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Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
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A team of muzzled zombies, with the advantage you wouldn't have to feed them - though they'd probably have to be replaced regularly as bits of them dropped off or disintegrated due to ongoing putrefaction! |
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"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
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Haha . Are you on that medicinal herb stuff ??  |
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over a year ago
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Even though diesel is usally the first fuel source to run dry in times in a fuel shortage. We'd only commandeer diesel cars and run'em on bio fuels vegetable oils, white spirts, etc
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Well I've got horses so I'm sorted but I've also a big stoopid dog so the kids can have their own cart and I don't have to listen to their constant bitching |
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I'm going with not having a cart which would be an easy target for other survivors, I'd carry everything I needed when on the move in a Bergen and webbing, until I found a perfect spot to occupy and fortify  |
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over a year ago
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"A Prius... Fact I'd rather be eaten by zombies than drive a Prius
John  "
There's be no spare Priuses left as the survivors living in London would have foraged them all. Londoners LOVE a good Prius... |
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There will be plenty of electric cars about that you will be able to plug in to charge at the gullible peoples houses who were conned into having solar panels fitted.
As a bonus the owners of the above will have been the first to be eaten as they would have gone out to ask what all the noise is about! Oh and they will have left the keys on a hook rack in the hall.  |
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You forget that bio-fuels will be researched further by non-zombie scientists to allow for dead zombies to be converted into a bio fuel to run converted vehicles. |
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"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh
I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead "
The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.
Goats are hardy and can eat anything.
Goats are cool. |
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"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh
I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead
The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.
Goats are hardy and can eat anything.
Goats are cool."
Yeah, but they have weird eyes  |
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"The fact that horses are gone but no-one is interested in the goats made me laugh
I wouldn’t have a cart I’d just get me bike out the shed and ride that around instead
The horses succumbed early to equine flu and the carrot famine.
Goats are hardy and can eat anything.
Goats are cool."
They taste good too ( in an emergency obvs) |
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"I'll pull your cart for you. Easy with the whipping though 
How fast can you gallop?"
3mph. I can almost feel the wind in my hair just thinking about it |
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I'd fit a cage on extended braces so that it was suspended 12 feet in front of the cart, pay a nymphomaniac and a bloke with veris that all sang his praises about repeating in the currency of oysters and viagra to shag in said cage all day long.
Then I'd dress the zombies in white towels, harness them up between the cage and the cart and they'd pull the cart as they shuffled silently forward in the direction of the cage, wanking as they went.
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"Even though diesel is usally the first fuel source to run dry in times in a fuel shortage. We'd only commandeer diesel cars and run'em on bio fuels vegetable oils, white spirts, etc
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And then you've got battery powered vehicles which can take a charge from solar panels mounted right to the body of the car.
(See the fully charged Channel on you tube. The guy who played Kryton in Red Dwarf is in it. ) |
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"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
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I’d use people |
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By *cott73Man
over a year ago
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"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
I’d use people "
I'll volunteer! |
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"A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies.
We will have eaten all the bovines. "
Aww not my Oxy. Ill dress him up as a goat. |
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"Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking. "
I agree. Just pop to Halford plent of inner tubes. Few spare tyres and chains etc and off you go.  |
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6 zombies ( wearing JUICY Trackies) in harness with a large birdcage attached to the cart via an intricate scaffolding system that hangs just in front of the zombies and allows for movement to the right an left
Placed in the cage on a rotational basis will be members of the travelling whorehouse who whilst providing the proverbial carrot to the entrapped members of the zombie horde shall also advertise the services of themselves and other members through a megaphone. |
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I'd get a Rivian R1T pickup. Find a place that you can secure like a warehouse. While out gathering supplies get solar panels and wind turbines etc. Everything you need to generate enough electricity to charge you're car. Don't know how it works but it could be done. There won't be youtube but the library will have something. |
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[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.
Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!! |
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"A good sturdy oxon with those vicious pointy horns for spearing rogue zombies.
We will have eaten all the bovines.
Aww not my Oxy. Ill dress him up as a goat. "
We will sniff out the beef. |
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"4 sissy subs in some pretty lingerie.
If they are good boys I'll get them somen of those horse tail but plugs. "
Am moving to Edinburgh
Wind power kites or sails |
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"[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.
Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!!"
You can carry the bike on your back and it will act like a shield... |
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"[]Genuine question- why do you so rarely see people in any sort of post-apocalyptic using bicycles? Quiet, plentiful supply, much faster than walking.
Wouldnt be much off a film if everyone could keep escaping lol, and ya can't ride a bicycle up stairs either classic flaw in any successful horror!!
You can carry the bike on your back and it will act like a shield... "
You would be wedged in the stair well. A good sacrifice for all your pals running off infront of you though |
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"I'm immune to the 28 weeks later zombie virus
I knew I'd see this comment on this thread xx ya sexy zombie virus avoiding lady xxxx"
I reckon I'd have to go into hiding before scientists tried to experiment on me |
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"I'm still going with goats.
With a couple of ones with big horns at the front to butt any marauding zombies out of the way.
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Have you tried making goats milk in your kettle..right up your street !  |
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"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
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I’m thinking trap some zombies tie them to the cart and use I fishing line in front with meat on to make them go or catch a non human tie them ahead of zombies so have two zombies ????? and a human to pull cart |
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"Right so after the zombie apocalypse we will have no cars (once the petrol has run out) and will have to go back to travelling by cart.
There won't be enough horses to go round ( unless you count zombie horses) so what would you choose to pull your cart?
I'm going with goats.
I’m thinking trap some zombies tie them to the cart and use I fishing line in front with meat on to make them go or catch a non human tie them ahead of zombies so have two zombies ????? and a human to pull cart"
Good luck with that! |
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