FabSwingers.com > Forums > The Lounge > My mother used to say "if your not in bed by nine o'clock ".....
My mother used to say "if your not in bed by nine o'clock ".....
Jump to: Newest in thread
 |
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My mum used to say, dont chase after boys, it makes you look sad and desperate, if there interested they will come after you. Put more clothes on or you will get rheumatism. |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
|
"If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.
Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973 
Wouldn't you be around 7 years of age?"
I was messing wi mine from 6 lol
Shot me first load about 11 and thought the fookin thing had burst xx  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
"If the wind blows in your face when you do that - you'll look like a chinaman all your life.
Dad, catching me knocking one out c.1973
Wouldn't you be around 7 years of age?"
8 actually, and yes, I started at an early age.  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
" I was messing wi mine from 6 lol
Shot me first load about 11 and thought the fookin thing had burst xx "
Pullin on it fa 5 hours... Ya lucky it dint come off... |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
crying for nowt, mam would say "come over here and I'll give you summat to bloody well cry about" usually followed by a clip round the lughole
full of cold and coughing and I'd hear "cough it up, it might be a row of houses"
Wearing short skirts or teen fashions or anything revealing - "that'll be nice when it's finished"
and finally....
Whenever I was going out, "Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny" - never quite worked that one out, but managed not to fall pregnant at all so guessing it could have meant be careful  |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
"My mother always says:
"I wish Id done more of what my mother told me not to do"
"
I still do loads that my mother told me not to ...in fact as soon as my mother utters the words "you must not/should not/don't....I immediately want to |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
Not from my mum but my Dad once said
'Nice lads come no-where son .... bastards come on your tits'
And one of my best mates dad left him with this
'When rape in inevitable , lie back and enjoy it' |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By *umpkinMan
over a year ago
near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack! |
"........
Whenever I was going out, "Keep yer hand on yer ha'penny" - never quite worked that one out, but managed not to fall pregnant at all so guessing it could have meant be careful "
That`s also the first line of a song that the Wurzels sang ..... "Keep yer `and on yer ha`penny, Cover it well with your palm, etc. etc." |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
My nan used to say....if you carry on sitting on that cold step you will have piles when your older.
I would be getting ready to go out of the house for an evening on the tiles with friends. She would shout, "time to be going to bed never mind going out" |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
|
By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
|
I was sitting on a bus behind a mother and her young son. Her boy kept looking around and pulling funny faces at me.
After a few minutes, I tired of his antics, so I said, "When I was young, my mother told me that if I made an ugly face and the wind changed, I'd stay that way." The little shit replied, "Well, you can't say you weren't fucking warned." |
Reply privately, Reply in forum +quote
or View forums list | |
» Add a new message to this topic
