"Finish the sentence.
Scotsman walks into a lounge thread and... "
Barman a large whisky the best you have , I’ve just won first prize in the caber tossing competition .” Well done “said the barman “ how far did it go ? “
Quite far but some of Cabers sperm splashed in my mouth I need to get rid of the taste .  |
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"Finish the sentence.
Scotsman walks into a lounge thread and...
Beckons me over,smiles, asks if I want to check under his kilt and then it all goes south from there.... "
That can be taken two ways...hehe |
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"I shall let my middle button decide.
Scotsman walks into a lounge thread and the kids get the chance of a new life
P"
Ffs.. I only want a quick shag... Not kids.  |
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"Finish the sentence.
Scotsman walks into a lounge thread and...
Beckons me over,smiles, asks if I want to check under his kilt and then it all goes south from there....
That can be taken two ways...hehe"
Yes it can  |
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"Finish the sentence.
Scotsman walks into a lounge thread and...
Beckons me over,smiles, asks if I want to check under his kilt and then it all goes south from there....
That can be taken two ways...hehe
Yes it can "
I hope you don't mind if I take it the way I would like to think you meant it.  |
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