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"One can't move when one has it.
But how come women can? "
Women are stronger than men. Especially the ones who can broke a watermelon in halves with tits or thighs |
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Had it last week and still did full weeks work then had an easy weekend to let body recover. Real flu is a bitch and a half wouldn't be arsed to get out of bed for £50 note on the floor. |
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"It's been proved it's worse than Lady Flu . Some Sciencey people have proved it , so there 
I want to see this evidence! "
I read it yonks ago in some report . I cant be arsed to look it up tbh , but it is a fact so pppffftttt  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's been proved it's worse than Lady Flu . Some Sciencey people have proved it , so there
I want to see this evidence! I read it yonks ago in some report . I cant be arsed to look it up tbh , but it is a fact so pppffftttt "
I'm a scientist and can confirm this  |
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"So if you have man flu and got get a meet on here would you still go? "
Hell no, if you've got man flu you can't even walk,make a sandwich or a cup of tea no sugar lots of milk. |
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"So if you have man flu and got get a meet on here would you still go? "
No of course not. Man Flu is a debilitating condition that renders all men to be bedridden for at least a month , and our penises retire for the duration !!
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"It's a serious condition, not to be taken in jest!
But, how do women manage with woman flu? "
We moan about things like childbirth, we can't possibly understand the depth of suffering of even man sniffles. |
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"So if you have man flu and got get a meet on here would you still go? No of course not. Man Flu is a debilitating condition that renders all men to be bedridden for at least a month , and our penises retire for the duration !!"
Thats pushing it a bit!  |
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"So if you have man flu and got get a meet on here would you still go? No of course not. Man Flu is a debilitating condition that renders all men to be bedridden for at least a month , and our penises retire for the duration !!"
I can concur this as I offered hubby a BJ lastnight and he said no and went to bed to die! |
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"So if you have man flu and got get a meet on here would you still go? No of course not. Man Flu is a debilitating condition that renders all men to be bedridden for at least a month , and our penises retire for the duration !!
I can concur this as I offered hubby a BJ lastnight and he said no and went to bed to die! "
Point proven  |
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I am actually starting yo get some sort of lurgy,my nose keeps producing lots of mucous and it's blocked up ad I keep sneezing, I don't think it's man flu yet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One can't move when one has it.
But how come women can?
Because women don't get manflu.
They get ordinary flu or at worst, woman flu. Neither of which are as debilitating as manflu.
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The big question is can they still cook with woman flu? |
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"One can't move when one has it.
But how come women can?
Because women don't get manflu.
They get ordinary flu or at worst, woman flu. Neither of which are as debilitating as manflu.
The big question is can they still cook with woman flu? "
I tend to provide the same level of care that's provided to me when I'm ill. Sometimes that means cold baked beans in a bowl and a bottle of water. |
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"One can't move when one has it.
But how come women can?
Because women don't get manflu.
They get ordinary flu or at worst, woman flu. Neither of which are as debilitating as manflu.
The big question is can they still cook with woman flu?
I tend to provide the same level of care that's provided to me when I'm ill. Sometimes that means cold baked beans in a bowl and a bottle of water. "
Sounds delish |
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"One can't move when one has it.
But how come women can?
Because women don't get manflu.
They get ordinary flu or at worst, woman flu. Neither of which are as debilitating as manflu.
The big question is can they still cook with woman flu? "
As long as I get a samwigge and a cuppa I'm good.
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By (user no longer on site)
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In a recent scientific study I’ve just made up, testosterone actually AMPLIFIES the flu virus, where as oestrogen acts as a suppresent. So yes, man flu is worse ... |
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Influenza is a condition that mainly affects the respiratory system. Muscles are fed by oxygenated blood and become more prone to aching and cramps when deprived of sufficient oxygen. In general, men have a higher muscle mass than women. Make of that what you will. |
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"Influenza is a condition that mainly affects the respiratory system. Muscles are fed by oxygenated blood and become more prone to aching and cramps when deprived of sufficient oxygen. In general, men have a higher muscle mass than women. Make of that what you will."
That's it proven then
I have a feeling i've got it coming on, should be full blown by about 2.30pm on Friday when the local has a pint of Batham's and a Ham Cob on offer at £3.50............think i could manage to get a few down before having to get to bed with a Powder |
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