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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Full english and a cuppa please
Toast or bread my friend?
Toast i think x"
Wise choice  get yourself a table and I'll bring it on over when it's done. We have a selection of newspapers if you'd like to read one? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A splendid mug of tea please 
And a splendid mug you shall have sir! Diolch "
Croeso 
There's a fresh log on the fire, have a cwtch in the chair and I'll bring your tea over  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A splendid mug of tea please
And a splendid mug you shall have sir! Diolch
Croeso
There's a fresh log on the fire, have a cwtch in the chair and I'll bring your tea over "
that's awfully kind of you a perfect way to face the day |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning, I'll have a cup of tea with two and a paracetamol. Can I take it back to bed with me?"
Grab a pew by the fire, you'll be cosy in no time. I'll bring it over |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A splendid mug of tea please
And a splendid mug you shall have sir! Diolch
Croeso
There's a fresh log on the fire, have a cwtch in the chair and I'll bring your tea over that's awfully kind of you a perfect way to face the day "
I like to create the right ambience  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you have carrot cake?
Indeed we do, it's an early bird special 
Sit yourself down and I'll bring it over for you x
Thank you "
Can i pull up a chair next to you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have carrot cake?
Indeed we do, it's an early bird special
Sit yourself down and I'll bring it over for you x
Thank you "
Here you go... freshly baked this morning x |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar? "
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar?
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you."
White or brown bread?
There's plenty of room by the fire if you want to relax, or I can bring it over to one of the tables for you |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar?
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you.
White or brown bread?
There's plenty of room by the fire if you want to relax, or I can bring it over to one of the tables for you "
I'll go and have a chin wag with my old mate taff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar?
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you.
White or brown bread?
There's plenty of room by the fire if you want to relax, or I can bring it over to one of the tables for you
I'll go and have a chin wag with my old mate taff."
Lovely! Could you do me a favour and take his tea over? I've popped a couple of Welshcakes on the tray for you both, enjoy |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar?
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you.
White or brown bread?
There's plenty of room by the fire if you want to relax, or I can bring it over to one of the tables for you
I'll go and have a chin wag with my old mate taff.
Lovely! Could you do me a favour and take his tea over? I've popped a couple of Welshcakes on the tray for you both, enjoy "
aww bless you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a decaff cappuccino, please, Bella? And another three hours sleep? *yawns* Running for a few hours now  "
Good morning my lovely, you look all sleepy
There's some blankets on the window seat, get yourself snuggled and I'll bring it over, just need to finish cooking the bacon |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Could I have a decaff cappuccino, please, Bella? And another three hours sleep? *yawns* Running for a few hours now
Good morning my lovely, you look all sleepy
There's some blankets on the window seat, get yourself snuggled and I'll bring it over, just need to finish cooking the bacon "
*mumbles* Thank you, Bella. You’re a star. *takes shoes off and snuggles into window seat* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning lovely. Please may I have a hot water with lemon?
Morning all
Morning all mornin babs
Hello Happy Saturday to you! "
A happy Saturday to you too, there's a seat spare at this table |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Listen I know you're busy but I've been here ten minutes and all I wanted was a cup of tea.
Any chance of getting a hussle on?
I've got to get back to bed."
You're looking a little peaky, have you got someone at home to keep an eye on you? If not, you're welcome to use the staff room for a rest and I can keep an eye on you? But if you just want tea and your own bed I'll get a thermos filled up for you and I'll get you a taxi home
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have a decaff cappuccino, please, Bella? And another three hours sleep? *yawns* Running for a few hours now
Good morning my lovely, you look all sleepy
There's some blankets on the window seat, get yourself snuggled and I'll bring it over, just need to finish cooking the bacon
*mumbles* Thank you, Bella. You’re a star. *takes shoes off and snuggles into window seat*"
If the sun gets in your eyes, just pull the blinds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning lovely. Please may I have a hot water with lemon?
Morning all
Babs, you can have anything you want this ones on me x
Ooo thank you Bella "
Anytime xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hash browns, black pudding, beans, tomatoes and fried bread please, and a full fat can of ! Not the healthiest start to a day but always have a treat the first Saturday of the month!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bore Da Bella,
Could I have a Black Coffee (full fat) and a slice of buttered Bara Brith please
Diolch"
Bore da! I think there's room over by the fire, you'll be in good company. I'll bring a tray of coffee and cake for you all |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bore Da Bella,
Could I have a Black Coffee (full fat) and a slice of buttered Bara Brith please
Diolch
Bore da! I think there's room over by the fire, you'll be in good company. I'll bring a tray of coffee and cake for you all "
Thank you very much. I shall look forward to it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Bore Da Bella,
Could I have a Black Coffee (full fat) and a slice of buttered Bara Brith please
Diolch
Bore da! I think there's room over by the fire, you'll be in good company. I'll bring a tray of coffee and cake for you all "
Sounds lovely thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hash browns, black pudding, beans, tomatoes and fried bread please, and a full fat can of ! Not the healthiest start to a day but always have a treat the first Saturday of the month! "
And you shall jolly well have it! It's gonna be a few mins though, grab a seat anywhere you like, they're a friendly bunch in here |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll take a coffee & a pastries please.
Black coffee & I'll have an apple pastry, thank you. "
Ooh, good choice.... they're freshly picked apples from the local orchard |
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"Listen I know you're busy but I've been here ten minutes and all I wanted was a cup of tea.
Any chance of getting a hussle on?
I've got to get back to bed.
I like your name "
Thanks XX fancy getting yours to take away and making some crums in my bed? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just a filter coffee please, can't sleep
What's up beaut? Pull up a stool at the counter x
Went to bed knackered early woke up knackered early  "
Here you go, get a brew down you. Want some cake? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good morning lovely. Please may I have a hot water with lemon?
Morning all
Morning all mornin babs
Morning my lovely, usual? "
Yes please and a cooked breakfast too if you could..I prefer your cooking to my OH |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning gorgeous...cup of coffee please..xx
Good morning to you too! What brings you here so early? madness darling xxxxx a NB d the thought of you wiggling about with coffees for everyone"
There's no wiggling, it's a confident stride my dear |
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"Good morning gorgeous...cup of coffee please..xx
Good morning to you too! What brings you here so early? madness darling xxxxx a NB d the thought of you wiggling about with coffees for everyone
There's no wiggling, it's a confident stride my dear "
Oooo even better |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good morning lovely. Please may I have a hot water with lemon?
Morning all
Morning all mornin babs
Morning my lovely, usual?
Yes please and a cooked breakfast too if you could..I prefer your cooking to my OH"
Ah yes, I remember you came here for your breakfast once before as she'd burnt everything |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning? "
Could I have some Apple and Cinnamon oats please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning OP
Morning all
May I have an extra hot latte and some toast please "
You certainly can, I've not long made the bread. Just butter? I've got some lovely strawberry jam if you want? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning?
Could I have some Apple and Cinnamon oats please "
Ooh, that sounds delicious. I might just have some too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'll have whatever you're having.
Alka Seltzer?
I'll pass then and have a coffee please.
Milk and sugar?
Milk n 2 sugars and a bacon sarnie seeing as you have the pan on thank you.
White or brown bread?
There's plenty of room by the fire if you want to relax, or I can bring it over to one of the tables for you
I'll go and have a chin wag with my old mate taff.
Lovely! Could you do me a favour and take his tea over? I've popped a couple of Welshcakes on the tray for you both, enjoy aww bless you x"
Can I get you guys a refill? |
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
Beyond the shadows. |
"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning?
Could I have some Apple and Cinnamon oats please
Ooh, that sounds delicious. I might just have some too! "
Grab a spoon you can share mine |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning?
Could I have some Apple and Cinnamon oats please
Ooh, that sounds delicious. I might just have some too!
Grab a spoon you can share mine "
Bless ya Its unprofessional to be seen to be eating the customers food, but I'll certainly enjoy the combination of flavours when I'm on my break |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have another coffee please?
With a side order of motor boating?
I'll let you have a 5 minute fondle if you help me with these orders
Deal  "
You're easily pleased |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning OP
Morning all
May I have an extra hot latte and some toast please
You certainly can, I've not long made the bread. Just butter? I've got some lovely strawberry jam if you want? "
Ooooo sounds lovely. Lots of butter and jam please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning OP
Morning all
May I have an extra hot latte and some toast please
You certainly can, I've not long made the bread. Just butter? I've got some lovely strawberry jam if you want?
Ooooo sounds lovely. Lots of butter and jam please "
It's delicious, you won't be disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have another coffee please?
With a side order of motor boating?
I'll let you have a 5 minute fondle if you help me with these orders
Deal
You're easily pleased
The rumours are true "
Why am I not surprised |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, love.. we didn't sleep much, did we?
Nope, I'm on my 5th coffee 
Blimey. Your eyes must be really  "
Au contraire.... they're struggling to keep open  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Morning, love.. we didn't sleep much, did we?
Nope, I'm on my 5th coffee
Blimey. Your eyes must be really
Au contraire.... they're struggling to keep open "
Why don't you go back to sleep for a few hours? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning, love.. we didn't sleep much, did we?
Nope, I'm on my 5th coffee
Blimey. Your eyes must be really
Au contraire.... they're struggling to keep open
Why don't you go back to sleep for a few hours? "
That's exactly what I intend to do! X |
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Is the cafe closed now then? As if not, I (Devil) would like some strong but milky coffee, no sugar, please, while waiting for delivery. Hopefully sorted by 8am and could go back to snuggling up next to my Beast. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Coffee-strong-black .bacon with a touch of fruity k on please. Lush cafe.x "
I'm opening up again just to make up your order.... you are a woman who knows exactly how a bacon sandwich should be |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Is the cafe closed now then? As if not, I (Devil) would like some strong but milky coffee, no sugar, please, while waiting for delivery. Hopefully sorted by 8am and could go back to snuggling up next to my Beast. "
Open for business |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It was a pleasure to engage with you all in an early morning chat Have a great weekend y'all
Would love a cuppa, do they come with a cheeky, grin?"
I can't promise a grin, it's looking more like a twitch at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Morning Bella...can i have a coffee and a couple of bacon baps please...."
Good morning barkeeper! Grab yourself a table, I'll bring them on over once they're ready |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Morning Bella...can i have a coffee and a couple of bacon baps please....
Good morning barkeeper! Grab yourself a table, I'll bring them on over once they're ready "
Thanks Bella!...I need lots of energy before the fab bar opens this evening!..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Morning Bella...can i have a coffee and a couple of bacon baps please....
Good morning barkeeper! Grab yourself a table, I'll bring them on over once they're ready
Thanks Bella!...I need lots of energy before the fab bar opens this evening!..
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I'm looking forward to it, your replacement last week did a magnificent job tho |
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"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning? "
Bacon and egg butty with mushrooms and brown sauce pleeeease with a mug of tea.
And a seat on the terrace to hopefully admire a few ladies walking by.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning?
Bacon and egg butty with mushrooms and brown sauce pleeeease with a mug of tea.
And a seat on the terrace to hopefully admire a few ladies walking by.
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The terrace is free, take your pick of tables my friend |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
London |
"Morning Bella...can i have a coffee and a couple of bacon baps please....
Good morning barkeeper! Grab yourself a table, I'll bring them on over once they're ready
Thanks Bella!...I need lots of energy before the fab bar opens this evening!..
I'm looking forward to it, your replacement last week did a magnificent job tho "
She sure did...Bar will be open after 5 pm....
Nice baps by the way!... |
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"Kettle is on, got a plate of freshly baked Welshcakes and guaranteed service with a smile
What can I get for you this morning?
Bacon and egg butty with mushrooms and brown sauce pleeeease with a mug of tea.
And a seat on the terrace to hopefully admire a few ladies walking by.
The terrace is free, take your pick of tables my friend "
Woohoo, in the sunshine with a good view will do |
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