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over a year ago
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Del: This is my punishment, isn't it? Spending the rest of my life in this wheelchair.
Trigger: Still, it could have been worse.
Mike: How?
Trigger: My gran had one with a squeaky wheel. |
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Del boy trying to sell car radio's.
'This is none of your Japanese or your German rubbish, no sir this is made in Albania.
It also comes with a Kylie Minogue LP. |
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Del and Rodney trying to pull by pretending Rodney is a tennis pro
Woman, “ Do you prefer grass or astroturf”?
Rodney, “I have never smoked astroturf”!!!  |
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At the empty flat after becoming millionaires and hearing grandads voice. They'd finally made it but he wasn't there yo see it. A good finale and they should have left it at that. |
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[Del has entered a clay pigeon shoot with a pump-action shotgun]
Rodney : Oi, where did you get that gun?
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Iggy Iggins.
Rodney : Iggy Iggins? Iggy Iggins robs banks.
Derek 'Del Boy' Trotter : Yeah but it's a Saturday. |
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