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`Silly valentines rhymes. - Have fun
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Rhymes that you'll not find in the card shops. I'm sure you can have fun writing more
I'm your rampant stud
You're my willing tart
I love you so much
With your legs apart
This valentines’ poem
Is sent from the heart
The sentiment’s sweet
Unlike the smell of your fart
Your pussy's divine
Your juices so sweet
It's a pity the smell’s
not the same from your feet
It's valentines day
When lovers write verse
But there's no sex tonight
It's the monthly curse
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over a year ago
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I'd send you a card without hesitation,
I'd even make a hotel reservation,
I'd buy you a necklace as a special treat,
But I know the Mrs will find the receipt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roses are red,
violets are red,
daffodils are red,
Carnations are red,
Tulips are red,
Snowdrops are red,
Primroses are red......the result of a sustained knife attack at the florist... |
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Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts go up
Pants go down
Body to body, skin to skin
When it’s stiff stick it in
The longer it’s in
The stronger it gets
It goes in dry and comes out wet
It comes out dripping and starts to sag
It’s not what you think....
It’s a teabag |
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