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By *2000Man OP Man
over a year ago
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Hi all. What sounds do you associate with sex? This is my list:-
*Parp!* - Nervous fart just prior to sex with a new partner!
*Giggle* - When a lady discovers I am ticklish and starts to tickle me!
*Creak Creak* - The bed-springs during sex.
*Splat!* - The end of sex!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I booked a b+b which had an old four poster in it. At the height of passion i realised the bed was making one hell of a racket so we decided to continue on the floor. Then the wardrobe started rattling. |
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