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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.
For example:
The James Bond movie Octopussy is actually a tale about a woman with 8 vaginas and her struggle with her 8 baby daddies. Should she ditch them all to search for a man with 8 penises and will she ever find love again?
Moonraker is actually a 20 minute short, a silent black and white movie in which the main character literally rakes the moon to try to smooth the craters out. It stars Jim Carey and is pretty much just a collage of facial expressions as he trys not to float off into space.
Point Break is a harrowing story of a man and woman in love, who decide to try anal for the first time and end up in casualty. Their snap decision for backdoor fun culminating in a painful race against time to save his Johnson and their relationship.
They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh  |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.
For example:
The James Bond movie Octopussy is actually a tale about a woman with 8 vaginas and her struggle with her 8 baby daddies. Should she ditch them all to search for a man with 8 penises and will she ever find love again?
Moonraker is actually a 20 minute short, a silent black and white movie in which the main character literally rakes the moon to try to smooth the craters out. It stars Jim Carey and is pretty much just a collage of facial expressions as he trys not to float off into space.
Point Break is a harrowing story of a man and woman in love, who decide to try anal for the first time and end up in casualty. Their snap decision for backdoor fun culminating in a painful race against time to save his Johnson and their relationship.
They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh "
This actually made me laugh OP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think of a movie title and change its description to something drastically different from the actual plot.
For example:
The James Bond movie Octopussy is actually a tale about a woman with 8 vaginas and her struggle with her 8 baby daddies. Should she ditch them all to search for a man with 8 penises and will she ever find love again?
Moonraker is actually a 20 minute short, a silent black and white movie in which the main character literally rakes the moon to try to smooth the craters out. It stars Jim Carey and is pretty much just a collage of facial expressions as he trys not to float off into space.
Point Break is a harrowing story of a man and woman in love, who decide to try anal for the first time and end up in casualty. Their snap decision for backdoor fun culminating in a painful race against time to save his Johnson and their relationship.
They don't have to be about Bond movie's or sex either lol pick whatever movie you like, might be a laugh
This actually made me laugh OP"
That's good to hear lol I look forward to your movie choice  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Men in Black-
A moving documentary that follows a group of undertakers through the sombre but ultimately life affirming work that they do on a daily basis"
Brilliant! That's the sort of thing I want and that's a lethal choice lol |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
KES,the kid eating snake. A true story about the sculpture of a hollow wooden snake, that was situated in the shopping centre in St Helens, Merseyside in the job 80's. This was placed opposite Woolies, M&S, Presto, and was about kids having fun , by climbing through the various separate leggings as they climbed the steps into its mouth and crawled all the way through the wooden tubes.
I did go on it, until I was too tall.
Anyone else remember it?
Hissssssss
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"The magnificent seven.- a film about Snow Whites lovers"
Dirty Harry, all about an older man with bad personal hygiene who watched a lot of porn, also a member of hookup and swinging sites in his spare time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead pool. A dark thriller about a tranquil swimming pool by day but stay in there past 5pm and you will be lucky to get out, no one knows what happens to anybody that dares to stay past 5pm but rest assured they never come back.
Danish x |
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The story of a handicapped boy, who's mother and siblings were brutally murdered in front of their home.
On his first day of school, he is abducted by a masked man and is held prisoner in a dentist's office.
The story chronicles his father's journey to find him and his attempts at escape...
...as portrayed by animated fish. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Silence Of The Lambs - an animated children's film about a group of sheep living at an open farm who refuse to go "baa" until the farmer agrees to their demands to remain unshorn even if the hairs do get stuck between their teeth.
Schindlers List - It started out as just a normal day for Hank Schindler when his wife sent him to the supermarket for the groceries, watch his life unravel in comedic fashion as he tries to get every last item on her list and navigate his way through the nightmare of the self-service tills and unexpected items in his bagging area before the store closes. |
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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago
A world all of his own |
Star Wars - a blood thirsty snuff movie that pits old film and tv stars against each other in a fight to the death, using only their bare hands and some chopsticks. Only one can survive, who will it be?!
Come on, we'd all live to watch that film |
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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
The Last Days on Mars... Ben Sanderson, a Hollywood screenwriter who has lost everything because of his Mars bar addiction, arrives in Las Vegas to gorge himself to death. There, he meets and forms an uneasy friendship and non-interference pact with prostitute Sera. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The empire strikes back...a film about a once great Empire that now can't even leave Europe properly,untill it declares war on Germany-again.(nothing is ruled out)  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Gone With The Wind - A tale of love and romance set in the West Midlands, telling the tale through the eyes of our heroine Princess Beech* who meets and finally wins over the man in her life but not before they face many trials and tribulations most of which stem from her inability to control her violent and often repulsive fart action.
* Names have been changed to protect the not so innocent  |
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"One flew over the cuckoos nest about a lovely little bird fly home to its nest "
F*rk orf !!
One, Flew over the Cuckoos Nest
Queen Elizabeth Flies her Royal Helicopter Over the uk
documenting the changes from
23rd June 2016 - March 29th 2019 |
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