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Maitre D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
Mr Creosote: No.
Maitre D: Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one.
Mr Creosote: No. Fuck off - I'm full |
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i knew someone would say 42
but Depeche Mode said it sooooo much better.
”everybody's looking for a reason to live. if you're looking for a reason i've a reason to give........PLEASURE”
it really is that simple, especially when you know we can all die tomorrow....... live with no regrets |
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"Its a Monty Python film isn't it?
Always wondered why people pondered such an easy question?  "
It's not Monty Python, it's Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
All charachters in this work (the bible) are fictional.
So long and thanks for all the fish..... |
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"Its a Monty Python film isn't it?
Always wondered why people pondered such an easy question?
It's not Monty Python, it's Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
All charachters in this work (the bible) are fictional.
So long and thanks for all the fish....."
The Meaning of Life is a Python film
hitch hikers Guide dealt with Life, the Universe and Everything |
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According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all. |
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all."
fecking gold diggers...thats going a tad far!  |
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all."
George Osborne is their leader |
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all."
Best we all get lots of sex in while we can then 
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"Its a Monty Python film isn't it?
Always wondered why people pondered such an easy question?
It's not Monty Python, it's Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
All charachters in this work (the bible) are fictional.
So long and thanks for all the fish.....
The Meaning of Life is a Python film
hitch hikers Guide dealt with Life, the Universe and Everything"
42 being the meaning of life is from hitch hikers.....
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all."
my old man actually believes that humanity is a science experiment. this is why we get 'visits' from aliens every now and then as they are keeping an eye on us,seeing how we develop. explains people being aducted and having experiments carried out on htem also. (maybe southpark got it more correct than anyone else ever thought. somewhere out there is aplanet full of humans ONLY, then a planet of LIONS, planet of DEER and so on, aliens have taken a few from each planet and see how they interact with each other).... |
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all."
And they never stop to think how these aliens have mastered space travel. Such advance technology. Warp drive, genetics, sophisticated and complex science beyond our comprehension…… yet the couldn’t invent a shovel.
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"According to a few loons on the radio a few nights ago we were created by aliens to dig all the gold out of the earth, it seems they need it and cant do it themselves, and they are coming back this year to get it and then exterminate us all.
And they never stop to think how these aliens have mastered space travel. Such advance technology. Warp drive, genetics, sophisticated and complex science beyond our comprehension…… yet the couldn’t invent a shovel.
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well the darleks cant even get upstairs gold digging aliean bastards.... |
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