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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Heaters are on, plenty of seating area so come join in for a puff, a chat, a flirt and a laugh

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By *dtittyCouple over a year ago

Durham

Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Budge up, room for me? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx"

Oooh, come here

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I'll pull up a pew with ya in chuffers corner x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Budge up, room for me? X"

Always

need a light? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll pull up a pew with ya in chuffers corner x"

Snuggle in close tho, it's chilly x

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By *dtittyCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx

Oooh, come here

Phwar I would too

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Budge up, room for me? X

Always

need a light? X"

Yes, I always lose my lighters x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll stand here with my silk cut greens (non-smokers night out of choice!!), trying not to notice!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx

Oooh, come here

Phwar I would too

As long as you're the Mrs of the couple you would be welcome to stay after hours x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Budge up, room for me? X

Always

need a light? X

Yes, I always lose my lighters x"

Ever lost your inhibitions?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll stand here with my silk cut greens (non-smokers night out of choice!!), trying not to notice!!"

We won't judge you lol

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Budge up, room for me? X

Always

need a light? X

Yes, I always lose my lighters x

Ever lost your inhibitions?! "

Lots of times x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Budge up, room for me? X

Always

need a light? X

Yes, I always lose my lighters x

Ever lost your inhibitions?!

Lots of times x

My kinda gal x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Wonder if the fab lounge bar does table service? I'm rather comfy here

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I gave up over 3 years ago but do love a spot of passive smoking.

I'm one of those vape twats now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I gave up over 3 years ago but do love a spot of passive smoking.

I'm one of those vape twats now.

Vape twats are welcome... what's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I gave up over 3 years ago but do love a spot of passive smoking.

I'm one of those vape twats now.

Vape twats are welcome... what's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour

Heisenberg.

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

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By *dtittyCouple over a year ago

Durham

"Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx

Oooh, come here

Phwar I would too

As long as you're the Mrs of the couple you would be welcome to stay after hours x"

Yep I'm dd of the _dtitty couple he comes on, has a little perv of the recently added photos then logs off again.

I however mrs that is loved a cheeky little flirt on the forums xx

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

Should have brought some drinks out x

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS over a year ago

hot wife

Make room for the wild child please x

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By *inkysexpotMan over a year ago

leeds

Room for another vaper??

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

I wondered why missylou had to wait so long for a drink lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

Thought you were a non smoker Ash?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I gave up over 3 years ago but do love a spot of passive smoking.

I'm one of those vape twats now.

Vape twats are welcome... what's your flavour? Tell me what's your flavour

Heisenberg.

Walter or Werner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chin chin, puff puff mrs xx

Oooh, come here

Phwar I would too

As long as you're the Mrs of the couple you would be welcome to stay after hours x

Yep I'm dd of the _dtitty couple he comes on, has a little perv of the recently added photos then logs off again.

I however mrs that is loved a cheeky little flirt on the forums xx"

In that case..... definitely come here! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

Should have brought some drinks out x

I'm hoping Ash is doing table service

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

It’s carnage in there Ash, be quick..someone’s dancing on the bar naked...oh wait, that’s me

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Room for another vaper??"

Always

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Make room for the wild child please x"

Always room for you my lovely

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list"

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list"

Yes! You're my new favourite person

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock tail sausage bloke has a lighter you can borrow...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in! "

Shots?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?"

Always

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?"

Shots? Now you're talking x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Always

What do u fancy?

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Always

Cola cube stiffies??

What do u fancy?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x"

Here she is

I'll get the first round

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round "

Need a hand carrying them? X

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

"Just popping in the smoking shelter for a quick one....

Thought you were a non smoker Ash?

I do enjoy the odd smoke now and again Lady C after a party etc

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

I'll bring nibbles out too then x

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in! "

I’m in too! Hendricks please...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll bring nibbles out too then x "

Wait for me! I'll help with the nibbling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on"

Can't beat a little nibble

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on

Can't beat a little nibble

I like a nibble with a drink x

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on

Can't beat a little nibble

Gotta love a shared nibble

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone got a light?

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Anyone got a light? "

Yep!

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By *ettyboop61Woman over a year ago

St Neots

Nah think I'll give this table a miss......

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on

Can't beat a little nibble

I like a nibble with a drink x

I like a drink with my nibbling

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nah think I'll give this table a miss......"

No worries

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Oh a quick puff then I’ll do a drinks run, someone write a list

Wait are we having a carry out in the smoking shelter? I'm in!

Shots?

Shots? Now you're talking x

Here she is

I'll get the first round

Need a hand carrying them? X

Get a bag of nuts

need something to nibble on

Can't beat a little nibble

Gotta love a shared nibble

Sharing is Caring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone got a light?

Yep!"

Awesome, can I share?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

*click* I got one

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots? "

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

*click* I got one

Ahh thanks babe. That's better

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

I'll join you for a quick ciggie before bed, what have I missed?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x"

I'll take a shot and a nibble please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots? "

Shots are here..... and needed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x"

Ooh I'd love a shot please Choosy. It's getting a bit nipply out here ... oops I meant nippy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x"

Just one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x

Ooh I'd love a shot please Choosy. It's getting a bit nipply out here ... oops I meant nippy

Freudian slip?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots? "

Thanks Chick ... Bella gave me a light

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'll join you for a quick ciggie before bed, what have I missed?"

Not a lot, but we're short on lighters

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Anything?!

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Anything?!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

I always like the smokers, chillout area. Evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Where did everyone go? I forgot to bring my lighter

I just got here, you can share mine.where's that chick with all the lighters in her bra? And the one with the shots?

I've got shots and nibbles. Who wants one x

Ooh I'd love a shot please Choosy. It's getting a bit nipply out here ... oops I meant nippy

Freudian slip?

Maybe...maybe not

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

"I'll join you for a quick ciggie before bed, what have I missed?

Not a lot, but we're short on lighters

You lot can borrow my Zippo for the night, as I'm nice like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I always like the smokers, chillout area. Evening xx"

Hi Sophie. I'm Lou...I'm pretty new to the Fab Bar. I'm loving it You're all Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Anything?!

Mwahaha....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Ooh what an offer

I'll have a shot for now ta ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I always like the smokers, chillout area. Evening xx"

Evening beaut, how's your night going? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is this where the cool kidz hang out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Is this where the cool kidz hang out

Entre!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had a really fun time ... thanks Bella ... thanks everyone ... but I'm off home. I'm feeling a bit tipsy ... need to sleep it off lol.

Night you gorgeous girls. Mwah x

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I've had a really fun time ... thanks Bella ... thanks everyone ... but I'm off home. I'm feeling a bit tipsy ... need to sleep it off lol.

Night you gorgeous girls. Mwah x"
I

*slaps ass on the way out*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone got a light ?

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Just from the tray?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one! "

Yes! I'm a superkings woman, gimme one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not a smoker however i hang around the smoking shelter in the swinging clubs as a couple of my fwb smoke... Great place to meet new people and get to chat. We've ended up having a few plays from meeting in the smoking shelter x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've had a really fun time ... thanks Bella ... thanks everyone ... but I'm off home. I'm feeling a bit tipsy ... need to sleep it off lol.

Night you gorgeous girls. Mwah x"

Drink some water before you go to sleep, it'll help with the hangover.... Nos da Cariad xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one! "

They take soooooo long to smoke!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone got a light ?"

They're kinda scarce tonight..... I might start a campfire with my last match

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'm not a smoker however i hang around the smoking shelter in the swinging clubs as a couple of my fwb smoke... Great place to meet new people and get to chat. We've ended up having a few plays from meeting in the smoking shelter x "

Shelter' s the place to be my friend

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m in all tho I’ve just had a shower so I’m only in my dressing gown atm mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one!

Yes! I'm a superkings woman, gimme one

You can have 2 just because I'm loving your PVC attire

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its bad when my cigarette I'd bigger than my cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone got a light ?

They're kinda scarce tonight..... I might start a campfire with my last match

It only takes one tree to make a thousand but it takes one match to burn a thousand trees

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one!

They take soooooo long to smoke! "

Perfect for them 5 minute quickies! Lmao

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Haha. My hands are full with ghe tray. Come and grab something x

Just from the tray?

And where were you thinking? X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some one give me a tab and a light i have Baki but cba to roll mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll give a tan

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone got a light ?

They're kinda scarce tonight..... I might start a campfire with my last match

A campfire? Nice. It's getting chilly. I've got marshmallows...anyone got a guitar? The last match tho!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m in all tho I’ve just had a shower so I’m only in my dressing gown atm mrscxxx "

Sit here under the blanket

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone got a light ?

They're kinda scarce tonight..... I might start a campfire with my last match

It only takes one tree to make a thousand but it takes one match to burn a thousand trees "

Standing at the smoking shelter with my ciggy in my hands when I'm overhearing lovely ladies as the rumors start to fly you can

hear them in the lounge bar, in the scrap yard

In the chip shop, in the phone box, in the pool hall at

The shoe stall every corner turned around

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ahhhh have to get the superkings out for this one!

They take soooooo long to smoke!

Perfect for them 5 minute quickies! Lmao "

I prefer rollies

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anyone got a light ?

They're kinda scarce tonight..... I might start a campfire with my last match

A campfire? Nice. It's getting chilly. I've got marshmallows...anyone got a guitar? The last match tho!? "

I've got a harmonica

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all"

Get the drinks in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Can i join I vape but most still class as smoking its only a small pen and not one that let's loads of clouds out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?"

Fecking bar is shut!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i join I vape but most still class as smoking its only a small pen and not one that let's loads of clouds out

Depends on the flavour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

Fecking bar is shut! "

I will have to walk home then

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Can i join I vape but most still class as smoking its only a small pen and not one that let's loads of clouds out

Depends on the flavour

Ffs it's pear drops that's me out before I even get in

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

Fecking bar is shut! "

Iv got a sneaky wee bottle in my bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Can i join I vape but most still class as smoking its only a small pen and not one that let's loads of clouds out

Depends on the flavour

Ffs it's pear drops that's me out before I even get in

Ooh I love pear drops, and cola cubes and sherbet lemons..... vape to your hearts content

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

Fecking bar is shut!

I will have to walk home then"

There was a cow here last week, I think she was giving lifts home..... I'll see if she's about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

Fecking bar is shut!

Iv got a sneaky wee bottle in my bag

I knew there was a reason I liked you

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Still some shots left on the tray. Anyone want one? X

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By *heekyweebissimWoman over a year ago

fife,

"I’ll be waiting inside by the fireplace and missing you all

Get the drinks in

What takes you fancy?

Fecking bar is shut!

Iv got a sneaky wee bottle in my bag

I knew there was a reason I liked you

Awww shucks.....fanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Still some shots left on the tray. Anyone want one? X"

Can we drink them off your bum?

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Still some shots left on the tray. Anyone want one? X"

Am I limited to one?

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Still some shots left on the tray. Anyone want one? X

Am I limited to one?

No, theres lots left x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use my cock ash tray

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got a little, erm, side tracked...I need a ciggie now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got a little, erm, side tracked...I need a ciggie now!

You're looking a little flustered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x"

Of course! Name your body part of choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom "

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice "

Boobs (.)(.) X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice

Boobs (.)(.) X"

Wonderful choice!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice

Boobs (.)(.) X

Wonderful choice! "

Can't go wrong with boobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice

Boobs (.)(.) X

Wonderful choice!

Can't go wrong with boobs x"

Breast is best

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Most definitely x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?"

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice

Boobs (.)(.) X

Wonderful choice!

Can't go wrong with boobs x

Breast is best

Don't forget nipples. There's no point to boobs without them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most definitely x"

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ooooh body shots. As long as I get to drink mine off yours then x

Of course! Name your body part of choice

Boobs (.)(.) X

Wonderful choice!

Can't go wrong with boobs x

Breast is best

Don't forget nipples. There's no point to boobs without them.

Point taken

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got a little, erm, side tracked...I need a ciggie now!

Meet or wank

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner? "

Let's go, bring some shots x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags "

Very good miss bb

Wit aswell as my joint fave eye colour

If your good at the sex thing feel like I've just scored a hat trick at Wembley

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

Let's go, bring some shots x"

Got em.....

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

Let's go, bring some shots x

Got em.....

Follow me then x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

Did you try smoking just after sex too witch doctor guy ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags

Very good miss bb

Wit aswell as my joint fave eye colour

If your good at the sex thing feel like I've just scored a hat trick at Wembley

I'll ask miss choosy to give you her review

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

Let's go, bring some shots x

Got em.....

Follow me then x

Lead the way

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

Let's go, bring some shots x

Got em.....

Follow me then x

Lead the way"

Ok. We might be a while x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

I wonder why Billy didn't have any mates

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Most definitely x

Wanna fumble each other's boobs in the corner?

Let's go, bring some shots x

Got em.....

Follow me then x

Lead the way

Ok. We might be a while x"

Hold on.... I'll get more shots

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

Did you try smoking just after sex too witch doctor guy ?"

Nah the only time I smoke is during sex. Not enough lube. Don’t you just hate the smell of burning rubber?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags

Very good miss bb

Wit aswell as my joint fave eye colour

If your good at the sex thing feel like I've just scored a hat trick at Wembley

I'll ask miss choosy to give you her review

Look forward to it gorgeous ...but prefer not to be on the bench ....more of a star centre forward this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

I wonder why Billy didn't have any mates

That’s a whole different story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Got a little, erm, side tracked...I need a ciggie now!

Meet or wank

Did I? Or can I?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x"

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags

Very good miss bb

Wit aswell as my joint fave eye colour

If your good at the sex thing feel like I've just scored a hat trick at Wembley

I'll ask miss choosy to give you her review

Look forward to it gorgeous ...but prefer not to be on the bench ....more of a star centre forward this one

You might want to put your money on a different game

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x"

That's my thinking x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bloody hell this is where you’re all hiding

Didn't you get the memo?

Nah I stopped smoking in 2008 so think I don’t think I ‘d be on the circulation list

Its a special place for special people

Ah well I’m nowt special

but I still like to hang out with my Smoker mates. Beats being Billy no mates sitting in the pub on my own while they’re all outside having a fag

I wonder why Billy didn't have any mates

That’s a whole different story

I've always wondered

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Got a little, erm, side tracked...I need a ciggie now!

Meet or wank

Did I? Or can I?

Can you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x

That's my thinking x"

Glad we're on the same page x

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x

That's my thinking x

Glad we're on the same page x

I think we most definitely are x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x

That's my thinking x

Glad we're on the same page x

I think we most definitely are x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good idea. We may need to keep hydrated x

Yes, I can imagine we will be needing to replace a lot of lost bodily fluids x"

I can think of a way of replacing body fluids

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

So can I, more shots x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So can I, more shots x

There's still shots left?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey bb love to have a ciggie with you chick

Tried giving up recently getting a little fed up of the cost n health etc

Tried bloody everything patches vapes gum pills willpower..but no good

Decided to try smoking just after sex only

But still on twenty a day

Boom boom

I find the patches are the most effective, put them over your eyes and you can't find your fags

Very good miss bb

Wit aswell as my joint fave eye colour

If your good at the sex thing feel like I've just scored a hat trick at Wembley

I'll ask miss choosy to give you her review

Look forward to it gorgeous ...but prefer not to be on the bench ....more of a star centre forward this one

You might want to put your money on a different game

Boooooo

Turned down by my brown/green eyed girl

* sobbing now

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

"So can I, more shots x

There's still shots left?! "

Damn, they haven't all gone have they? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So can I, more shots x

There's still shots left?!

Damn, they haven't all gone have they? X"

Threads about to close.... thanks for the company you crazy lot, same time next week?

Miss Choosy...... wanna come back to mine for, um, coffee?

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