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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

What question would you ask to lighten the forum mood ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Batmobile or a DeLorean with a fully functioning Flux Capacitor?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

If you were a biscuit what would you be ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Batmobile or a DeLorean with a fully functioning Flux Capacitor?"

Oh darling the De Lorean

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you were a biscuit what would you be ? "

It's clear I am a Garibaldi ......... what munch are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does your belly button smell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you fart, does it explode or slip out on a carpet slipper and gas everyone to death?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

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"Does your belly button smell? "

It has no nose

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you were a biscuit what would you be ? "

Raisin and biscuit Yorkie....not technically a biscuit but

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Inny or outty? Has that been done recently?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"When you fart, does it explode or slip out on a carpet slipper and gas everyone to death?

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By *bi HaiveMan over a year ago
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Cheeseville, Somerset

Instant whip or Angel delight?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

People fart ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can dogs look up??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

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"Instant whip or Angel delight?

Obvs ! Doh .....! Aynjul Deelyte innit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why does your nose run but your feet smell?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cock farts

Can you do it

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

"If you were a biscuit what would you be ?

It's clear I am a Garibaldi ......... what munch are you ?"

I think I'd be a jammy mallow, with the coconut sprinkles, soft and squishy with a sweet centre but a tough biscuit base.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People fart ??"

Even the Queen of England ... Phil told me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why does your nose run but your feet smell?"

Cos you're upside down

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"If you were a biscuit what would you be ?

It's clear I am a Garibaldi ......... what munch are you ?

I think I'd be a jammy mallow, with the coconut sprinkles, soft and squishy with a sweet centre but a tough biscuit base.

Nah ...... Woman ...... the bottoms on them are soffffffft

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None of the above because it not real on the web it all fun and games only lately..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Custard Cream

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

You have fingertips.

You don't have toe tips.

But you can tip toe

But not tip finger..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d offer rum

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By *electableDalliancesCouple over a year ago

leeds

"If you were a biscuit what would you be ?

It's clear I am a Garibaldi ......... what munch are you ?

I think I'd be a jammy mallow, with the coconut sprinkles, soft and squishy with a sweet centre but a tough biscuit base.

Nah ...... Woman ...... the bottoms on them are soffffffft "

Yeah you got me, I'm a pushover

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Oi! I posted one. I know I've been away but I'm not invisible. Am I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"People fart ??

Even the Queen of England ... Phil told me

I know one of the policeman who is stationed at Sandringham and he's heard her fart while playing with the corgis outside.

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