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"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.
He doesn't love the blues!!! 
My allergy to horses nearly killed me. "
She regularly takes me against my will when she's d*unk 2 bottles of vodka |
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"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.
He doesn't love the blues!!!
My allergy to horses nearly killed me. "
Wouldn't be the first...  |
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"They keep binning my blue milk and buying skimmed milk. That's just water pretending to be milk and is unacceptable.
He doesn't love the blues!!!
My allergy to horses nearly killed me.
She regularly takes me against my will when she's d*unk 2 bottles of vodka "
He was never out that bloody pool....  |
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over a year ago
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"Tried to marry me off to someone else 
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road.....  "
the curtains did indeed match the drapes  |
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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago
from the womb and tryout to get back |
"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!! "
She never told me she wanted to be the dom |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!!
She never told me she wanted to be the dom "
Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!) |
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"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!!
She never told me she wanted to be the dom
Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!) "
She scared me in bed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!!
She never told me she wanted to be the dom
Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!) "
She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub |
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"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!!
She never told me she wanted to be the dom
Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!) She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub "
He loved A.L.F. more than me - and the perverted bastard tried to fuck me with it’s snout!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Tried to marry me off to someone else
Couldn't take all of Big Bob the huge donkey dick from down the road..... the curtains did indeed match the drapes
Accused me of dying my hair!!
She never told me she wanted to be the dom
Lying bitch!! Gonna smack your arse for that! (and divorce you!) She was wearing my boxers and not even washing them even after a rub
He loved A.L.F. more than me - and the perverted bastard tried to fuck me with it’s snout! "
Walked in from a hard days work the tea wasn’t cooked!!! The bath wasn’t run and to top it off she was face sitting my childhood toy!! Poor thing was suffocating  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour
Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?"
Welcome to splitsville! population You!
That should work, who needs an explanation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour
Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?
Welcome to splitsville! population You!
That should work, who needs an explanation "
He just wouldn't listen, so I keep him in the back garden instead...fuck paying for a divorce |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Too many people have seen your nekkid bum!! Yours is as peachy as peaches haha! 
Found out his chest tatt translated to 'Alice'
Who the fuck is Alice!? "
It’s my weekend name  |
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"You're married to the person above but the question is "what grounds for divorce" are you using to break up based on their unreasonable behaviour
Curly wurly for the funniest made up reason ?
Welcome to splitsville! population You!
That should work, who needs an explanation
He just wouldn't listen, so I keep him in the back garden instead...fuck paying for a divorce"
She didn’t have a penis! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She kept leaving the toilet seat down
She never let me wear her heels insisted I carpeted the walls"
Not once did he get his harp out!. Was always fiddling with his bald patch . |
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