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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

"Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

Ooooohhhh....that’s now my new terminology for the two thpes of single males at clubs.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The clue's in the name

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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I thought a Jaffa was someone who had no seed in his semen

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By *orwegian BlueMan over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

Its to do with the cooking process. Biscuit translates from french to English in google translate is "twice cooked" where as a if you put jaffa cake in google translate from French to English, you still have a jaffa cake..

I hope that clears it up totally.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

Ooooohhhh....that’s now my new terminology for the two thpes of single males at clubs.

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hahaha!!

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I don't care what they are classed as, they are just lush and need to be eaten by the packet

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

They only called jaffa cakes because they pay less tax on cakes then biscuits apparently.

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

"They only called jaffa cakes because they pay less tax on cakes then biscuits apparently. "

Sorry VAT

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

I only eat the middle bit....give rest to birds ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

Ooooohhhh....that’s now my new terminology for the two thpes of single males at clubs.

"
I can imagine it now "awwwww he's turned into a biscuit"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"They only called jaffa cakes because they pay less tax on cakes then biscuits apparently.

Sorry VAT "

Beat me to it.

Biscuits are a luxury item and have VAT

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"They only called jaffa cakes because they pay less tax on cakes then biscuits apparently.

Sorry VAT

Beat me to it.

Biscuits are a luxury item and have VAT"
that is interesting

.... I wouldn't class biscuits as luxury.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get lime Jaffa cakes now. I don't believe that should be allowed. I'm sure it contravenes a Jafa cake law.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you know that all Jaffa cakes are made with plain/dark chocolate

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Did you know that all Jaffa cakes are made with plain/dark chocolate"

You need to apply for a position in my department of useless information

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't care what they are classed as, they are just lush and need to be eaten by the packet

I agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Did you know that all Jaffa cakes are made with plain/dark chocolate

You need to apply for a position in my department of useless information

Is there room for me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I always pick the chocolate off first then peel off the delicious orangy bit and eat that separately.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always pick the chocolate off first then peel off the delicious orangy bit and eat that separately."

Grow up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always pick the chocolate off first then peel off the delicious orangy bit and eat that separately.

Grow up

Never

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Are cakes ... because cakes go hard when left out and biscuits go soft.

Ooooohhhh....that’s now my new terminology for the two thpes of single males at clubs.

I had a chuckle at this.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Did you know that all Jaffa cakes are made with plain/dark chocolate

You need to apply for a position in my department of useless information

Is there room for me too

That depends on your criteria young Lady, do you have any special skills?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always pick the chocolate off first then peel off the delicious orangy bit and eat that separately.

Grow up

Never"

Do you eat Mars bars and milky ways the same way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always pick the chocolate off first then peel off the delicious orangy bit and eat that separately.

Grow up

Never

Do you eat Mars bars and milky ways the same way? "

I dont eat them at all. Too much chocolate and bad for teeth.

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