
Ha ha which ended up all over the place!"
Ah, sweet memories |
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
Ha ha which ended up all over the place!
Ah, sweet memories "
Indeed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Hmmm like being back on stag detail. Huddled out in your porch, getting heat by cupping my hands round my cig.. Gawd its almost tropical, if anyone wants to join me I can strike my flint n get a fire of costa cup kindling n wood going.. Or am I in queue for some initiation into the bug smoke house |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
It’s definitely mine! Look see!"
Yes that's yours if it's been in your bra lol ...
Bella, found mine in her pocket.
Wonders why Bella never checked her pockets in the first place
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
Ha ha which ended up all over the place!
Ah, sweet memories "
Agreed anyone fancy pizza |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
It’s definitely mine! Look see!
Yes that's yours if it's been in your bra lol ...
Bella, found mine in her pocket.
Wonders why Bella never checked her pockets in the first place
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Bella never makes things easy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hmmm like being back on stag detail. Huddled out in your porch, getting heat by cupping my hands round my cig.. Gawd its almost tropical, if anyone wants to join me I can strike my flint n get a fire of costa cup kindling n wood going.. Or am I in queue for some initiation into the bug smoke house
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Oooh, I never thought about an initiation! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""My cigarette smells funny, does it matter?"
Nope, but the last time there was a funny smelling fag being passed around I had a sudden craving for rice pudding
Ha ha which ended up all over the place!
Ah, sweet memories
Agreed anyone fancy pizza "
Bleurgh..... but cake is always good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hmmm like being back on stag detail. Huddled out in your porch, getting heat by cupping my hands round my cig.. Gawd its almost tropical, if anyone wants to join me I can strike my flint n get a fire of costa cup kindling n wood going.. Or am I in queue for some initiation into the bug smoke house
Oooh, I never thought about an initiation!"
Dont mind initiation so long as I m physically intact at end of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
It’s definitely mine! Look see!
Yes that's yours if it's been in your bra lol ...
Bella, found mine in her pocket.
Wonders why Bella never checked her pockets in the first place
Bella never makes things easy "
Just say you liked the colour on my trendy lighter and you wanted to keep it lol ...
But being such a nice person your conscience did nt allow you to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are the kool kidz still hangin’ out in the shelter..."
This aint no place for kids, I have you know. I is an adult now and can spend as long as I like here ...
What you smoking ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are the kool kidz still hangin’ out in the shelter...
This aint no place for kids, I have you know. I is an adult now and can spend as long as I like here ...
What you smoking ? "
Something herbal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hmmm like being back on stag detail. Huddled out in your porch, getting heat by cupping my hands round my cig.. Gawd its almost tropical, if anyone wants to join me I can strike my flint n get a fire of costa cup kindling n wood going.. Or am I in queue for some initiation into the bug smoke house
Oooh, I never thought about an initiation!
Dont mind initiation so long as I m physically intact at end of it "
Unlikely knowing Bella |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Hmmm like being back on stag detail. Huddled out in your porch, getting heat by cupping my hands round my cig.. Gawd its almost tropical, if anyone wants to join me I can strike my flint n get a fire of costa cup kindling n wood going.. Or am I in queue for some initiation into the bug smoke house
Oooh, I never thought about an initiation!
Dont mind initiation so long as I m physically intact at end of it
Unlikely knowing Bella "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are the kool kidz still hangin’ out in the shelter...
This aint no place for kids, I have you know. I is an adult now and can spend as long as I like here ...
What you smoking ?
Something herbal "
Haha .. is it legal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening Bella....Have any of you lot got my lighter?!.."
I think that could be the one that was in Diamonds bra lol ...
Bella gimme mine back.. well chuffed now |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place "
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker."
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol "
Sorry, just don't like liars. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol
Sorry, just don't like liars."
Ooooo is my integrity being questioned ...
I don't like that |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol
Sorry, just don't like liars.
Ooooo is my integrity being questioned ...
I don't like that "
It's not a case of questioning your integrity. It's a case of stating a fact. The fact that you have lied on your profile.
What don't you like? The fact that you've been caught out? |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker."
Only with a drink - social only |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol
Sorry, just don't like liars.
Ooooo is my integrity being questioned ...
I don't like that
It's not a case of questioning your integrity. It's a case of stating a fact. The fact that you have lied on your profile.
What don't you like? The fact that you've been caught out?"
The smoking shelter is a place of peace I don't care if someone doesn't actually smoke, as long as they bring Scooby snacks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash "
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Sorry officer .... Am I looking at a long time in the nick lol
Sorry, just don't like liars.
Ooooo is my integrity being questioned ...
I don't like that
It's not a case of questioning your integrity. It's a case of stating a fact. The fact that you have lied on your profile.
What don't you like? The fact that you've been caught out?
The smoking shelter is a place of peace I don't care if someone doesn't actually smoke, as long as they bring Scooby snacks "
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue "
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done "
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Only with a drink - social only"
Yes, just that Diamond. You catch my drift lol
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Room for a little one? I bought some actual fags and not spend ten minutes doing a rolly lol. Did anyone bring a cup of tea with them, I’m gasping!
Danish x |
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself "
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed |
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"Room for a little one? I bought some actual fags and not spend ten minutes doing a rolly lol. Did anyone bring a cup of tea with them, I’m gasping!
Danish x"
Got a flask right here beaut! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed "
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?! "
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?!
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter "
This ain't Porridge.... I don't do visiting, I'm far too busy running my shelter man! |
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?!
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter
This ain't Porridge.... I don't do visiting, I'm far too busy running my shelter man!"
I am sure there are enough kind fabbers that can guard the shelter for at least an evening or till the morning .... Any volunteers !!
I don't like the rushed type of visits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?!
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter
This ain't Porridge.... I don't do visiting, I'm far too busy running my shelter man!
I am sure there are enough kind fabbers that can guard the shelter for at least an evening or till the morning .... Any volunteers !!
I don't like the rushed type of visits "
My shelter is my baby, I couldn't possibly put that responsibility on anyone else soz mukka! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?!
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter
This ain't Porridge.... I don't do visiting, I'm far too busy running my shelter man!
I am sure there are enough kind fabbers that can guard the shelter for at least an evening or till the morning .... Any volunteers !!
I don't like the rushed type of visits
My shelter is my baby, I couldn't possibly put that responsibility on anyone else soz mukka!"
I know what you mean I been lost without my big baby and it was under my bed all along
I will just go AWOL and then I won't need any visits ..... I can still pop into the shelter in disguise lol
Just to check your doing ok |
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed "
Feeble attempt at ridiculing simply because you're a proven liar.
Pathetic. |
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"Along with the lighter of course
I have a lighter I have spare lighters to. But damn it’s cold and everyone has gone inside
Mrscxxx "
You will soon go through your spares in here ...
its all the non smokers like to collect them lol |
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"Afternoon all
Can I sneak in, brought my own lighter
Don't lose it!!!!!
It’s in my bra!
Can I check?
Can I help as it's probably mine in the first place
How can it be yours? You're a non smoker.
Only with a drink - social only
Yes, just that Diamond. You catch my drift lol
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I do |
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Are you bribing me with gifts so that I don't banish you for being caught out?!
Bribery ... is that more time in the nick.. pffft
As long as you promise to visit lol then its a Yes.. I like being in your shelter
This ain't Porridge.... I don't do visiting, I'm far too busy running my shelter man!"
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Feeble attempt at ridiculing simply because you're a proven liar.
Pathetic."
Please don’t.... if you feel the need to be so prickly please would you do it elsewhere.... we don’t do keyboard warriors in this thread |
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"Along with the lighter of course
I have a lighter I have spare lighters to. But damn it’s cold and everyone has gone inside
Mrscxxx
Hello Mrs Mac! "
Hullo
I’m a dirty vaper now. I don’t have a lighter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Feeble attempt at ridiculing simply because you're a proven liar.
Pathetic.
Please don’t.... if you feel the need to be so prickly please would you do it elsewhere.... we don’t do keyboard warriors in this thread "
Thanks Diamond .. you got my back there |
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Feeble attempt at ridiculing simply because you're a proven liar.
Pathetic.
Please don’t.... if you feel the need to be so prickly please would you do it elsewhere.... we don’t do keyboard warriors in this thread
Thanks Diamond .. you got my back there "
Just because this is a ‘virtual ‘ swinging site there is no need or place for disrespect and attitude |
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I appreciate that and it is exactly how I was made to feel ..
Thought they might be part of the secret society that run Fab , so wanted to make sure I stayed the right side of the law haha
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"The smoking shelter took a right battering in the wind last night....
Has anyone seen where the roof has gone?!
It’s behind bar Fabulash
I've repaired the roof with 2 parts water and 2 parts pva glue
Well done
Ta, I'm feeling rather pleased with myself
Great job Bella.. Sorry I could nt help was busy checking my Accas lol ...
I tell you what as a reward you can keep this lighter, that you really like ... I been caught out and I found my Smok under the bed
Feeble attempt at ridiculing simply because you're a proven liar.
Pathetic.
Please don’t.... if you feel the need to be so prickly please would you do it elsewhere.... we don’t do keyboard warriors in this thread
Thanks Diamond .. you got my back there
Just because this is a ‘virtual ‘ swinging site there is no need or place for disrespect and attitude "
But it's perfectly acceptable to be disrespectful to any possible meets by lying to them? Hypocrisy at its best.
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