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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lucky you’re not going to Aldi, I went in there once for strawberries and came out with a jet washer and a soldering iron.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maltesers please.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself "

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Lucky you’re not going to Aldi, I went in there once for strawberries and came out with a jet washer and a soldering iron. "

There isn't 1 close enough.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk."

The suspense is killing us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Almonds! Ta

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Maltesers please. "

Just go into my cupboard.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk."

BOB.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

The suspense is killing us "

Man milk. I’d love to milk you

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

The suspense is killing us

Man milk. I’d love to milk you "

Wet wipes.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB."

Not done Bob yet.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maltesers please.

Just go into my cupboard."

That's a very odd euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’m behaving myself. Can you please get me some spuds.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I’m behaving myself. Can you please get me some spuds. "

Forgot em

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Maltesers please.

Just go into my cupboard.

That's a very odd euphemism "

Erm I'll leave that to your imagination

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB.

Not done Bob yet."

You need to do Bob.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I’m behaving myself. Can you please get me some spuds.

Forgot em "

You’ve been gone ages for milk......come on let’s see the receipt

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Does your Asda have a McDonalds in it? I'd love some fries. I'll make you a cuppa if you bring some round

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Maltesers please.

Just go into my cupboard.

That's a very odd euphemism

Erm I'll leave that to your imagination "

I shall cum in your cupboard then

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl

Red seedless grapes....I thanku...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB.

Not done Bob yet."

He's very good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Lucky you’re not going to Aldi, I went in there once for strawberries and came out with a jet washer and a soldering iron. "

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Does your Asda have a McDonalds in it? I'd love some fries. I'll make you a cuppa if you bring some round "

Sorry no it doesn't

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Maltesers please.

Just go into my cupboard.

That's a very odd euphemism

Erm I'll leave that to your imagination

I shall cum in your cupboard then "

What the hell, go for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Does your Asda have a McDonalds in it? I'd love some fries. I'll make you a cuppa if you bring some round

Sorry no it doesn't "

It's ok there's a drive thru along the road, you could just nip in on your way here

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Red seedless grapes....I thanku... "

Suppose you want them hand fed too

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB.

Not done Bob yet.

He's very good "

He is

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By * Lexi xWoman  over a year ago

stockport

I need a loaf please

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By *uzukiNo1Woman  over a year ago

Rhyl


"Red seedless grapes....I thanku...

Suppose you want them hand fed too "

Yes on your knees with Ur arse in the air....maybe...

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Does your Asda have a McDonalds in it? I'd love some fries. I'll make you a cuppa if you bring some round

Sorry no it doesn't

It's ok there's a drive thru along the road, you could just nip in on your way here "

Same logic as my daughter

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I need a loaf please "

Is that all.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Red seedless grapes....I thanku...

Suppose you want them hand fed too

Yes on your knees with Ur arse in the air....maybe... "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I always come back for more than I bargained for when I go to Lidl.

Last time I went in for apples milk and something for tea and I came home with a toilet seat and a picnic basket!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB.

Not done Bob yet."

I've done Bob and you should definitely give Bob a go!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I always come back for more than I bargained for when I go to Lidl.

Last time I went in for apples milk and something for tea and I came home with a toilet seat and a picnic basket!"

Funny you should say that I got a new seat the other week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I always come back for more than I bargained for when I go to Lidl.

Last time I went in for apples milk and something for tea and I came home with a toilet seat and a picnic basket!

Funny you should say that I got a new seat the other week "

That middle aisle in Lidl is like a magical Wonderland of unexpected Bargains and goodies.

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"I'm off to the asda for milk and no doubt I'll come back with more than I bargained for.

So if you want anything then go get it yourself

Blue milk, green milk, or red milk? I need to know which milk.

BOB.

Not done Bob yet."

I have

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