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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a job that finished at lunchtime on a Friday. Yet there's thousands of the buggers clogging up the roads of Britain every afternoon once a week.
Where the hell do they all work?? 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Played poker with a one eyed pirate who kept picking his teeth with a Bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder and told him what cards i had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties.  |
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"Played poker with a one eyed pirate who kept picking his teeth with a Bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder and told him what cards i had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties. "
That happens all the time here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Played poker with a one eyed pirate who kept picking his teeth with a Bowie knife to distract me while his parrot looked over my shoulder and told him what cards i had by using an elaborate code involving vomiting, chirping and sea shanties.
That happens all the time here "
I feel like i'm missing out. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never ordered a takeaway from home.
Wow that's a different one, do you go there and wait ?"
No. I hardly ever buy fast food. Only when I'm out, clubbing and drinking, on my way home I sometimes buy cheesy chips. But that's about it. I always have some food at home so never feel the need to order something to be delivered. |
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"I've never ordered a takeaway from home.
Wow that's a different one, do you go there and wait ?
No. I hardly ever buy fast food. Only when I'm out, clubbing and drinking, on my way home I sometimes buy cheesy chips. But that's about it. I always have some food at home so never feel the need to order something to be delivered."
Fair play to you, I'm suitably impressed with your organisation and planning  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've never ordered a takeaway from home.
Wow that's a different one, do you go there and wait ?
No. I hardly ever buy fast food. Only when I'm out, clubbing and drinking, on my way home I sometimes buy cheesy chips. But that's about it. I always have some food at home so never feel the need to order something to be delivered.
Fair play to you, I'm suitably impressed with your organisation and planning "
Yup. That's me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have never used my strap on
How? No don’t answer just get the lube 
I have lube, just need a man "
You’re not short of offers here
Maybe you can be the hostess of a one woman strap on gangbang |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
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"I have never used my strap on
How? No don’t answer just get the lube
I have lube, just need a man
You’re not short of offers here
Maybe you can be the hostess of a one woman strap on gangbang "
That’s actually an amazing idea!
But there’s offers and there’s real offers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never ever, been dumped
I'm sorry Scarlett but our filthy hot steamy affair has to end, it's me not you  "
Haha oh no, what am I going to do without you!!! ..ah well plenty more fish in the sea ; ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had a job that finished at lunchtime on a Friday. Yet there's thousands of the buggers clogging up the roads of Britain every afternoon once a week.
Where the hell do they all work??
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In my butt.
I've never been skiing
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"I’ve never ever, been dumped
I'm sorry Scarlett but our filthy hot steamy affair has to end, it's me not you
Haha oh no, what am I going to do without you!!! ..ah well plenty more fish in the sea ; )"
That's the spirit you sound like you're over me already
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve never ever, been dumped
I'm sorry Scarlett but our filthy hot steamy affair has to end, it's me not you
Haha oh no, what am I going to do without you!!! ..ah well plenty more fish in the sea ; )
That's the spirit you sound like you're over me already
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Never.. it will take so many fucks to get you out my system,, thanks for the experience though :D |
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"I’ve never ever, been dumped
I'm sorry Scarlett but our filthy hot steamy affair has to end, it's me not you
Haha oh no, what am I going to do without you!!! ..ah well plenty more fish in the sea ; )
That's the spirit you sound like you're over me already
Never.. it will take so many fucks to get you out my system,, thanks for the experience though :D"
I'll never forget you but the timing wasn't right |
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