Slightly deranged male seeking a fun luvin' female for long walks in the park, trips to the pub to get my gin grin on, scuba diving excursions (need you to babysit my guide dog) and returning me to my nursing home at the end of a fun filled day...
Sense of humour is a requisite along with the ability to understand cockney and a mobile tracking device to find me when I get lost...happens quite often, usually after the trip to the pub...
A few words about me...
married - yes, but not happily..my problem to sort
adrenaline junky - sort of, so i may disappear from time to time whilst broken bits repair...Note -if i disappear for more than a week, assume the worst - that i have moved to Milton Keynes!!!
Well hung - probably not but you wouldn't want it as a wart on yer nose...and i have low blood pressure so if it was any bigger i probably pass out every time i see a pair of boobs...
Have bottom switch tendencies (submissive not a bum fantasy... although....) and don't mind a little pain if the mood takes me, or you do... warning - I get bored very quick and will turn the tables.. well, can't have you having all the fun.... so bring your flogger at your own risk!!
I am a sociable guy, if you wanna chat, don't be shy, get in touch.. Go on, you know you want to.
I prefer to meet socially first time, it's my unwritten rule.. Or it was until I just wrote it...
However, I am always up for breaking the rules with the right person.. You just gotta be persuasive...
Now for the small print..
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So you have managed to stay interested this far, Christ you must be bored and have a lot of time on your hands.....perhaps i can think of a way to make better use of that time....and your hands!
Apparently married men is a bit of a plague now on fab so I have been told... so I now carry a bell around with me, ringing it out loud while shouting "unclean" at the top of my voice...
A note for Sydney university... Bugger off, unless your a beach fit Bondi babe, in which case purve away until yer hearts content, but I expect pictures in return... Send all pics to **aulmeoff@...
As for the rest of you sydney uni mongrels, using my pics is theft.. Hasn't history taught you Antipodeans what happens when you steal??
So unless you wanna be deported to Scunthorpe, bugger off! |
