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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
... for...
Keep it petty but don't be mean.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
People who drive the wrong way in one way car parks.
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
People who stand waiting at the reduced section in supermarkets for the prices to go down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cats who chew new handbags. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Animal abusers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who don't say please or thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who take stuff from the reduced section just before the prices go down, then leave the car park the right way  |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else |
Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!
Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who put toilet rolls on the holder the wrong way round! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
People who undertake and zigzag across the lanes (zigzaggers always undertake).
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who put toilet rolls on the holder the wrong way round!"
People who don’t change the empty ones. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
Selfish gits who park in blue badge spaces, without a blue badge. |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys. "
Yay!!!
Hello and welcome back!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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all arrogant policemen(thats most of them)...and I'm law abiding! |
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People who say "can i get?" Rather than "may i have?". |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
People who grab half the dumbbells in the gym, then sit at the bench on their bloody phone |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People who think it's acceptable to give me tetleys. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who don’t pick up their dog poo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code.. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People who say "can i get?" Rather than "may i have?"."
Along with the "I'm good" people when they mean "No, thank you".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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politicians who say "what the public want is.......". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!! "
Fucking agreed!!!!!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!
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Best to be avoided |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Reading these, it sounds like the gym is that special place in Hell!
Best to be avoided "
It's full of Hellish people - with muscles. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room! |
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over a year ago
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!
Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF?"
Yup - THIS!!!!
Without the FAF offer though, I'm sorted this weekend thanks |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Some deviants I know. "
No names please!!
But I bet we would have fun comparing lists....  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"Some deviants I know.
No names please!!
But I bet we would have fun comparing lists.... "
I can pm you names  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them
Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!! "
This |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dawdlers"
Haven’t heard that word in years! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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people at the Checkout in supermarkets who wait till they're being served, move their shopping then decide to look for their card or cash |
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"people at the Checkout in supermarkets who wait till they're being served, move their shopping then decide to look for their card or cash"
See above for "dawdlers". |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Middle lane drivers. Particularly the ones who slow up as they arrive in your blind spot, thereby preventing you moving out to use the overtaking lane for its ONLY FUCKING PURPOSE!!!
Thanks, I feel much better now. Anyone FaF?"
Yes.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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OAPs / drivers that drive on roads that are say 60mph but think it’s better to drive at 30mph!!
Has it last night coming home. Clear road ahead but unable to overtake due to winding roads. Eventually got past and guess what.... then got another one who I followed for the next 5miles!!!
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"People who don’t put their weights away at the gym!!
This "
Seeing as we're doing gym
The arse who decided to take over the deadlift rack while I nipped to the loo between sets this morning.
Weights still on bar, all my bits next to rack.. Yeah of course I'd bloody finished!
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‘Straight’ guys who ask if you fancy some fun...just say you’re gay/bi ffs!!! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
People who stand on the left on the Tube escalators.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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3 abreast pram mums doing turtle speed all the way to school |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"3 abreast pram mums doing turtle speed all the way to school"
This has made me laugh!!!!!!!!! |
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"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!"
This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!
This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "
Some clubs have couples only areas - but they are usually distinctly separate from any other open play areas that are open to all - ditto things like hot tubs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!
This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "
Depends on the club really. Mostly, they have full access unless there is a specified couples room.
However, most clubs also have nights solely for couples. If you go when single men are allowed, then you just have to accept it, and get the door closed sharpish! |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Inconsiderate, rude and opinionated people that refuse to acknowledge you may have a polar opposite opinion, and a reasoned one at that, would be at the top of my list |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who drink all the juice and leave empty bottle on the fridge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door "
Feminist's then. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces. "
As many as possible on this one. Satan's hounds after death, though.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door Feminist's then. "
See the instructions at the top of the tread.
Signed,
A Feminist
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"The rude arseholes that don’t say thanks when you hold a door open for them or let them go first as your holding the door Feminist's then.
See the instructions at the top of the tread.
Signed,
A Feminist
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Linked to the dawdlers... the people who just stop in the middle of a busy pavement. It's worse than a traffic jam.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
People that have no concept of the idea of queues
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
People that buy 4 tickets for a gig intending to sell two of them for double their face value so they get to go for free |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People that buy 4 tickets for a gig intending to sell two of them for double their face value so they get to go for free"
Hell visits some of them on Earth now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rocking chairs
Dolls
Polystyrene
Slugs
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Rocking chairs
Dolls
Polystyrene
Slugs
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Rocking chairs? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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All supermarket trolleys should be in hell |
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People that drive at 40mph, no matter what the speed limit actually is. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Liars. "
Every type of lie?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People with dirty nails |
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"Liars.
Every type of lie?
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Yup, 'fraid so.  |
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People who brake everytime a car is coming towards them. ( on the other side of the road before you start ). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille" |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Liars.
Every type of lie?
Yup, 'fraid so. "
I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille""
That's the sort of thing that started this thread.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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People who openly cough/sneeze everywhere as if deliberately trying to infect every possible surface with their germs and cause another plague. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People that drive at 40mph, no matter what the speed limit actually is. "
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"The woman I saw in Sainsburys car park who nearly ran over my partner and two children on a zebra crossing, drove the wrong way down the one way road and parked in a parent/child space. She had no children, just an entitled look on her smug face. How I wish I had Negan's "lucille""
She'll die alone. Her cats will eat her face. |
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"Liars.
Every type of lie?
Yup, 'fraid so.
I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.
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It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who don’t pick up their dog poo "
They should be made to eat it. |
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"People who don’t pick up their dog poo
They should be made to eat it. "
Haha!  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Liars.
Every type of lie?
Yup, 'fraid so.
I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.
It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey. "
I've met a few of those slaves.
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"Liars.
Every type of lie?
Yup, 'fraid so.
I take a slightly softer line and accept the kindness of some 'white' lies.
It's very biblical - liars belong to the 'Father of Lies', they gradually sell their soul bit by bit until there is nothing of value left, you become a slave to that which you obey.
I've met a few of those slaves.
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Yup, so disappointing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rocking chairs
Dolls
Polystyrene
Slugs
Rocking chairs?"
They creep me out! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
People brushing their hair on public transport. 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People eating a curry in a departmental meeting.
I know someone who does this. Words fail me. |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
People who clip their nails and just leave em wherever they fall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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fabbers in stealth mode... Keeping my view count down |
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People who think parking in allocated parking bays is beneath them |
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"People who think parking in allocated parking bays is beneath them "
Agreed! Nothing worse than seeing a disabled badge holder in a standard bay! |
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Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of! |
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People who bump into someone they know at a supermarket and decide to have a good chin wag, with their trolleys blocking the whole aisle.
Nearly lost my shit in Tesco this morning.
On a bright note, the anger management classes seem to be working. ?? xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!"
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BMW and Audi drivers |
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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago
The Land that time forgot (Norfolk) |
"People eating a curry in a departmental meeting.
I know someone who does this. Words fail me. "
Sounds like something I would do |
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
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Yes,if so then they don't need the badge... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
Yes,if so then they don't need the badge..."
If they have an invisible disability they don't need help to get around? |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
Yes,if so then they don't need the badge..."
Mobility but fatigue when walking or carrying things?
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"People who grab half the dumbbells in the gym, then sit at the bench on their bloody phone"
That is annoying |
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
Yes,if so then they don't need the badge...
Mobility but fatigue when walking or carrying things?
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Sounds like me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The crowd of blokes who suddenly appear and follow a couple in a club making their way to a room!
This is the second time in as many days that I've seen reference to this. Just curious, but is access to all areas available to everyone in UK clubs?? Over here single males aren't allowed access to play areas unless in the company of a couple or female. Play areas (both open and private) are in a completely separate part of Clubs and there's security on duty. "
In our club there is a couples only room. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People who bareback "
Someone has to.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who bareback "
All bareback? I mean we have been together 18 years and trying for a baby. Hard to do that with a condom on. |
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"People who bareback
Someone has to.
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Get behind thee Satan! |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"People who bareback
Someone has to.
Get behind thee Satan!"
I don't do anal.
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By * bi 2Couple
over a year ago
Birmingham |
Margaret Thatcher and Tony Blair and George Bush |
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
Not all disabilities are visible.
Have you actually seen that?
Yes,if so then they don't need the badge...
If they have an invisible disability they don't need help to get around? "
Ah yes! That reminds me! I work with a guy who has a blue badge in his mx5 for his autism! he even takes it on track days! Sadly autism is the least of his worries.  |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"BREXIT"
Read the instructions at the top of the thread!
You're going to Hell.
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"BREXIT
Read the instructions at the top of the thread!
You're going to Hell.
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Ok
People with over specific instructions on a thread opener. |
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People who don't read, or understand the OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those that park in the disabled or with kids bays at the supermarket but aren’t or don’t ! |
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"People who don't read, or understand the OP."
Ok sorry jeeze I was only trying to be sarcastic
Ok
What about golfers.
Bastard's |
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The woman in the green feathers on the tena lady advert. |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"The woman in the green feathers on the tena lady advert. "
Yes! |
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over a year ago
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"People with dirty nails"
people with dirty hammers  |
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"People who don't read, or understand the OP.
Ok sorry jeeze I was only trying to be sarcastic
Ok
What about golfers.
Bastard's"
I was only teasing. I'll be in Fareham at 1900 by the way. |
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over a year ago
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!"
The motobility car is a choice, you either take the money for the mobility component or you have the car instead.
High spec vehicles do require big upfront deposits so they’re higher the spec the car is the more deposit they would have to pay.
The woman I look after can’t even drive anymore due to her multiple sclerosis but she has the mobility car and her husband drives it and even I’ve been put on her insurance before when I’ve taken them on holiday. It’s an Audi q3 which is up for renewal this year. The lady I look after wouksvrathwe have a shitty clapped out car and no MS than have a fancy car with her condition.
The guy you make reference to with autism that has an MX-5 and a blue badge, he’d have to have been awarded the highest rate mobility to qualify fora motorbility car, not sure if blue badge rules but fuck just let them have and enjoy their car, I’m sure they’d swap whatever it is that entitles them to these ‘freebies’ given the choice. |
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over a year ago
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Would rather* that was meant to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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smug "comedians' on cruise ships who say 'this is the life' in ads,when sone of us wonder how we'll pay the next electric bill increase(capped my foot!) |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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People who decide they have forgotten half the shopping just after they have loaded everything onto the checkout.
Or those people who leave their partner to do the checkout, while they go for a nosey for something else, knowing the person left at the checkout (usually the male partner of the couple) has no methods of payment, any bags, or any idea of the very specific method she has for packing the food. |
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over a year ago
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"People who take stuff from the reduced section just before the prices go down, then leave the car park the right way "
The worst ones are those that block off the section so you can get in from either side. Have seen some women use theirs kids as barricades. |
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"... for...
Keep it petty but don't be mean.
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For Gods |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll save you a seat.... |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Men who block me when I send my face picture. |
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"Disabled badge holders driving top end sports cars that even able-bodied people struggle to get in and out of!
The motobility car is a choice, you either take the money for the mobility component or you have the car instead.
High spec vehicles do require big upfront deposits so they’re higher the spec the car is the more deposit they would have to pay.
The woman I look after can’t even drive anymore due to her multiple sclerosis but she has the mobility car and her husband drives it and even I’ve been put on her insurance before when I’ve taken them on holiday. It’s an Audi q3 which is up for renewal this year. The lady I look after wouksvrathwe have a shitty clapped out car and no MS than have a fancy car with her condition.
The guy you make reference to with autism that has an MX-5 and a blue badge, he’d have to have been awarded the highest rate mobility to qualify fora motorbility car, not sure if blue badge rules but fuck just let them have and enjoy their car, I’m sure they’d swap whatever it is that entitles them to these ‘freebies’ given the choice. "
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over a year ago
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professional beggars ("spare some change" brigade) who spoil it for kind people who want to give to genuinely homeless people. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those men who refer to their female partner as 'me bird'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those that encourage school children to sing |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Now that Bussy's here I can say this and know I have an ally...
People who insist you will like the gravy they have slathered across your food. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone who doesn't set the TV or radio volume to an even number |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who use the word "shenanigans". |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that Bussy's here I can say this and know I have an ally...
People who insist you will like the gravy they have slathered across your food. "
I was just getting round to that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Animal abusers "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cyclists who don't obey the Highway Code.."
Drivers who don't obey the Highway Code |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those that encourage school children to sing "
I'll have you know I was a wonderful member of my school choir. I even got myself a grade 4 Distinction pass singing exam with the London College of Music. |
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"Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them
Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention "
I had this discussion today in Wetherspoons.
People who stand at the bar also and don’t make it obvious to the bar maid that they don’t need serving |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
People who get off an escalator then just stop |
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People who cross on a red man when someone is trying to teach a small child to await green.
People who leave stuff all over the table in McDonald’s. Selfish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those that encourage school children to sing
I'll have you know I was a wonderful member of my school choir. I even got myself a grade 4 Distinction pass singing exam with the London College of Music."
it's like nails down a blackboard or cutlery scratching a plate
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We have concurred after much research that if the people who really believe they will go to heaven do - we would much rather be somewhere else - so therefore - a special place in hell for us |
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I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull |
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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull"
The two sound some similar in certain accents...
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"I thought this thread was about a sex club in Hull"
Not sure any of them are 'special' .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People in general. Like he said: Les autres c’est l’enfer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Trolls and people who hold a grudge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Knobsters who try and get served before you at the bar even though they've seen you waiting and you've clocked them
Never happens though grab the barmaids/man's attention
I had this discussion today in Wetherspoons.
People who stand at the bar also and don’t make it obvious to the bar maid that they don’t need serving "
I usually wave something 6 inches long with a purple head that normally grabs her attention goodnite x
A twenty pound note |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing. |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing."
Guilty as charged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing."
Hahaha love this |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Places/people who only accept credit or debit cards and look at me like I'm from another planet when I offer them cash.
Arrogant people, automated phone lines, premium rate telephone numbers and cyclists who hog the road. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing. Guilty as charged. "
People who have very cryptic status updates....  |
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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago
Chester/Wirral |
"People on the forums who write cryptic comments and leave us guessing. Guilty as charged.
People who have very cryptic status updates.... "
If you wanna know just ask. I'm singing like a canary. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"People who get off an escalator then just stop "
These people definitely deserve a place in hell- along with people that wear backpacks on crowded public transport |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Robbie Williams & his plaatic wife. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Robbie Williams & his plaatic wife. "
Plastic even. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed "
Cats that sleep all day like cute kittens then become a herd of marauding beasties at night! |
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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago
'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks |
Work toilet and microwave tourists who use facilities on a different floor so they dont stink out their own
People who take a dump but leave their mess down the inside of the pot for someone else to deal with
Militant vegans who do nothing but talk about being vegans and damn you for being otherwise
Flies |
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People who stress about the ‘next customer’ bar when loading up groceries to pay. |
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People who stop me from getting off or out of lifts, buses and trains in their worry that they won’t get on.
People, you can’t get on until I’ve got off so move the fuck away! |
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"Hate dawdlers. People who walk around whilst staring at their phones like gormless fuckwits dawdling like a snail. When I am able to catch a glimpse of what emergency situation is taking up their immediate attention, it is usually scrolling through Instagram, watching Bake Off, shopping on ASOS/Topshop or messaging someone with a sentence containing at a row of least 8 smilies. And when they have to stick their ticket through the barrier or touch to pay for the tube at the station they dawdle some more with their fucking Apple Pay. The final kick in the teeth comes when they walk diagonally as you try to overtake them on the street. I hope the hounds of Satan rip them to pieces. "
People who barge into me whilst I’m hugging a wall to check my phone or waiting for something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"BMW and Audi drivers "
Sorry but you forgot Mercedes drivers.
Oh and Bicyclists - No road tax, No Insurance, No MOT and No form of Driving Licence or Road test and yet they get specialist lanes the rest of us paying road users have to pay for and if no specialist lane we now have to give them a minimum of 1.5 metres of space if we overtake them or risk a £100 fine and 3 points, and yet they can go past me so close they set off my proximity alarm on the car. Not to mention ignoring every other rule in the highway code especially red lights and zebra crossings!
Ok, Rant over.
Oops Sorry forgot Vegans, and If you are Both...Arrrgggghhhh!!!!
Now Rant is over, that feels much better.
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.
They just keep on bringing up old shit. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This mornings new addition ... Dogs that want a pee when I want to stay in bed "
I'll second that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.
They just keep on bringing up old shit."
Is it good shit though? and see my comment above. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
Camberley occasionally doncaster |
"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.
They just keep on bringing up old shit.
Is it good shit though? and see my comment above."
Nah. They are bitter and have nothing better to do than try and needle and point score. It's quite sad really. The sooner it is laid to rest the better. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who have the attributes of a toilet plunger.
They just keep on bringing up old shit.
Is it good shit though? and see my comment above.
Nah. They are bitter and have nothing better to do than try and needle and point score. It's quite sad really. The sooner it is laid to rest the better."
To be fair, women don't have a monopoly on this |
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