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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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As we all know some women like a guy with a beard and some obviously don't.....
So met an absolute stunner today at MOTD cupids but wasn't interested because of beard ( yeah could of been a polite way of saying fuck off not interested ) anyway me being me i believe it's because of the beard as she said....
The question now being would you shave the beard to get a bird?? Remember she is a stunner.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd never have a full on beard, probably because my Dad was a hippy, so for me I associate it with old blokes lol! But past a long stubble, getting towards short beard territory is a look I've grown to like on myself?
Mind even at it's longest I could buzz it down to stubble or whip it off altogether and have it back in 2 weeks, so it's probably less of a sacrifice ha! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As we all know some women like a guy with a beard and some obviously don't.....
So met an absolute stunner today at MOTD cupids but wasn't interested because of beard ( yeah could of been a polite way of saying fuck off not interested ) anyway me being me i believe it's because of the beard as she said....
The question now being would you shave the beard to get a bird?? Remember she is a stunner...."
Would I fuck! There's only one person I shave my beard off for. Everyone else will have to wait till I want to take it off. Stunner, or not. |
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Probably not. Unless they'd promised beforehand they'd shag me if I shaved it off. End of the day, it's there for a reason; I look better with it than without. Out of all my facial features, my jawline is my least favourite. Plus, I have super-sensitive skin and shaving causes me to get folliculitis, ingrowing hairs and all manner of other annoyances. Oh yeah, shaving consumables are an overpriced scam n' all... |
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"Women are expected to shave their legs armpits in the prime areas surely you could shave your chin for her"
I don't 'expect' that at all. Her decision if she wants to pursue a depilation program or not. As far as. I'm concerned the whole paradigm is an artificial construct to make money for Messrs Wilkinson and Gillette. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only if she dyed her hair red and got bigger boobs.
Why change our appearance to satisfy just one person? If they are shallow enough to let a beard get in between her and fun then she’s not worth it.
Simples. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As we all know some women like a guy with a beard and some obviously don't.....
So met an absolute stunner today at MOTD cupids but wasn't interested because of beard ( yeah could of been a polite way of saying fuck off not interested ) anyway me being me i believe it's because of the beard as she said....
The question now being would you shave the beard to get a bird?? Remember she is a stunner...."
Never change yourself for someone else to like you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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What if she didn't fancy you without the beard? Personally I would never change something I liked about myself. For everyone's no there's another persons yes. |
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"Only if she dyed her hair red and got bigger boobs.
Why change our appearance to satisfy just one person? If they are shallow enough to let a beard get in between her and fun then she’s not worth it.
Simples. "
Ah ... makes me grateful that I live with a natural red head with natural curves |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes agreed... this was obviously the dilemma... bit then thinking it takes about 2 weeks to grow again "
If you click on reply and quote the response will go to the right person OP |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not shaving ma goatee off nor unplaiting ma pubes for any woman!
P.s. OP, define "stunner" 
A girl with a taser?
W.Pc. Wilcox then?  "
A1 body... amazing ass... good looking ... nice personality |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"#desperate
Lol far from it... just she is HOT!!!
But what about the next hot tottie that comes along? She may like beards, then what? "
I am lucky if so as it grows back quick.... I have a shave in the morning and a 5 o'clock shadow after 5 mins lol |
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"#desperate
Lol far from it... just she is HOT!!!"
Not that far from it though. If she said she likes blondes would you dye your hair?
If she said she liked fat dudes would you pile on the pounds.
Changing your appearance for a fuck is desperate. |
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You think Freddie mercury lay on his death bed thinking "Oh, I wish I'd never had all that sex.."? Did he fuck! Shave the beard, fuck the bird. If you want pay back, jizz in the fussy bitch's hair... you don't want to be on your death bed thinking "If only id have shaved my beard, i could have fucked that stunner...". |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"#desperate
Lol far from it... just she is HOT!!!
Not that far from it though. If she said she likes blondes would you dye your hair?
If she said she liked fat dudes would you pile on the pounds.
Changing your appearance for a fuck is desperate. "
Yeah sorry totally disagree with you... no would not dye my hair only blonde women gave more fun...
No wouldn't put weight on for a fuck that would be silly as it would not set a good example for the kids I coach at boxing...
And it's a fucking beard!!! Even though I like it I love pussy more and she is HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!
if I get a knock back well fuck it I can always go blonde  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Does the beard define you? "
Hmmmmmm.... I like the question... not really sure.. I kind of like the cave man look and often get called a fucking neanderthal ( compliment or not I like it lol ) so yeah maybe it defines me.... I like her more than the beard though lol what a dilemma  |
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"#desperate
Lol far from it... just she is HOT!!!
Not that far from it though. If she said she likes blondes would you dye your hair?
If she said she liked fat dudes would you pile on the pounds.
Changing your appearance for a fuck is desperate.
Yeah sorry totally disagree with you... no would not dye my hair only blonde women gave more fun...
No wouldn't put weight on for a fuck that would be silly as it would not set a good example for the kids I coach at boxing...
And it's a fucking beard!!! Even though I like it I love pussy more and she is HOT!!! HOT!!! HOT!!!
if I get a knock back well fuck it I can always go blonde "
It's only fucking hair... Why is that different to a fucking beard? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not like you can't grow it back. If you carry on seeing her and let it grow, she might even come to like it
Unless she's one of those people who says they love licking a nice shaved area and then suddenly develop amnesia. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I wouldn't shave it off at all. Next she will be telling you what to wear and when who you can talk to LOL. Keep the beard it rocks.
PS - did she promise you deepthroat anal? If so get rid
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wouldn't shave it off at all. Next she will be telling you what to wear and when who you can talk to LOL. Keep the beard it rocks.
PS - did she promise you deepthroat anal? If so get rid
JB "
Haha haha if only |
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"You look like a pretty furry guy, what if after the beards gone she doesn't like the chest rug, or wants your balls smooth like two boiled eggs in your pants ... where does the madness end ? "
You know he's got a pair of pink pyjamas to wow the ladies  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You look like a pretty furry guy, what if after the beards gone she doesn't like the chest rug, or wants your balls smooth like two boiled eggs in your pants ... where does the madness end ? "
Yeah more than pretty furry tbh... I have shaved chest etc in past and dick never the balls....
Don't mind the shaving... it's very interesting to some of replies this question is getting.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You look like a pretty furry guy, what if after the beards gone she doesn't like the chest rug, or wants your balls smooth like two boiled eggs in your pants ... where does the madness end ?
You know he's got a pair of pink pyjamas to wow the ladies "
They are not pink they are cerise with unicorns |
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"You look like a pretty furry guy, what if after the beards gone she doesn't like the chest rug, or wants your balls smooth like two boiled eggs in your pants ... where does the madness end ?
You know he's got a pair of pink pyjamas to wow the ladies
They are not pink they are cerise with unicorns "
Ah, all is forgiven then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op are you line those play dough men from the eighties that as son as kids cut their hair they cranked a handle and it grew again lol"
Yeah that's me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I would ask her what she thinks of body hair.
I stopped shaving my pubic hair for a couple of reasons, and I always ask if men are ok with it.
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The body hair was fine... it was the fact she didn't want to kiss the beard or feel it on her inner thigh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No not at all.
Like my tattoes my beard is part of who I am and my identity I was asked to shave it off my one couple if we wanted to meet them.
We did not meet them. We want to play with people who like us for us and that means beard and all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"No not at all.
Like my tattoes my beard is part of who I am and my identity I was asked to shave it off my one couple if we wanted to meet them.
We did not meet them. We want to play with people who like us for us and that means beard and all "
Yeah get it thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As we all know some women like a guy with a beard and some obviously don't.....
So met an absolute stunner today at MOTD cupids but wasn't interested because of beard ( yeah could of been a polite way of saying fuck off not interested ) anyway me being me i believe it's because of the beard as she said....
The question now being would you shave the beard to get a bird?? Remember she is a stunner...."
It depends on why you have a beard. Is it because you feel like you can't be arsed to shave, or is it because you really like having a beard and feel comfortable that way? If it's the latter I would say be yourself and keep the beard. Don't change for anyone! Do you look massively different without a beard? Some people can but others not so much. If that as her sole reason for turning you down I would say find people who appreciate youe look. Even if she was a "stunner" I'm sure there are others out there who like a beard.
Someone I met, who I later told i was worried I hadn't made an effort for told me they prefer no make up and jeans and trainers and that they would have preferred me that way. That isn't how i dress and if they can't accept me they aren't worthy of meeting. Look for people who accept you as you are. |
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