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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Poundland are also doing lush Jo Malone alike big candles. They’re not a pound but 5 of them and it’s still a bargain.
Engagement? Pah. Commitment isn’t for the likes of me  "
Or me, fancy a shag then |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
So where the feck's mine, tight arse?
I'd best go and get a dozen then "
Dear Mr P. Parts,
I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.
Sincerely,
Ms Giverofwood. |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
So where the feck's mine, tight arse?
I'd best go and get a dozen then
Dear Mr P. Parts,
I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.
Sincerely,
Ms Giverofwood."
If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
So where the feck's mine, tight arse?
I'd best go and get a dozen then
Dear Mr P. Parts,
I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.
Sincerely,
Ms Giverofwood.
If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person "
Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities.   |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
So where the feck's mine, tight arse?
I'd best go and get a dozen then
Dear Mr P. Parts,
I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.
Sincerely,
Ms Giverofwood.
If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person
Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities. "
If I got down on one knee I'd never get back up again |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
Just wondering you suggesting buying a job lot and offering one to everyone you meet?"
I've given 2 expensive ones away before so not a chance.
Or do you mean a shag |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
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"I prefer my Haribo one
Very nice it is too
Tasted pretty good too, don’t tell Swing though shhhhhhh
Can’t believe you ate it! Shocked I am 
Babs it's replaceable
It had sentimental value "
It was also edible  |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL |
"Poundland are doing engagement rings.
So where the feck's mine, tight arse?
I'd best go and get a dozen then
Dear Mr P. Parts,
I will indeed expect said precious article of jewelry to arrive forthwith and carried by our most amazing postal service kind sir.
Sincerely,
Ms Giverofwood.
If I'm giving you one wouldn't it be easier to do it in person
Enough of the crudity, kind sir. I would very much appreciate a darned good f%*@, however I am far to ladylike to ever admit to such heinous activities.
If I got down on one knee I'd never get back up again "
You got down on both knees last week  |
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