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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago
Dudley |
"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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It's definitely true, do you want chicken or beef with your dinner? Maybe a blow job while you're waiting? |
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"I do roast dinners.
I want one of yours.
If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa. "
You are too kind you have restored my faith in fab generosity  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I do roast dinners.
I want one of yours.
If you ever came down this way I’d do one for you, we could nap together after it on the sofa.
You are too kind you have restored my faith in fab generosity "
Your welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting fed up with the number of women who are after my cock. They ask for pics of it if they show me their boobs.
We’re not meat. "
Oh my goodness that sounds absolutely awful!
I just don't know how you cope.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet  "
Absolutely!
I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Goodness, the OP is a big boy! 
i see your point.
I think he'd earn the roast beef and all the trimmings!! "
Oh yes and he definitely deserves an extra Yorkshire pudding  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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Only a few of us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet
Absolutely!
I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front. "
Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet
Absolutely!
I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.
Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown "
Absolutely not.
obviously all of us women are sat here with freshly shaved legs and sexy lingerie on ready and waiting!
Otherwise why else would we log on to fab unless we wanted sex right at that moment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m getting fed up with the number of women who are after my cock. They ask for pics of it if they show me their boobs.
We’re not meat.
Oh my goodness that sounds absolutely awful!
I just don't know how you cope.
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Plenty of counselling |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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It's a Brexit promise  |
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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Oh no it all true, I've had to turn my living room into a waiting room and install ticket system like at the supermarket deli counter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yep I sit online in lingerie waiting for a message to meet
Absolutely!
I wouldn't dream logging on to fab with a pair of leggings and hoodie on with Bean juice stains on the front.
Or pjs, fluffy socks and cosy dressing gown
Absolutely not.
obviously all of us women are sat here with freshly shaved legs and sexy lingerie on ready and waiting!
Otherwise why else would we log on to fab unless we wanted sex right at that moment. "
Does that mean I have to log off then?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lamb or Beef?
I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?
What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed..
I'm pushing I'm pushing. "
Ha ha jeez.. never been begged for a chicken before.. |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!
I'm missing out by being too old, whatever happened to caring for the elderly?"
Young uns today Bobby they just don't care |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"If I'm honest I have cooked for a couple of previous playmates. Probably why I don't see them anymore!
I'm missing out by being too old, whatever happened to caring for the elderly?"
It costs to much and you hang on to long |
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"Lamb or Beef?
I don't eat lamb or beef. Can you do chicken?
What?!? I'm a full on carnivore. Will do chicken if pushed..
I'm pushing I'm pushing.
Ha ha jeez.. never been begged for a chicken before.. "
Must admit I'm normally choking the chicken...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To be fair I took a toasty machine on one hotel meet shagged him. Fed him then shagged him again. "
And I'm craving his cock so does that make me desperate for him |
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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All true. As my friend Jay says, you'll be "knee deep in clunge" in a matter of seconds. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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Is that the platinum supporters package?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art
I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender
Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside
I boil and mash swede
Do sage n onion stuffing
Steam the veg so it's perfect
Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy
Plenty of gravy and condiments  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art
I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender
Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside
I boil and mash swede
Do sage n onion stuffing
Steam the veg so it's perfect
Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy
Plenty of gravy and condiments "
Wee grind of salt & pepper before the Yorkshires go in the oven, makes them that wee bit more yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.
I'm D*unkard and can't see straight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.
I'm D*unkard and can't see straight "
*female
I'm wankered
P |
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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago
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"I've got a Sunday roast down to a fine art
I cook the meat for 3 hours on really low so it's proper tender
Boil the potatoes and scrape with fork before roasting so there soft inside crispy outside
I boil and mash swede
Do sage n onion stuffing
Steam the veg so it's perfect
Yorkshire are aunt bessie and I make them crispy
Plenty of gravy and condiments "
Aunt bessies are flavourless shite compared to homemade.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.
I'm D*unkard and can't see straight
*female
I'm wankered
P"
I feel I must explain that my delightful lady was indeed completely and utterly wankered when she made these posts, so much so that she did not even remember making them this morning.
This should not be held against her though, for in the spirit of the thread she can indeed cook one of the finest Sunday roasts that it has been my fortune to taste and furthermore is also as delightful a hostess when being given a thorough roasting of her own.
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By *ilkenWoman
over a year ago
Manchester |
"Every last one of the felame variety wants for nothing more than to fill the boots of the bellies of whom her fandango tangos for.
I'm D*unkard and can't see straight
*female
I'm wankered
P
I feel I must explain that my delightful lady was indeed completely and utterly wankered when she made these posts, so much so that she did not even remember making them this morning.
This should not be held against her though, for in the spirit of the thread she can indeed cook one of the finest Sunday roasts that it has been my fortune to taste and furthermore is also as delightful a hostess when being given a thorough roasting of her own.
B"
I wouldn't worry about it some are far worse on here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I feel let down now ..... I only ever get a bacon sandwich and coffee ..... hmmmm wonder what how I up my game to the level of a roast "
Toby carvery? |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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It's all ball shit unless said cock is attached to Tom Hardy or some vain moron then it's a clunge fest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count
Count for what?
I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it. "
Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread ..... |
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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago
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"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count
Count for what?
I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.
Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread ..... "
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you were trying to be funny! C- |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've been referred to as a massive cock ..... does that count
Count for what?
I fail to see what that has to do with women supposedly gagging for it.
Sorry I was attempting to add some extra humour into an already comical thread .....
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you were trying to be funny! C-"
That's the one .... it's ok I know some struggle with humour  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have been told they are falling at your feet even cooking you a roast dinner as a thankyou!
Or have I been misled like I was with all the brexit promises?
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We're all named Delia Smith. Huge beef dripping fans. |
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