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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've called one of the other 2 customers 'Barry'. He's dressed in a pastel coloured sweater with sky blue Farah slacks and cerise socks, looks like he's just walked off the golf course but it's actually his daily way of dressing. He's definitely a Barry, a 'Barry bullshitter' no doubt. He probably delivers cars for an auction company and tells all his friends that he's a car dealer. In fact, I can just about see his trade plates sticking out of his recyclable Lidl carrier bag "B4..R..R..Y". F*** me...I'm good!
The other guy's called Stan, I've deduced this from the fact that he's got "Stan" on the back of the aston villa shirt that he's wearing. Mind you, the shirt is from the 1990s so it could be a homage to Collymore. Yeah, I've decided that his real name is Dave. I bet that Dave wears villa shirts every day, I bet he wears them on holiday and he probably even wears them to funerals and for the 90 seconds that he's up his Mrs on a Saturday night. I've got him down as a proper 'full kit wanker' in the warmer months, down the pub in his villa socks and his villa shorts. He's reading the Daily Mail.
villa shirt, Daily Mail, full kit wanker, he's got the full shebang for my avoid list.
To be continued...
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