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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Been speaking to a lady online for a few years. Finally arrange to meet her and at the last minute decided to tell me she wears false teeth, having lost all her teeth two years ago, and because they're ill fitting, she has to take them out to eat . My question is would you date a man or woman who wears false teeth ? |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving 
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
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Ok I should add some more info. She is based in wales, quite a way from me - so technically in another country, so that plus during that time, getting into relationships etc , has made things difficult to organise. |
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
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I've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
P"
HAHA hilarious hearing about your nan and the peanuts . Classic!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
PI've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa"
#metoo haha |
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
PI've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa
#metoo haha"
have a peanut son hahaaaa hahaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
PI've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa
#metoo hahahave a peanut son hahaaaa hahaaaaa"
HAHAH er, think I'll pass lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
PI've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa
#metoo hahahave a peanut son hahaaaa hahaaaaa"
When the bowl of nuts came out at Christmas no fucker went near them just in case |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
Ok I should add some more info. She is based in wales, quite a way from me - so technically in another country, so that plus during that time, getting into relationships etc , has made things difficult to organise. "
Let's just be clear. The OP isn't talking about me |
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"Yeah but in all honesty I think I'd be a bit weirded out if they were eating without them. I'd just not go for food with them until they got a set that fitted properly.
Mainly because the only person I've seen eating without teeth in adult form was my nan sucking the salt off of peanuts before spitting them into a bowl. Creeped me out and made me feel slightly queasy. I've no idea if she just re-salted them and re-sucked. The gift that kept on giving
But nah, false teeth wouldn't fuss on the whole.
PI've just spat my drink everywhere hahaaaa
#metoo hahahave a peanut son hahaaaa hahaaaaa
HAHAH er, think I'll pass lol "
belting... how I miss my scruffy nan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I knew someone that could bite into an apple and eat pork scratchings without teeth. 
Fucking hell like batfink
"My gums are like a shield of steel""
My dad looks like a turtle without his teeth in. Adorable! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
Ok I should add some more info. She is based in wales, quite a way from me - so technically in another country, so that plus during that time, getting into relationships etc , has made things difficult to organise.
Let's just be clear. The OP isn't talking about me "
HAHAH.. no I'm not but did have a little perv at your pics. And its a thumbs up from me.. haha ..Gorgeous |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could. Sometimes if the connection is there, things like that don't matter. "
It's just the food thing that might get me, everything else I'd be cool with.
I'm certain I'll be heading down the denture route at some point so I'll keep you updated on what it's like. Least my cunting teeth will be straight  |
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"I knew someone that could bite into an apple and eat pork scratchings without teeth.
Fucking hell like batfink
"My gums are like a shield of steel"
My dad looks like a turtle without his teeth in. Adorable! "
omfg haaaaaaaaaaaa |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?"
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could. Sometimes if the connection is there, things like that don't matter.
It's just the food thing that might get me, everything else I'd be cool with.
I'm certain I'll be heading down the denture route at some point so I'll keep you updated on what it's like. Least my cunting teeth will be straight "
I was going to say that, at least B wouldn't need to worry about you biting down.... until i saw that bit about the pork scratching |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well I'd like to think that. Though If someone told me a couple of messages in, it would put me off. before I eat ur dick...... can't breathe"
HAHAHAHA… lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I knew someone that could bite into an apple and eat pork scratchings without teeth.
Fucking hell like batfink
"My gums are like a shield of steel"
My dad looks like a turtle without his teeth in. Adorable! "
Phahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales) "
Oh wow. Fair enough. On the other hand, she must be a great asset when it comes to oral sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I could. Sometimes if the connection is there, things like that don't matter.
It's just the food thing that might get me, everything else I'd be cool with.
I'm certain I'll be heading down the denture route at some point so I'll keep you updated on what it's like. Least my cunting teeth will be straight
I was going to say that, at least B wouldn't need to worry about you biting down.... until i saw that bit about the pork scratching "
Early bird catches the worm
Is it wrong that now I want to test my gumming strength? |
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales)
Oh wow. Fair enough. On the other hand, she must be a great asset when it comes to oral sex "
hahaaaaaaa exactly!!@ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Please tell me she doesn't use the forums OP? I think it would be the quickest block in fab history "
HAHA no ( at least not to my knowledge, ha… ) I speak to her via regular ( read vanilla) social media. I agree , but I'd have to be really daring / stupid to x |
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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
Ok I should add some more info. She is based in wales, quite a way from me - so technically in another country, so that plus during that time, getting into relationships etc , has made things difficult to organise.
Let's just be clear. The OP isn't talking about me "
I was worried for a minute as was going to ask you out for lunch!... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales)
Oh wow. Fair enough. On the other hand, she must be a great asset when it comes to oral sex hahaaaaaaa exactly!!@"
If someone can eat pork scratching with no teeth, do you really think a cock is safe in the clutches of a gummy gob? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales) "
Jeepers!
Oh, another thing about my nan.
One day she was sat in her place on the settee. The dog was down the side of the settee eating a bonio.
A while later you just heard my nan in a big ole kerfuffle, shouting and moaning about something. I went running in to see what the fuck had happened.
The crunching noise wasn't a bonio after all, it was her top set of dentures. True story. |
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I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much"
Hahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much"
yes!!! I'd have so much fun with a glass eye. |
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales)
Jeepers!????????????
Oh, another thing about my nan.
One day she was sat in her place on the settee. The dog was down the side of the settee eating a bonio.
A while later you just heard my nan in a big ole kerfuffle, shouting and moaning about something. I went running in to see what the fuck had happened.
The crunching noise wasn't a bonio after all, it was her top set of dentures. True story."
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much
yes!!! I'd have so much fun with a glass eye. "
nothing shocks me the whole pub was mortified where I was nearly pissing myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much
yes!!! I'd have so much fun with a glass eye. nothing shocks me the whole pub was mortified where I was nearly pissing myself"
I'd have different coloured ones, there would have to be a comedy one in there too, like Mr Potato Head |
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much
yes!!! I'd have so much fun with a glass eye. nothing shocks me the whole pub was mortified where I was nearly pissing myself
I'd have different coloured ones, there would have to be a comedy one in there too, like Mr Potato Head "
or put it back to front ???????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much
yes!!! I'd have so much fun with a glass eye. nothing shocks me the whole pub was mortified where I was nearly pissing myself
I'd have different coloured ones, there would have to be a comedy one in there too, like Mr Potato Head or put it back to front ????????"
Too good an opportunity to miss. I'd play havoc I know I would, and I'd fucking love it |
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"I met a lovely guy once while watching the derby. I shut u not he said if city win I'm going to throw my eyeball... totally confused untill the final whistle and a glass eye bounced off the pool table... I've never to this day laughed as much"
Oh my |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm shocked she took two years to tell you though.
She couldn't get her words out dead.... I'm just dead ????????
I'm totally going to hell for that "
Oh Christ! I'm weak! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"She is still the same woman that you have been talking to.. and has you excited... the teeth thing should make me difference   "
To be fair. I would think that if you were talking and hoping to meet someone, it wouldnt take two years to tell someone you had no teeth |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
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Put them on his cock while he's sleeping. That will teally freak him out |
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
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you lady are my twin... bet u laugh at farts 2 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I have two false front teeth, lost through infection after I cracked them by running and falling over. I had a choice, either got killed by an abusive ex trying to run me over- or I dived out of the way and faceplanted the floor! No-one I have met since dating/Fab wise knows about them (well, they will now haha). I think I would wait 2 years before telling someone too (yep, you can't tell). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
you lady are my twin... bet u laugh at farts 2"
Me? I've never mentioned or giggled at a fart in my life. I'm certainly not known for it among other forum users.
I do not have nicknames like Miss Trumpybum I swear.
My other half didn't write a line about me farting in his romantic poem to me, no sir not me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
Put them on his cock while he's sleeping. That will teally freak him out "
Fuck yes!! |
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
you lady are my twin... bet u laugh at farts 2
Me? I've never mentioned or giggled at a fart in my life. I'm certainly not known for it among other forum users.
I do not have nicknames like Miss Trumpybum I swear.
My other half didn't write a line about me farting in his romantic poem to me, no sir not me "
twinning |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have two false front teeth, lost through infection after I cracked them by running and falling over. I had a choice, either got killed by an abusive ex trying to run me over- or I dived out of the way and faceplanted the floor! No-one I have met since dating/Fab wise knows about them (well, they will now haha). I think I would wait 2 years before telling someone too (yep, you can't tell)."
It's not the false teeth bit that anyone really has an opinion on I don't think. It's something that can happen for many reasons and I think all here have said it wouldn't matter, it's the taking them out to eat bit that the majority have admitted they'd find odd/uncomfortable.
My 2 front are chipped from coming off my scooter and I've got a fang I don't like at all. I'd much rather have a false straight set.
Plus I could wind people up with them.
I wouldn't suck the salt off peanuts though.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When I do get false teeth, I'm gonna leave them in the butter and other places that will freak people out.
Oh ... I'm gonna put them under Bs pillow!
you lady are my twin... bet u laugh at farts 2
Me? I've never mentioned or giggled at a fart in my life. I'm certainly not known for it among other forum users.
I do not have nicknames like Miss Trumpybum I swear.
My other half didn't write a line about me farting in his romantic poem to me, no sir not me twinning"
Brrrrrrpfftttt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"If they're ill fitting, why doesn't she go back to the dentist and have them fixed?
Good point . Apparently she's saving for implants in Turkey ( £8k as opposed to £22K in wales)
Oh wow. Fair enough. On the other hand, she must be a great asset when it comes to oral sex "
HAHAh funny enough I once saw a porn clip with a lady who had no teeth, and it was weirdly erotic , ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Been speaking to a lady online for a few years
I just noticed this part of the story, you're very patient OP"
HAha I've heard that said before. I guess i'm of the " If it's meant to be , it will be " mindset ha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Did she say I'm gummy but don't worry I'm going turkey to sort it???
I need to see the convo!!!!"
HAHAh yes basically. She's managed to save up £4k towards the cost of getting her implants . I must confess, and it may sound superficial, after we've had some great chats in which she seems very liked minded etc , that the thought of telling friends, that I'm going to be driving all the way to Wales to meet someone without teeth , after I've previously dated some great looking( and toothy) younger women, I just know they'd think I'd lost the plot..  |
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"Well fitted teeth probably look as good if not better than some people's so i'd have no problem going on a date. As for having to take them out in a restaurant well that would be a no from me."
This! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Did she say I'm gummy but don't worry I'm going turkey to sort it???
I need to see the convo!!!!
HAHAh yes basically. She's managed to save up £4k towards the cost of getting her implants . I must confess, and it may sound superficial, after we've had some great chats in which she seems very liked minded etc , that the thought of telling friends, that I'm going to be driving all the way to Wales to meet someone without teeth , after I've previously dated some great looking( and toothy) younger women, I just know they'd think I'd lost the plot.. "
Why would you need to tell them anything? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
Ok I should add some more info. She is based in wales, quite a way from me - so technically in another country, so that plus during that time, getting into relationships etc , has made things difficult to organise.
Let's just be clear. The OP isn't talking about me "
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By (user no longer on site)
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My father in law is a bus driver and has two fake front teeth. He forgot them one day so drove his bus to his home (nowhere near a bus stop) to pick them up
Erm probably not OP. I’m only 21 |
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"My father in law is a bus driver and has two fake front teeth. He forgot them one day so drove his bus to his home (nowhere near a bus stop) to pick them up
Erm probably not OP. I’m only 21"
HAHA.. didn't want to frighten the passengers, or because he didn't feel himself without them? |
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"I couldn't sit with someone who hasn't got any teeth and enjoy a meal I'm afraid. I'm not here to date though.
You've been chatting for ages, how come you've only just arranged to meet up?
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One thing.
Anyone diagnosed with head or neck cancers may have to get their teeth removed!!
Perhaps you should consider them first |
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