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And some Frank Sinatra would be a great start! | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx" Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation " Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening  | |||
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"Gin and tonic please. And whatever you're having. And send a bottle of your finest to that fine looking lady over there please. *points*" Good evening still waters... One gin and tonic coming right up... I'll have a brandy and cola thanks 
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? " What type are they?  | |||
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Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please | |||
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"Geed evening, Ash. I'll have a Pinksters Gin and Fever Tree Mediteranean tonic please
And some Frank Sinatra would be a great start!"Good evening Lisa... One Pinksters Gin and fever tree tonic coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8 Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? "Evening lovely Eenie x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? "salty | |||
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"Geed evening, Ash. I'll have a Pinksters Gin and Fever Tree Mediteranean tonic please
And some Frank Sinatra would be a great start!"We have a similar taste in music | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening "I shall look forward to it x | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please "I think 'The Way You Look Tonight' would be nice | |||
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"Could you turn the telly up a bit please? 2nd half of west ham v Newcastle is on. Ta! " Football is on big screen at back of the bar! | |||
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"Geed evening, Ash. I'll have a Pinksters Gin and Fever Tree Mediteranean tonic please
And some Frank Sinatra would be a great start!
Good evening Lisa...
One Pinksters Gin and fever tree tonic coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQR0bXO_yI8
Frank Sinatra - Fly me to the moon"Thank you..that was lovely xx | |||
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"A cuppa please xx "Good evening Jo... One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x"Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty"Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x
Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X"I'm good ,thank you, hope you're doing ok x | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening
I shall look forward to it x "Save me a snog for later x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel "*pours nuts into your hands* | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please "Good evening lovely Samiss One nice cold glass of Pinot white coming right up... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1Dl6KZVZs&list=PLB3NWRYN3CymazQPmZ6ruV1QVHJJjRSTW Harry Connick Jr - The way you look tonight... | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x
Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X
I'm good ,thank you, hope you're doing ok x"Yes thank you, things are finally levelling out so back to my smiley self X | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*"Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening
I shall look forward to it x
Save me a snog for later x"I do love a snog at the end of the evening x | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please
Good evening lovely Samiss
One nice cold glass of Pinot white coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1Dl6KZVZs&list=PLB3NWRYN3CymazQPmZ6ruV1QVHJJjRSTW
Harry Connick Jr - The way you look tonight..."Thank you! | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please
Good evening lovely Samiss
One nice cold glass of Pinot white coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1Dl6KZVZs&list=PLB3NWRYN3CymazQPmZ6ruV1QVHJJjRSTW
Harry Connick Jr - The way you look tonight...
Thank you! "you're welcome x Is he one of your favourites Samiss? | |||
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Another time. Have a lovely evening everyone. | |||
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"Evening Ash Nice cold Pinot and a bit of Harry Connick Junior on the jukebox please
Good evening lovely Samiss
One nice cold glass of Pinot white coming right up...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M1Dl6KZVZs&list=PLB3NWRYN3CymazQPmZ6ruV1QVHJJjRSTW
Harry Connick Jr - The way you look tonight...
Thank you!
you're welcome x
Is he one of your favourites Samiss?"Yes he is, but I've always liked Frank Sinatra and Harry sings just like him | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x
Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X
I'm good ,thank you, hope you're doing ok x
Yes thank you, things are finally levelling out so back to my smiley self X "I'm so pleased, sweetie | |||
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"Aaaaaash! Would have loved to join everyone in here tonight, but I have to get to the gym for dreaded legs day
Another time. Have a lovely evening everyone."Good evening Adam.... Hope you enjoy your work out at the gym I'm sure we will still be open when you come back if you fancy a late night tipple.... | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening
I shall look forward to it x
Save me a snog for later x
I do love a snog at the end of the evening x"Me too x | |||
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"A large pink gin and lemonade please.....might improve my mood "Good evening toxic..... One large pink gin and lemonade coming right up...
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox? | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x
Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X
I'm good ,thank you, hope you're doing ok x
Yes thank you, things are finally levelling out so back to my smiley self X
I'm so pleased, sweetie "Me too, and thank you x | |||
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"Zinfandel rose please Ash and a bit of Temptation on the juke box if you don't mind xx Good evening Lady C! Congrats on being first in bar tonight so your drink is on the house! One Zinfandel Rose coming right up...xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWwtMrDX2o8 Heaven 17 - Temptation Totally perfect thank you Ash, think I'm staying in this bar for the evening
I shall look forward to it x
Save me a snog for later x
I do love a snog at the end of the evening x
Me too x"Me three!  | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Evening lovely Eenie x
Hey Sami, how are you my lovely? X
I'm good ,thank you, hope you're doing ok x
Yes thank you, things are finally levelling out so back to my smiley self X
I'm so pleased, sweetie
Me too, and thank you x"You're very welcome.xxx | |||
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"Hit me with a double vodka and tonic" Good evening Sir..... A double vodka and tonic coming right up... Any requests for the jukebox?... | |||
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Evening all
Could I get a pink gin and tonic please Ash.x | |||
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"Triple whiskey neat" Good evening ID.... One triple whisky neat coming right up... | |||
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"Some country and western please" What??...no rum?  | |||
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"Evening ash peach schnapps and lemonade very large please xx" Good evening lovely Kat... One very large peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up.... What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight? x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? "you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up? | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Evening all
Could I get a pink gin and tonic please Ash.x"Good evening Cheeky..... Did you enjoy your nap?...
One Pink gin and tonic coming right up...
Any requests for the jukebox?....x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up? "I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me | |||
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"Some country and western please" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo John Denver - Take me home... | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me "ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk. | |||
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"Good evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please. X " Good evening lovely Angie.... One large white wine coming right up... what song can i play for you tonight? x | |||
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"Evening ash peach schnapps and lemonade very large please xx Good evening lovely Kat... One very large peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up.... What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight? x" Anything as long as it's loud feeling very meh tonight xx | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk. "I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? "when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle. | |||
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"Evening ash peach schnapps and lemonade very large please xx Good evening lovely Kat... One very large peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up.... What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight? x Anything as long as it's loud feeling very meh tonight xx" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk Queen - we will rock you Hope you like that one x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle. "In your face if you want?!! | |||
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And on the juke box - Oasis Live Forever
Ooooh and some of those chilli peanut thingys. | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle.
In your face if you want?!! "ok! | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle.
In your face if you want?!!
ok! "Just hope you enjoy | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle.
In your face if you want?!!
ok!
Just hope you enjoy
"fmdksiwidiciawo cant talk... Face in tits djdjdiwiiefimm | |||
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"A large glass of White Rioja please bar keep
And on the juke box - Oasis Live Forever
Ooooh and some of those chilli peanut thingys."Hola Roxianne.... One large glass of white rioja coming right up and some of those chilli peanuts! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDe1DqxwJoc Oasis - Live Forever | |||
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"Evening ash peach schnapps and lemonade very large please xx Good evening lovely Kat... One very large peach schnapps and lemonade coming right up.... What song can i play for you on the jukebox tonight? x Anything as long as it's loud feeling very meh tonight xx https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tJYN-eG1zk Queen - we will rock you Hope you like that one x" Cheers x | |||
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"Good evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please. X Good evening lovely Angie.... One large white wine coming right up... what song can i play for you tonight? x" Can I have Katy Perry and Roar tonight x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? salty
Yes please then, they go well with Zinfandel
*pours nuts into your hands*
Why thank you, can we sit over there and have a chat? you've eaten all my nuts! I shall get some more. Fancy a top up?
I have nuts and Doritos a top up would be lovely please ... Come sit next to me ok... These seats are quite cosy aren't they? I've never been here before. Its nice. I've bought you 4 drinks. Am gonna get you d*unk.
I giggle when I'm d*unk, but also very flirty, hope that's okay? when you giggle i noticed your boobs jiggle.
In your face if you want?!!
ok!
Just hope you enjoy
fmdksiwidiciawo cant talk... Face in tits djdjdiwiiefimm" xx | |||
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"Good evening Ash, I’ll have a large white wine please. X Good evening lovely Angie.... One large white wine coming right up... what song can i play for you tonight? x Can I have Katy Perry and Roar tonight x "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CevxZvSJLk8 Katy Perry - Roar I'll join you on the dance floor Angie x | |||
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"Usual please Ash "Good evening Diamond.... One large Hendricks Gin and tonic coming right up.... | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days!" Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x " Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please "was gonna suggest a shotgun lol. Maybe a tequila? | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please "How about a Pink Gin and tonic?.... | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita "Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail! Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?... | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please was gonna suggest a shotgun lol. Maybe a tequila? "Good suggestion, can I please have a shotgun and a tequila | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please
How about a Pink Gin and tonic?.... "Oh and one of those!
I can already feel The Hangover I'm going to have tomorrow. | |||
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"Would anyone else like a drink and a song on the jukebox?...." Could you choose something for me please. | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please was gonna suggest a shotgun lol. Maybe a tequila?
Good suggestion, can I please have a shotgun and a tequila "mind if i join ya? I have a spare rifle! | |||
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"Would anyone else like a drink and a song on the jukebox?.... Could you choose something for me please. "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q Jemaine Clement - Shiny I'd rather be shiny!.......... | |||
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please was gonna suggest a shotgun lol. Maybe a tequila?
Good suggestion, can I please have a shotgun and a tequila mind if i join ya? I have a spare rifle! "Haha yep. | |||
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"Would anyone else like a drink and a song on the jukebox?.... Could you choose something for me please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
Jemaine Clement - Shiny
I'd rather be shiny!.........."Love it!!! "I'm so shiny" | |||
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"Usual please Ash
Good evening Diamond....
One large Hendricks Gin and tonic coming right up...."Thank you x | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita
Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail!
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?..."Thanks Ash. It tastes rather good - very zingy with the additional lime and sugar syrup. Well let’s crank up the volume and play Motörhead’s “I’m your Witch Doctor”
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"Can I have a bucket full of Prosecco please. It's been one of those days! Good evening my lady LJ... One bucket of Prosecco coming right up!.x Thank you, can I have a shot of something strong to please was gonna suggest a shotgun lol. Maybe a tequila?
Good suggestion, can I please have a shotgun and a tequila "One Tequila shot gun coming right up!... | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita "That sounds like it should pronounced ‘ jae...ger... ITA!’ | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita
Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail!
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...
Thanks Ash. It tastes rather good - very zingy with the additional lime and sugar syrup.
Well let’s crank up the volume and play Motörhead’s “I’m your Witch Doctor”
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"Aaaaaash! Would have loved to join everyone in here tonight, but I have to get to the gym for dreaded legs day
Another time. Have a lovely evening everyone."Go for it Adam! | |||
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"Usual please Ash
Good evening Diamond....
One large Hendricks Gin and tonic coming right up....
Thank you x"you're always welcome my lovely Hope you're having a good weekend so far x | |||
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"Gin and crisps please x" Good evening Mrs Sex in heels... One Gin and tonic and a packet of crisps coming right up... What flavour crisps do you fancy?... | |||
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"Would anyone else like a drink and a song on the jukebox?.... Could you choose something for me please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q
Jemaine Clement - Shiny
I'd rather be shiny!..........
Love it!!!
"I'm so shiny"
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita
Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail!
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...
Thanks Ash. It tastes rather good - very zingy with the additional lime and sugar syrup.
Well let’s crank up the volume and play Motörhead’s “I’m your Witch Doctor”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwIr19qTMPQ
Motorhead - I'm your witch doctor..."Excellent- thanks Ash - I'd headbanger if I had any hair. I’ll have to dig out my Shaman headgear instead | |||
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"Captain Morgan please with ice "Good evening Shortish.... One Captain Morgan rum with ice coming right up... | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita
Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail!
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...
Thanks Ash. It tastes rather good - very zingy with the additional lime and sugar syrup.
Well let’s crank up the volume and play Motörhead’s “I’m your Witch Doctor”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwIr19qTMPQ
Motorhead - I'm your witch doctor...
Excellent- thanks Ash - I'd headbanger if I had any hair. I’ll have to dig out my Shaman headgear instead "you're welcome doc....I have an old long haired wig you could borrow!... | |||
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"Where’s Cheeky tonight? She was in here before but i think has got lost in a thread about cakes!...." | |||
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"Captain Morgan please with ice
Good evening Shortish....
One Captain Morgan rum with ice coming right up..."Thanks | |||
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"I’m hitting the cocktails tonight so I’ve stealthily pinched the Jaegermeister and Cointreau to make a Jaegerita
Good evening Doc....Enjoy your cocktail!
Can i play a song for you on the jukebox?...
Thanks Ash. It tastes rather good - very zingy with the additional lime and sugar syrup.
Well let’s crank up the volume and play Motörhead’s “I’m your Witch Doctor”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwIr19qTMPQ
Motorhead - I'm your witch doctor...
Excellent- thanks Ash - I'd headbanger if I had any hair. I’ll have to dig out my Shaman headgear instead
you're welcome doc....I have an old long haired wig you could borrow!... "That’ll do nicely | |||
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A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks "Hello and you are very welcome
Ash the normal bar keeper is currently having a very long so down wee
He has left me in charge so your drink is definitely on the house but I'm afraid you will have to wait for your song because I can't work the jukebox. | |||
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x"Would you like a cookie? | |||
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x
Would you like a cookie? "Don't know about them but I'd love a cookie please. | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks
Hello and you are very welcome
Ash the normal bar keeper is currently having a very long so down wee
He has left me in charge so your drink is definitely on the house but I'm afraid you will have to wait for your song because I can't work the jukebox. "Ha ha well to be honest I would prefer my drink than my song choice anyway
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x
Would you like a cookie?
Don't know about them but I'd love a cookie please. "Hello lovely I have a box to share x | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they? "Small and salty | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks
Hello and you are very welcome
Ash the normal bar keeper is currently having a very long so down wee
He has left me in charge so your drink is definitely on the house but I'm afraid you will have to wait for your song because I can't work the jukebox.
Ha ha well to be honest I would prefer my drink than my song choice anyway
Thank you x"Good choice. Well I will do a line of shots on the house what he doesn't know will not hurt him.
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x
Would you like a cookie?
Don't know about them but I'd love a cookie please.
Hello lovely I have a box to share x "IH lovely thanks. Would you like to join me and Cadbury girl for a lovely shot on the house? | |||
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"Anyone want some of my nuts? Ladies? What type are they?
Small and salty"I only like nuts if they are covered in chocolate. | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks
Hello and you are very welcome
Ash the normal bar keeper is currently having a very long so down wee
He has left me in charge so your drink is definitely on the house but I'm afraid you will have to wait for your song because I can't work the jukebox.
Ha ha well to be honest I would prefer my drink than my song choice anyway
Thank you x
Good choice.
Well I will do a line of shots on the house what he doesn't know will not hurt him.
What shot would you like? "Oh a tequila rose strawberry shot would be ideal if you have any | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks
Hello and you are very welcome
Ash the normal bar keeper is currently having a very long so down wee
He has left me in charge so your drink is definitely on the house but I'm afraid you will have to wait for your song because I can't work the jukebox.
Ha ha well to be honest I would prefer my drink than my song choice anyway
Thank you x
Good choice.
Well I will do a line of shots on the house what he doesn't know will not hurt him.
What shot would you like?
Oh a tequila rose strawberry shot would be ideal if you have any "Girl after my own heart. Coming right up. | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash! Many thanks to the lovely Diamond Cougar who stood in for me last week when i was away. Why not stop by for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle at the bar and request a song on the jukebox?... What can i get to drink for you and play on the jukebox?... " double southern comfort and could you play some meatloaf please | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash! Many thanks to the lovely Diamond Cougar who stood in for me last week when i was away. Why not stop by for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle at the bar and request a song on the jukebox?... What can i get to drink for you and play on the jukebox?... double southern comfort and could you play some meatloaf please" a double Southern Comfort and Coke coming up unfortunately as is having a very long sit down wee and has left me in charge and I can't figure out with stupid jukebox | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash! Many thanks to the lovely Diamond Cougar who stood in for me last week when i was away. Why not stop by for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle at the bar and request a song on the jukebox?... What can i get to drink for you and play on the jukebox?... double southern comfort and could you play some meatloaf please a double Southern Comfort and Coke coming up unfortunately as is having a very long sit down wee and has left me in charge and I can't figure out with stupid jukebox "oh no please just ice x | |||
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash! Many thanks to the lovely Diamond Cougar who stood in for me last week when i was away. Why not stop by for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle at the bar and request a song on the jukebox?... What can i get to drink for you and play on the jukebox?... double southern comfort and could you play some meatloaf please a double Southern Comfort and Coke coming up unfortunately as is having a very long sit down wee and has left me in charge and I can't figure out with stupid jukebox oh no please just ice x"Yes of course sorry I misread it. Lol. Have a tequila Rose a on my house as an apology. | |||
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x
Would you like a cookie?
Don't know about them but I'd love a cookie please.
Hello lovely I have a box to share x
IH lovely thanks.
Would you like to join me and Cadbury girl for a lovely shot on the house? "Oh yes please | |||
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"I would like a cold pint of coors light and a bag of pork scratchings please, and if you could play a song for me it would be bat out of hell by Meatloaf. " yes of course one bag of pork scratchings and a Coors light coming right up. That's 2 people now they have asked for Mr loaf, he's a popular man. | |||
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest "Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest. | |||
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"A cuppa please xx
Good evening Jo...
One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up x
Would you like a cookie?
Don't know about them but I'd love a cookie please.
Hello lovely I have a box to share x
IH lovely thanks.
Would you like to join me and Cadbury girl for a lovely shot on the house?
Oh yes please "fabulous and I don't know about you but I think I'm going to need a wheelbarrow to carry me out tonight. | |||
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"Thanks Lorna for looking after bar while i was having my dinner xx" You are very welcome my lovely. Xx | |||
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks "welcome to the fab bar Cadbury girl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwvpeYiQwss Frank Wilson - Do i love you | |||
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest
Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest. "Cheers ....
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"Good evening everyone and welcome to Bar fabulash! Many thanks to the lovely Diamond Cougar who stood in for me last week when i was away. Why not stop by for a drink or two and have a chat and mingle at the bar and request a song on the jukebox?... What can i get to drink for you and play on the jukebox?... double southern comfort and could you play some meatloaf please" Good evening Fab Kelly... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X_ViIPA-Gc Meat loaf - Id do anything for love | |||
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"I would like a cold pint of coors light and a bag of pork scratchings please, and if you could play a song for me it would be bat out of hell by Meatloaf. " Good evening Hopeful... One pint of coors light and a packet of pork scrathings coming right up!.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QGMCSCFoKA&list=PLslHapSMmen25gJiJ1h4ljKgGctdoRMbM Meat loaf - Bat out of hell... | |||
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest
Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest.
Cheers
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Have you got the jukebox sorted "Jukebox is up and running again if you have a request... | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender "Good evening Bella! One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
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"I fancy a Mojito" Good evening Sharif...long time no see...One Mojito coming right up.... | |||
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest
Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest.
Cheers
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Have you got the jukebox sorted "Play some classic Bollywood Chalte Chalte remix version by Bally Sagoo .. or at least I think it was him that destroyed the classic but it's not bad after a couple of shots of this V and RB ... You pull some healthy shots in this place lol | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
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"Who ever thought of this is a genius! " Good evening fantasize.... I thought of this thread so i must be a genius! would you like a drink on the house? | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters? "I got a light for you ... but it's freezing | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
I got a light for you ... but it's freezing "I'll borrow it for 5 mins, you stay in the warm petal  | |||
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" sneaks in to pinch the Botanist gin, extra dry martini and crème de cassis to make a Parisienne Martini "Oooh, make me one Doc? | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
I got a light for you ... but it's freezing
I'll borrow it for 5 mins, you stay in the warm petal "Not falling for that one lol, had many a lighter go missing with that line ... | |||
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"Who ever thought of this is a genius! Good evening fantasize.... I thought of this thread so i must be a genius! would you like a drink on the house?" You will give ash a big head! | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
I got a light for you ... but it's freezing
I'll borrow it for 5 mins, you stay in the warm petal
Not falling for that one lol, had many a lighter go missing with that line ..."Looks like I'm back to the old battery and tin foil trick | |||
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" sneaks in to pinch the Botanist gin, extra dry martini and crème de cassis to make a Parisienne Martini
Oooh, make me one Doc? "Your wish is my command - just shaking it up | |||
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" sneaks in to pinch the Botanist gin, extra dry martini and crème de cassis to make a Parisienne Martini
Oooh, make me one Doc? "Oh and me please | |||
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest
Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest.
Cheers
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Have you got the jukebox sorted
Play some classic Bollywood
Chalte Chalte remix version by Bally Sagoo ..
or at least I think it was him that destroyed the classic but it's not bad after a couple of shots of this V and RB ...
You pull some healthy shots in this place lol "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsvSSGWSyxw Chalte Chalte I don't think weve had any Bollywood music at the fab bar before!... | |||
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Oooh, make me one Doc?
Your wish is my command - just shaking it up "I'll be in the smoking shelter | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters? "Have left several lighters on the bar! | |||
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"I fancy a Mojito Good evening Sharif...long time no see...One Mojito coming right up...." Evening Ash | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
Have left several lighters on the bar! "Ooh is nothing sacred in this place | |||
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Oooh, make me one Doc?
Oh and me please "Digs out big cocktail shaker - could be here all night
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"Hey Ash! Was going to have a quiet non alcoholic one.... Yeah right! So having failed that I would love a large G&T please!!....and a nice mouthful of nuts to go with it please!!
PT x"Good evening PT.... You made the right choice to visit the fab bar! One large gin and tonic and a mouthful of nuts coming right up!.... | |||
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Oooh, make me one Doc?
Your wish is my command - just shaking it up
I'll be in the smoking shelter "Smokin’ - your Parisienne is served | |||
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"Newbie here red wine z plz x
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"Evening all, first time in the bar but would love a southern comfort and ginger beer with no ice please
A wee listen to frank Wilson’s do I love you would be lovely thanks
welcome to the fab bar Cadbury girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwvpeYiQwss
Frank Wilson - Do i love you"Nothing like a wee bit of northern soul to get the feet tapping | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
I got a light for you ... but it's freezing
I'll borrow it for 5 mins, you stay in the warm petal
Not falling for that one lol, had many a lighter go missing with that line ...
Looks like I'm back to the old battery and tin foil trick "Ahh go on, you seem ok but I will have to join ya ... Dont wanna end up lighter less at 3am in the morning lol | |||
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" sneaks in to pinch the Botanist gin, extra dry martini and crème de cassis to make a Parisienne Martini
Oooh, make me one Doc?
Your wish is my command - just shaking it up
I'll be in the smoking shelter
Smokin’ - your Parisienne is served "Merci | |||
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" sneaks in to pinch the Botanist gin, extra dry martini and crème de cassis to make a Parisienne Martini
Oooh, make me one Doc?
Oh and me please
Digs out big cocktail shaker - could be here all night
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"Who ever thought of this is a genius! Good evening fantasize.... I thought of this thread so i must be a genius! would you like a drink on the house? You will give ash a big head! "I always knew i was a genius.... | |||
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"Feck.... It's cold out there! Bottle of Port please bartender
Good evening Bella!
One bottle of port to warm you up coming right up....
Cheers got any lighters?
I got a light for you ... but it's freezing
I'll borrow it for 5 mins, you stay in the warm petal
Not falling for that one lol, had many a lighter go missing with that line ...
Looks like I'm back to the old battery and tin foil trick
Ahh go on, you seem ok but I will have to join ya ...
Dont wanna end up lighter less at 3am in the morning lol "Best behaviour then please
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"Double V with RB ... Apparently it gives you wings and a hairy chest
Coming right up and let's see if it gives you those wings and hairy chest.
Cheers
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Have you got the jukebox sorted
Play some classic Bollywood
Chalte Chalte remix version by Bally Sagoo ..
or at least I think it was him that destroyed the classic but it's not bad after a couple of shots of this V and RB ...
You pull some healthy shots in this place lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsvSSGWSyxw
Chalte Chalte
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"pint,,brandy" Good evening Mikki.... One pint and a brandy coming right up unless you needed a pint of brandy? | |||
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"I would like a cold pint of coors light and a bag of pork scratchings please, and if you could play a song for me it would be bat out of hell by Meatloaf. yes of course one bag of pork scratchings and a Coors light coming right up. That's 2 people now they have asked for Mr loaf, he's a popular man. "cant beat a bit of meat loaf. Thanks, i will have same again and if i could have a bit of paradise by the dashboard light, that would be fab | |||
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