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What’s the weirdest request?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex..."
Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...
Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far"
Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't 
Yaay i win  not too sure if that's good  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...
Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far
Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't
Yaay i win not too sure if that's good "
Depends if you did it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To take me into the toilet for a piss and a poo, whipe my bum then have sex...
Jesus sounds like someone is trying to live out a paedo fantasy! That’s fucking weird. Winner so far
Mate i wish that was made up but it really wasn't
Yaay i win not too sure if that's good
Depends if you did it!"
I didn't  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "
First request is fucked up but I hope you did the £2000 request. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I had a message from some young guy, and was asked if I was willing to help castrate him. If not, then could I help actually cut his penis off.
His reasoning was for "the thrill and the power of it"
Still baffles me to this day.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a message from some young guy, and was asked if I was willing to help castrate him. If not, then could I help actually cut his penis off.
His reasoning was for "the thrill and the power of it"
Still baffles me to this day. "
Have heard urban myths about that sort of stuff! Throw him in the cess pit with the other fella and split the cash! |
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Lots of guys seem to want to be used as a toilet as we ladies get frequent requests to shit on them!
There are loads of "breeders" who want to get us pregnant too.
The worst I had was someone asking to suck on my used tampons  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lots of guys seem to want to be used as a toilet as we ladies get frequent requests to shit on them!
There are loads of "breeders" who want to get us pregnant too.
The worst I had was someone asking to suck on my used tampons "
Fucking hell! Why??? |
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One I had a couple of years ago wanted to meet me at hers. Get in the shower together fuck her bareback cum inside her then piss inside her pussy. I politely declined the invite. Not for me that. I wont fo anything bare |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.
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From a gay male couple. Shit on a glass table and watch him eat it in front of his bf..  "
I bet he'd have been laying under the table watching it drop  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would I dress up like his Mum
Norman Bates by any chance?
Lol... ...I rolled my eyes and deleted it... "
I had someone call me daddy in bed, which I know is common enough but wasn’t into it. |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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"To take a shit on her husbands chest and make him eat it.
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From a gay male couple. Shit on a glass table and watch him eat it in front of his bf..
I bet he'd have been laying under the table watching it drop "
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.
Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.
This place just doesn’t shock me any more  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.
Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.
This place just doesn’t shock me any more "
Now that’s way out there
I thought a request to give someone’s wife a full gynaecological exam was weird!!
I did get a request to turn up at the door pretending to be a delivery man and have his wife seduce me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would I dress up like his Mum
Norman Bates by any chance?
Lol... ...I rolled my eyes and deleted it...
I had someone call me daddy in bed, which I know is common enough but wasn’t into it. "
Oooo that’s creepy and just wrong |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.
Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.
This place just doesn’t shock me any more "
Yeah the slurry pit was mentioned earlier but was only willing to stump up 2000. Has to be the same fella and he’s willing to pay more. Also people die in slurry pits so not sure what that’s about |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "
Omg I had this very same request can't be that popular a request |
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"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "
Yes he's still about, it must be a very shallow cesspit.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting!
Yes he's still about, it must be a very shallow cesspit...."
I'd like to know how you work out that's what turns you on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been asked if I had a dog and would I make it fuck them while I watched.
For the record I didn't reply.
Do you have a dog? "
I used to. It died a long time ago. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was on my single profile got asked if I’d meet a couple, with a twist. Apparently they were brother and sister, and want to have a threesome with me, and they would play with each other too. Funny but they disappeared when I said I wanted to see pics of the sister- the brother only sent ones of him...fake account for a fantasy, me thinks, haha x
Seem to attract the family types as also been asked to walk on a guy in my fetish heels, stabbing into him, then dress him girly and watch his brother fuck him. Erm, not really my thing, haha x
Maybe I look motherly? x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her. "
The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her. "
My ex used to love me pretending to be his aunty, catching him as a virgin, wanking over my pic, seduce him etc. It was boring as hell from my p.o.v, but loved him so did it. Beat playing his boss, I guess, a more controversial role, haha xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.
The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy"
I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had one yesterday from someone new. Wants to meet me when I'm on my period to celebrate the week in a month when I should still feel beautiful no matter what...
I'm beautiful every day so I don't know what he's on about? Prick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What is the weirdest request you have had from someone messaging you for the first time?
Will you marry me?
Do you like custard? "
So did you and do you? I like custard with treacle puddding. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a woman request that I fuck her girlfriend while she watched on Skype and played with her rabbit... Oh hang on that wasnt weird it was my wife
Nobody has asked on here for anything strange except "please pop round with you chainsaw" and "can you fix my flogger, the dog chewed it" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.
The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy
I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol"
I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.
The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy
I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol
I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual. "
Yeah people get the wrong idea. It's easy to see why though.
If someone wants to be gangbanged by 50 blokes or be thrown into a slurry pit, well that's just cool beans. Who am I to judge. |
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"Not a request but he said he would love me and his mum to kiss eachothers boobs while he played.
Then I was offered £2,000 to throw a man in his own cess pit and walk away counting the money. That was quite early on when I joined, I did wonder where the hell have I came and what am I doing here ...
Most weird requests give me a chuckle, make my day more interesting! "
What did you buy with the money? |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
Leeds |
"Someone once asked me if he could give me three grand to throw him in a farm slurry put and walk away.
Someone else asked if I could watch him cut off his own penis on webcam.
This place just doesn’t shock me any more
Yeah the slurry pit was mentioned earlier but was only willing to stump up 2000. Has to be the same fella and he’s willing to pay more. Also people die in slurry pits so not sure what that’s about"
Yeah...there was no way I was going to have that on my conscience! If it had been a horse manure pile or something, I would have considered it |
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"I've been repeatedly asked to play mummy, put a nappy on a guy and let him suckle me. Then put him to bed with a dummy and read a story.
Also pretend to be a step mum because he fancied her.
The step mum thing isn’t too bad but the baby shit is creepy
I'm ABDL but never asked anyone to do that. Yeah it's a bit weird I guess lol
I tried to understand why he wanted to play baby and he just said it relaxes him. It's not something I would consider but I now know it's not sexual. "
The dynamic falls into the bdsm lifestyle category. Some people like to give up their day today stress, decision making responsibility, adult maturity to all the feelings they felt as a baby. Never ever met one who based that on a sexual need. I realise it may not be for you but it makes me smile with genuine kindness that you acknowledge that moment of motherhood you felt and gave that person.
Adam |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. |
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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago
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"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "
I'm sorry, I tried it to laugh, but that is funny |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "
each to their own but i just dont get how poo can be sexual |
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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago
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"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "
It’s a thing, a kink like any other. I had a similar experience with an ex and just sat him down and gently explained that it was never going to be my thing or something that we could share. He was gutted but has now found someone into it and presumably they’re still playing their faecal shenanigans. Each to their own and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently "
This one has just had me in fits
I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.
I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently
This one has just had me in fits
I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.
I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.
P"
I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently
This one has just had me in fits
I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.
I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.
P
I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham."
Can you imagine the shock of it hitting ya, it'll be bloody cold.... And preferably been opened half an hour before launch to get rid of the "fresh pack fart" smell |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently
This one has just had me in fits
I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.
I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.
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I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham.
Can you imagine the shock of it hitting ya, it'll be bloody cold.... And preferably been opened half an hour before launch to get rid of the "fresh pack fart" smell "
Oh I see the appeal now. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"He wanted to cover himself in his own poo, while naked, then fuck me. I said no ..... unfortunately he was my weirdo boyfriend at the time ..... I came home and there he was. Covered in poo. It was foul! He's now my ex. "
Seriously, he covered himself in shit and then presented the idea before maybe suggesting it before getting down to a dirty protest. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Seems like the poo stories are coming out on top
I had a message asking me to shit in a guys mouth I thought it best not to mention my IBS  "
Wow! There’s no shifting that image from my mind. |
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"To lie on a bed naked (Ali) while he threw Ham off my body, The sound of it turned him on apparently
This one has just had me in fits
I wouldn't be able to lay still, I'd be trying to catch the ham in my mouth.
I do enjoy hearing about different things people like, regardless of how strange it may seem.
P
I wouldn't use Parma ham that's too expensive and a waste of good ham."
I wouldn't recommend using tinned ham either! |
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1 "It looks like we are within 5 miles from you can me and my partner come around to your house"
2 "Do you want to join me and my wife tomorrow night"
I'd never spoken or even seen either of their profiles before them messages and the second one posted some veris and pics a couple of days later from 3 men all playing with her and "filling her up"
Safe sex on their profile must of meant something else. |
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