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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?  "
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...  |
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand... "
Did you wear it down to a nub?  |
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...
Did you wear it down to a nub? "
That's what I tell people. No, shark attack... |
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand... "
Perhaps try another event then?
How about muff diving. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...
Perhaps try another event then?
How about muff diving."
No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off. |
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...
Perhaps try another event then?
How about muff diving.
No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off. "
I'm hoping you're still talking about your finger here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If wanking was an Olympic sport would you be gold, silver or bronze?
Is it the Paralympics?
It would be with me, my little finger is missing on my wanking hand...
Perhaps try another event then?
How about muff diving.
No I'll compete with the full handed people. I don't let it get in the way. Although it did when it was permanently bent at 90°. O e of the reasons I had it chopped off.
I'm hoping you're still talking about your finger here."
Oh god yeah... what a thought!  |
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"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.
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I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want? |
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"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.
I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want? "
Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton... |
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"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.
I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want?
Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton..."
Who said anything about batons?  |
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"I'd say I used to be gold, but I've been lazy and not got out of training so probably back down to silver.
I'll compete in the mixed events with you if you want?
Wank relay? Don't forget to let go of the baton...
Who said anything about batons? "
I was thinking more like you'd have to wank each other off...  |
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I used to wank myself stupid. Now I save it up a bit more, live with higher levels of frustration and wait for more opportune moments for more intense experiences, rather than blowing my load a few times a day  |
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