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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm bored so I am starting my own religion  and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored so I am starting my own religion and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D "
"within limits"...
Is that not just like any other religion anyway? Except this time you are the one making the rules for us  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've often thought that, people like L Ron Hubbard, The reverend Moon made an absolute fortune. Although I give the Waco type thing a miss.
It not like they convinced the average Joe. I reckon I could live on 10% of Tom Cruises earnings alone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? , "
I had an aunty who was 76, 22 stone and a virgin when she passed away...
Lets be careful what we pray for folks... ;-);-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored so I am starting my own religion and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D "
With a religion you need a god like figurehead and disciples from the past or the modem era, who are you thinking of? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? , "
What i want to know is where was it ever stated that these virgins were the opposite sex to the believer xx |
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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago
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Religion, as a concept nice and if people are happy living their life fearing a God then good luck to them.
Personally I believe it's a form of mind control.
I also believe God is within, follow your conscience and you won't go wrong.
Depeche Mode hit the nail on the head.
Personal Jesus. |
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? ,
What i want to know is where was it ever stated that these virgins were the opposite sex to the believer xx"
i want to know who htought virgins would be any use |
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Try Pastafaranism.
It has flimsy moral standards& paradise contains a stripper factory and a beer volcano.
I have worshipped the flying spaghetti monster ever since I was touched by his noodly appendage
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored so I am starting my own religion and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D
With a religion you need a god like figurehead and disciples from the past or the modem era, who are you thinking of? "
Kevin Keegan lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't think I will do it this time round, but some good advice is to keep it clouded.
Use the Emperors new clothes logic so that only those inteligent enough can see the god figure. Harsh rules with easy opt out clauses gives good connection to your membership, therefore increasing the oppertunity to collect... And always always remember that for every rule that exists there must be at least seventeen exceptions  |
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By *om1noMan
over a year ago
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? ,
I had an aunty who was 76, 22 stone and a virgin when she passed away...
Lets be careful what we pray for folks...;-);-)"
. Well that's a good point but that's all they deserve, even a virgin camel would be to good |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Well we all could start worshipping a free style rapping panda they are black, white and asian so the race card can't be played and we shall call him Geoff!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored so I am starting my own religion and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D "
What are the limits? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? ,
What i want to know is where was it ever stated that these virgins were the opposite sex to the believer xx
i want to know who htought virgins would be any use"
yep gimme a slut every time  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"There is a religion like that now, it's the one that guarantees you are surrounded by virgins when you get to heaven , do I need to name it ? ,
What i want to know is where was it ever stated that these virgins were the opposite sex to the believer xx
i want to know who htought virgins would be any use
yep gimme a slut every time "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm bored so I am starting my own religion and wondered if anyone on here would like to join?
Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D "
OK i am in ....... freedom is all i am after , lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Unlike all others, we have the freedom of doing whatever we feel like doing (within limits) and still go to paradise in the afterlife :D "
Who lets you into this paradise?
I wouldn't want to go somewhere they let any one in... |
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