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lies down on comfy if not cold black leather couch.
It all started long ago ( cue wibbly wobbly effect to signify going back in time)
One summers eve in late julember I came across a field of hedgepigs grazing on the land, not far from where Mrs Miggins lives, she was in the french resistance you know, well they borrowed her bicycle. Anyway........ |
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Ah yes, thankyou.
So there I was skipping through the tumble , when I happened across a rusty handle poking out of the lush ground. You could almost of missed it, but I was an observant boy and didnt.
Giving it a good tug, then deciding now was not the time of place, I got on my knees to investigate further. |
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"mrs miggins of the pie shop??"
you know her???
Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape. |
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"mrs miggins of the pie shop??
you know her???
Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape."
she wore her beret at a very jaunty angle on a wednesday mornings ...always seemed to follow the visit from the local boot polisher |
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So there I was on my knees.
Excitedly a tore the sods away and scraped the earth to reveal a small wooden box.
I got quite excited by this stage as I thought it might be an oversized trinket box and may have a dancing girl in it and play pretty tunes, but I contained myself |
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"mrs miggins of the pie shop??
you know her???
Her bicycle was used in the french resistances you know and when she upgraded it was the one used in the great escape.
she wore her beret at a very jaunty angle on a wednesday mornings ...always seemed to follow the visit from the local boot polisher"
yes, thats her. Did you know she use to be known as Bob and kept ferrets? |
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The lock was incredibly rusty and with a quick flick of my swiss army knife ( I use to be a brownie) I popped it open. Hesistantly I slowly opened the lid, afraid it may contain a frog. Had an awful incident with a frog once, but I dont like to talk about it.
My eyes widened as the contents were revealed.
It contained....... |
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It contained 4 items of the utmost absurdity, along with a note, written in crayon, indigo i think, although such an odd colour as some may call it violet.
Shame I like red crayons and was a little disappointed it was written in that colour. |
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"In that case ... have one of me extra special tablets  
Its not one where I have to go to Switzerland to take it is it????
lol no these just chill you out to a catatonic level for a bit  "
in that case, I will have two and look a bit like this |
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