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phrases or sayings that make you smile
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ive seen loads of Facebook and often end up having a good giggle. I'll start off with one:
'i don't hate you, just hope your next period starts when your in a shark tank'
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He'd fuck a good cunt up!
Got a face like a bag of chisels!
Last time I saw legs like that they were stood in a nest!
She's got a fanny like a yawning donkey! |
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"I promise i won't cum in your mouth  "
I promise if you do i'll rip your bollocks off
I once heard a girl say, I wouldn,t give you the steam of my sh*t, made me laugh, mind you I knew the bulldog she was saying it to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not saying she's ugly but she had a face like 10miles of rough road.
I'm not saying she's ugly but it looked like someone had chopped firewood on her face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I couldn't win a black eye in a fight, or I couldn't win a kiss in a brothel with 20 quid hanging out of my pocket,
My old ma used to send me to the shop as a kid and say run both ways and walk back, it ment hurry up but never got it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh another one I like is she had a pussy like a mouses ear,
It's like throwing a sausage down the channel tunnel
And I use put wood in t'hole all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heard from a squaddie mate of mine when returning from exercise and getting in the shower block...."Fuck me...you could get more heat and pressure from an Ants Bladder!"....
I did a little wee laughing...guess you had to be there he he  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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i'd like to help you but i just cant fix stupid
When you really want to slap someone, just do it and shout 'Mosquito!'
Haters if your talking behind my back, your in a brilliant position to kiss my fucking ass
Wizard of Oz - the ultimate chick flick, 2 women trying to kill each other over a pair of red sparkly shoes
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd just like to say, I really enjoyed that... but why make a liar of myself?
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Over the years, I've come to think of you all as people I've met.
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Take a bite of peach  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
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Was saying to a mate t'other week how much I wanted to see Muse in concert and he said he wouldn't go to the back window to see them if they were playing in the yard.....did make me giggle, even though his taste is obviously all in his mouth |
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