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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

What is your first thought?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m fat lol

If you are not happy with how you look, then change it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘These fucking tits aren’t even worth it, this is agony’

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By *aven RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Depends, is it first thing in the morning or have I just got ready to go out?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman over a year ago

Rhyl

Yo mo fo

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

Who the fuck is that standing behind me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My god, I’ve had an electric shock again in my sleep

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thank god for makeup

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do I need to put my hair up before I walk out of the door.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't look in a mirror every day.

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By *orksRockerMan over a year ago

Bradford

"Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

Same!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I look like shit!

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF) over a year ago

PDI GRAN CANARIA

I reflect on the fact their is no reflection.

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I look like shit!"

There’s something wrong with your mirror

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By *litterbabeWoman over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Why can I not find a window and mirror cleaner that does not streak?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Also recently and it’s never really bothered me before but I’m studying my bloody eye wrinkles!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well hello gorgeous haha obviously I don't have a mirror the house

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hey! Great hair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’m fat lol

If you are not happy with how you look, then change it "

Just more curious what others think of themselves haha.

I look and think... I'll be fitter, healthier and happier soon... Smile and then go out and have the best day I can.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I look like shit!

There’s something wrong with your mirror"

Without the slap on I feel I do!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am looking old and I hate my nose

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Hey! Great hair! "

Your mirror is too low, but yes you do have wonderful pubes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hot damn.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've covered all my mirrors so I don't have to face that prospect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why is Keither Sutherland in my Mirror.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I avoid mirrors as much as possible x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm A Vampire no reflection lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My nose hair needs a comb

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need a shave. I only look at it in the morning..

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By *lceeWoman over a year ago

Leeds

‘I thought I looked better than that today.’

Too tired these days

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

eh,,im quite content with my looks most of the time

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By *ay123mailMan over a year ago

Seaham

(Week or two without shaving) ffs you look like a hobo.

(freshly shaved) omg i look 12

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m starting to look like my father......

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By *anther and gothic angelCouple over a year ago

fairy land

Don't look too bad for my age

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan over a year ago

Northampton

Good grief

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By *DFL6828Man over a year ago

Leicester

Cutting the sugar out was a good move...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Candyman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The weight is going down but I still got a fat gut.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Very good looking guy with nice lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

This. Miss that film so much. Might have to plan a rewatch sometime. Yeah man.

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By *.gerri.xTV/TS over a year ago

North west

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

Cool runnings

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

Your not old...man up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

Your not old...man up

Last time he did that a lady lost an eye

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

I see a middle aged woman staring back, how the fuck did I get old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need to get my eyebrows done

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"I need to get my eyebrows done"

A monobrow keeps the rain out better

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I need to get my eyebrows done"

Motorboat

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'Hey ~ How you doing?' Like Joey from Friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Don't worry, George Clooney gets away with it so why can't I?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Usually, I should probably put a hat on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Why can I not find a window and mirror cleaner that does not streak?"

Wash with a very dilute solution of washing up liquid and water, then use vinegar on a newspaper.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So that's what insomnia looks like.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Very good looking guy with nice lips"

Do you kiss the mirror?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Usually, I should probably put a hat on. "

Not many people suit a sombrero, but it really works on you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thank god for makeup"

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

I don't remember how I got that scar.

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By *sm81Couple over a year ago

warwickshire

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

Love this from the film

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/02/19 20:05:45]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that a wrinkle?

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Where did I put my tweezers?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Is that a winkie?

I don’t know, is it?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"Where did I put my tweezers? "

I think the same before having a wank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that a winkie?

I don’t know, is it?

I had to look at what I wrote then, you sod

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't like what I see and my god I got old

Avoid mirrors

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

How do I still look so bloody young and cute?

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By *dam1971Man over a year ago

Bedford

"How do I still look so bloody young and cute? "

Because you printed off my picture and glued it to your mirror

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a mess

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"How do I still look so bloody young and cute? "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now signal

Now manoeuvre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm who's that gorgeous beast. It's me obviously.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

It depends. If I've just come back from swimming I think "what the hell happened to my hair!?"

Otherwise I don't really think anything.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old"

Nah. I would

. (After a few too many gins)

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By *wisted999Man over a year ago

North Bucks

Handsome bastard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Old

You’re not old

I look old

Nah. I would

. (After a few too many gins) "

I would. Without gin

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello handsome.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Aaaaaaaaargh! Horror! I try to avoid looking in the mirror besides when i'm doing my hair and make up. It works for me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

You bastard, I was gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I see pride

I see power

I see a bad ass mother who dont take crap from nobody

Say again

I see pride i see power

I see a bad ass muther who dont take crap from nobody

You bastard, I was gonna say that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Is everything still intact and working!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

OMG there’s an orange gonk in the mirror.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Wow......what's not to love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Now signal

Now manoeuvre

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He reminds me of someone!

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By *illyjohnyCouple over a year ago

brighton

AARRH who the fuck is that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't look in the mirror... Every time I do the bugger breaks I'm that ugly.

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By *om and JennieCouple over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"What is your first thought? "

Fuck. I do look like my mother. Not good

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Hey! Great hair! "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

God I look gd x ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Some of these replies have been really interesting to read. Thanks so far

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I generally bust some dance moves to amuse myself.

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By *vcarolTV/TS over a year ago

kilmarnockish

Ones I can remember:

Arrrgghh! Hair looks like shit

Omg who is that!

Dirty stop out!

That’s skirts wrong

Omg fookin hot!!

Please.... let a hole swallow me up

Yip, nailed it!!

And finally....

Omg!! Shit!!! You whore you!!! Next time, remove the stains before you go into the shop!!!!

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By *ot-AshMan over a year ago

London

I could do with a hair cut...

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By *ay19720Man over a year ago

Ashford kent

"What is your first thought? "

I want to be ironman..

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman over a year ago

South Dub

"Oh, god. That's not what I look like in my head x

Totally this lol

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By *HaRiFMan over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"What is your first thought? "

Feck I've aged badly

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Still got it

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By *xelf787Man over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

I think not bad for my age need better abs!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just need a shave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's ok,could have been worse

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Hey! Great hair!

Me too

I have total hair envy beautiful lady

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By *irginieWoman over a year ago

Near Marlborough

"Hey! Great hair!

Me too

I have total hair envy beautiful lady

Mwah. You too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

First thought? Thankful for filters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try to avoid it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm ginger...I have no reflection

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

Omg I'm so old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhhhh mirror, runaway, hide.. Its all fake news

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh look there's me...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chicken rice.

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

How you doin’!?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I try not to look lol.

When i do i don't hate myself or anything but i do think meh.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think Damn you mirror!

That's not what I look like in my head!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What is your first thought? "

Urgh......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yuk...so old

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That I am getting old, there are bags under my eyes and I generally don’t feel like ‘me’ lol.

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I'm asking him to change his ways

And no message could have been any clearer

If you want to make the world a better place

Take a look at yourself, and then make a change

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm ginger...I have no reflection"

No soul.

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By *naswingdressWoman over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I'm starting with the man in the mirror

I'm asking him to change his ways

And no message could have been any clearer

If you want to make the world a better place

Take a look at yourself, and then make a change"

Make a... change.

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By *morous twosomeCouple over a year ago

Northeast

I need to lose weight.....Lose a few lbs.....still need to lose weigh

eats cake .....One vicious circle

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