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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

And you was the opposite sex. What's the first thing you would do?

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Check how big my willy is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Make sam a bacon sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get the sky remote to measure it against my willie

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By *ornylittlesubWoman over a year ago

Grangemouth

"Check how big my willy is"

Then have a play with said "willy".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have a play with my new toy...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I might not notice till i get out of my nightie

Then I just go to cupboard and pull out a dress.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I'd probably go back to sleep...

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By *entileschiWoman over a year ago

Norwich

I'd check out my new equipment

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By *sm81Couple over a year ago

warwickshire

"I'd check out my new equipment "

Definatly this

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'd wish I had bigger boobs.

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By *utsidenakedMan over a year ago

Dorchester

Id ne wondering where they came from and how they arrived

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Head for the veg section of Tesco

Then delete hundreds of messages on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Wake her up and ask if my bum looks big.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And you was the opposite sex. What's the first thing you would do? "

Have a wank obviously

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Finger myself

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