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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve recently been out of work, so have started posting limmericks on a well known networking site to help pass the time and have a bit of a laugh.
In doing so, I’ve been researching limmericks and found some crackers of the Fab variety, so here’s one to get started, let’s see your best and filthiest...
On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale,
Are tattooed all the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
is the same list of prices in Braille! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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There once was a young girl from Ealing
whose lover before her was kneeling.
She said, "Dearest Jim,
take your hand from my quim.
I much prefer fucking to feeling. |
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This is a very bad 1 I herd when I was a kid and it goes something like this.......
Under the cherry tree miss pink showed it to me,
It was hairy and black and looked like a tunnel to meeeeee....
So I got out my hairy banana and shoved it up her crack....
She started to scream so I filled it with cream under the cherry tree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"
On the boobs of a barmaid in Sale,
Are tattooed all the prices of ale.
And on her behind,
For the sake of the blind,
is the same list of prices in Braille!"
Brilliant  |
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On the bridge stood the Bishop of Buckingham,
Who's thoughts were of tits and of suckin em,
He was watching the stunts of the c***s in the punts,
And the tricks of the p****s that was fuckin em.
Tah Rah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hickory dickory dock
The mouse ran up the clock
When he came down
His arse was brown
And so was the cuckoo's dock
It was a strange childhood...   "
Gotta love auto correct. You get the idea though |
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