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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....
Ouch! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....
Ouch! "
My balls ain't that big. They don't droop past my arse anyway? |
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"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....
Ouch! "
Ooooh I didn’t realise this happened! You live and learn  |
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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago
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Once worked with a guy who somehow managed to twist them then sit on them. Tries to push 2 plums up a 1 plum hole. We were travelling up to Scotland for a week's adventurous training.
Looked in agony, think he bruised himself. We were heading for a night out in Dundee that night and had to put him in a taxi by 9 as he was stood with one hand on the bar, head down, other hand down his pants comfort cupping himself while crying...
Watching him try and put a climbing harness on the day after was hilarious |
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"You accidentally sit down on your own balls in a public place say on the metro... You yelp in pain and try to hide the pain but people are looking and thinking what hell's he doing? ....
Ouch!
Ooooh I didn’t realise this happened! You live and learn "
Neither did I...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't claim to feel your pain OP, but if it makes you feel at all better, it hurts like fuck when I caught a flap in a zip while going commando.
I just winced at that  "
I certainly didn't tickle, I cried a bit. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Once worked with a guy who somehow managed to twist them then sit on them. Tries to push 2 plums up a 1 plum hole. We were travelling up to Scotland for a week's adventurous training.
Looked in agony, think he bruised himself. We were heading for a night out in Dundee that night and had to put him in a taxi by 9 as he was stood with one hand on the bar, head down, other hand down his pants comfort cupping himself while crying...
Watching him try and put a climbing harness on the day after was hilarious "
oh no not the twist... I've had that happen had to have an operation to untwist them.... Worst pain ever..... |
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