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"Why does the Irishman wear to condoms.... To be sure, to be sure Sorry....that’s my peak!!!" Think you might have peaked early... | |||
"Knock knock " Who's there? | |||
"Why does the Irishman wear to condoms.... To be sure, to be sure Sorry....that’s my peak!!! Think you might have peaked early... " Probably won’t be the last time a woman says that to me !!! | |||
"Bored. Hungry. Sad and fed up. Aww hugs from me too. Feel bit the same but I ended up making a bite to eat and attempting to cheer self up with some snacks and comedy on TV. " I've got a ready meal in the fridge. And a yogurt. | |||
"Knock knock Who's there?" Harry | |||
"Knock knock Who's there? Harry " Harry who? | |||
"Don’t be sad, come to the lounge bar and have a drink " Think 2 drinks and I'd be pissed | |||
"Bored. Hungry. Sad and fed up. Aww hugs from me too. Feel bit the same but I ended up making a bite to eat and attempting to cheer self up with some snacks and comedy on TV. I've got a ready meal in the fridge. And a yogurt. " Bored, sad, fed up?? You've got a ready meal and a yoghurt. That's an evening of entertainment right there! The fun of popping holes in the plastic, trying not to burn your fingers when you take the plastic off, wondering what the hell it's supposed to be because you can't remember what was on the cardboard outer, and then the yoghurt! That has all the fun of trying to get the lid off without flicking it across the room, plus the sour-milky aftertaste that's best removed with whisky. You have an evening ahead filled with the sort of whimsy and wonder that I have when I'm not dosing my donkeys | |||
"Bored. Hungry. Sad and fed up. " Sending a hug as I'm feeling the same x | |||
"Bored. Hungry. Sad and fed up. " Not a good combination at all Sending positive vibes your way | |||
"Bored. Hungry. Sad and fed up. " Look at it this way, even that is better than the negative alternative, no? xx | |||
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