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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"
My husband  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Finish original
Can I bring my dishes round please Nora 
Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher "
No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finish original
Can I bring my dishes round please Nora
Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher
No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead "
Sounds good to me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Finish original
Can I bring my dishes round please Nora
Can you bring a man too coz you have to be married to have a dishwasher
No, I’m not married, been there, seen it , done it. I’ll bring a case of Prosecco instead
Sounds good to me "
Just packing my dishes up, on my way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough? "
In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.
It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.
We'll even let people from council estates have a say.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough?
In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.
It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.
We'll even let people from council estates have a say.
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Such empowering words. So wise.
After all that I don't have a dishwasher. Still. It's nice you're letting council estate folk have a voice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Do you have to be married married or is engaged enough?
In the old Fairy tv ads, not only did you have to be married but you had to be white, middle-class and preferably blonde too.
It's time we dragged dishwashing into the modern age. Everyone with a dishwasher is allowed to vote.
We'll even let people from council estates have a say.
Such empowering words. So wise.
After all that I don't have a dishwasher. Still. It's nice you're letting council estate folk have a voice. "
Being a product of such an environment, it would be rude not to.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds."
I feel like a new photo set coming up! |
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I’m the only one fully qualified to load our dishwasher correctly in our house. I can vouch for Fairy platinum too but only buy them when on special offer, as they’re quite expensive normally. Have yet to find anything that can remove scrambled egg though. How rock n roll do I sound? Shoot me now 
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"I’m the only one fully qualified to load our dishwasher correctly in our house. I can vouch for Fairy platinum too but only buy them when on special offer, as they’re quite expensive normally. Have yet to find anything that can remove scrambled egg though. How rock n roll do I sound? Shoot me now
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Scrambled egg and porridge are my dishwasher emptying nemesis ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wash, scrub and polish for a very reasonable fee. Could even do it wearing nothing but an apron and marigolds.
That explains a lot "
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"
Mine likes to take vitamins |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don't have a dishwasher in my opinion I feel that only people with a few kids should have them.
As there is only 2 people in my dwelling my hands are just right for the job |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?"
lol Great question!
I use wilkos own lemon tablets |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?
lol Great question!
I use wilkos own lemon tablets "
I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.
I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?
lol Great question!
I use wilkos own lemon tablets
I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.
I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know."
I see Wilko as the modern Woolworths.
*Not married and don't have a dishwasher.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It's always the married men under scrutiny round here lately but in the interests sexual equality and under not attempt to claim the moral high ground, I would just like to ask:
What are your favourite dishwasher tablets?
lol Great question!
I use wilkos own lemon tablets
I remember when Wilko had its uses, now it doesn't know whether it wants to be Poundland or Dunhelm Mill.
I just thought I'd throw that out there. Those who know, know.
I see Wilko as the modern Woolworths.
*Not married and don't have a dishwasher.
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Until somebody starts selling generic football kits in red or blue with matching socks and white shorts, there will never be another Woolworths. |
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