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So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please  |
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over a year ago
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"Just saying if this was a guy posting this he'd get heckled and laughed at
Hope you're ok though im expecting a few titters"
I read that as titties 
Hope you're ok tho, it's a pretty impressive attempt! X |
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"This is one of my fears, so I take my phone into the bathroom with me and put it on the floor on a towel.
My sympathies, you must be hurting bad."
had a right bollocking of my my mum its the reason her and jay wouldnt let me have a glass screen. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Bathmat ?....."
Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS 
Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious  ) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.
I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though |
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"Bathmat ?.....
Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS
Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious ) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.
I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though "
no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath didnt even feel myself go |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Bathmat ?.....
Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS
Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious ) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.
I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath didnt even feel myself go"
You have to spoil all my mental images don't you?! |
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"Bathmat ?.....
Yeah, the "oldies shop" does rubberized ones with suction pads on the bottom that might help DS
Seriously, sorry to hear it, and hope you're ok - if you were blacked out (Can't use the other word starting unc- and ending -oncious ) for any length of time at all, it's probably best to get checked out - better to be safe than sorry.
I do have this slapstick image in my head of you treading on a bar of soap though no soap incolved one minute i was ok next upside down other end of the bath didnt even feel myself go
You have to spoil all my mental images don't you?! "
sorry keep that image |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please "
And the judge scores are
3.2 3.1 3.4 3
No gold for screwing the dismount
Get well soon, I'm sure all your fab friends are thinking of you. |
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"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age
If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff "
Works for stanner |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Take a virtual hug. I did this, but at the gym. Had a workout followed by a shower and sauna and another shower. As I stepped out I faijted and face planted the floor. I got a cut over one eye and a mild concussion. No idea how I got the sore arse though..  |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
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"Maybe it's time to consider one of those walk in bath things - you'll find them in your latest SAGA magazine very funny i might get a discount at my grand old age
If you get a stairlift fitted at the same time it's 50% off I believe you seem to know an awful lot about this kind of stuff "
Cos it was you I did some Googling  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I really feel for you, I’ve done something very similar which ended up with me on a dark street on my own on the floor after fainting (yes I was sober!) needing facial stitches, CTscan and in a hell of a lot of pain 
It sounds like you were lucky! Take care and rest up x |
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Jesus, ouch! My mate did similiar, but hit side of the bath and then the wash basin on the way down, broke three ribs!
As others have said, if you blacked out you're best getting checked out.
Hope you are ok x |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please "
Sending lots of hugs xxx |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please "
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!! 
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!! |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!! "
ouch ouch and ouch you can share this thread with me |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!! ouch ouch and ouch you can share this thread with me"
Thank you, I really need to be spooned and my hair stroked lol!  |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please "
Did you go to hospital? Being out colc for that long is a pretty bad sign.
Seriously we cant say un concious? |
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"This is one of my fears, so I take my phone into the bathroom with me and put it on the floor on a towel.
My sympathies, you must be hurting bad."
Get one of the newer Samsung's i bring it i to the shower with me ^_^ |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
Did you go to hospital? Being out colc for that long is a pretty bad sign.
Seriously we cant say un concious?"
it wasnt long but i have spoke to a doctor now |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!! "
Ouch! Did it die laughing?
Sorry couldn't resist
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!
Ouch! Did it die laughing?
Sorry couldn't resist
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!! "
did you squash it when you fell over lol |
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"So yesterday i fell over in the shower. I didnt just fall i did like a somersault. knocked myself out for a couple of seconds stood up to get out and fuck me i fell out of it. No serious injuries but my right side is all bruised and my right shoulder hurts. Sympathy please
I can go one better, how about empathy? I built a barrier to keep the mouse out of my bedroom - tripped over it at midnight and went a total purler - barked my shins, bruised my sternum and now have a black toe as well!!
After all that, finally found the mouse this afternoon - dead, IN my room!!!
Ouch! Did it die laughing?
Sorry couldn't resist
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Hoping you're on the mend |
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