Roses are red

By *good-being-bad OP Man over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Violets sre blue

Its valentines day thursday

Whats the plans for you ?

By *etite HandfulWoman over a year ago

Chester

Its commercialised rubbish do we really need just one day a year to express affection for others.

By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'll be putting a large bag under the letterbox to catch the hundreds of cards I'll be getting.

Or as normally happens, no cards and a cry wank.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roses are Red,

they cost too much,

my bell end is red,

I blame thrush.

By *ed-monkeyCouple over a year ago

Hailsham

"Its commercialised rubbish do we really need just one day a year to express affection for others. "

Definitely this

The only advantage we've found is the meal for 2 offers at M&S or Waitrose

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm being taken out to a country pub in the evening