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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A woman asks her husband at breakfast time, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

At lunchtime, she asked him if he would like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "Its really spoiled my need for food."

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie?

Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says, "Would you mind getting off me? I'm bloody starving."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago
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By *am sampsonMan  over a year ago

cwmbran

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You can now get Viagra in a vinaigrette dressing.

Tastes great and the salad tosses itself.

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By *etillanteWoman  over a year ago

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I like

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A bloke is on holiday in Tunisia. As he walks through a bazaar one afternoon a dodgy looking fellow approaches him and offers to sell him Viagra for £100. "No not worth it" "Okay how about £50?" "No not worth it" "Okay" said the seller "How about £20 even £10" "No not worth it" "Listen" said the Arab "These pills are expensive, how can you say they're not worth it" "Oh it's not the pills, mate It's my wife she's not worth it"

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