Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar.
Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked, 'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked. Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ? 
Depends on your level of horniness "
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice? |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ?
Depends on your level of horniness
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice?"
Depends on your level of healthiness |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ?
Depends on your level of horniness
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice?
Depends on your level of healthiness "
Are some melons healthier than others then?
Is a melon not just a melon? |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ?
Depends on your level of horniness
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice?
Depends on your level of healthiness
Are some melons healthier than others then?
Is a melon not just a melon?"
Depends on the level of sun it had received |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ?
Depends on your level of horniness
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice?
Depends on your level of healthiness
Are some melons healthier than others then?
Is a melon not just a melon?
Depends on the level of sun it had received "
It would appear there is more to shagging melons then I first realised! |
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"You should shag a seedless watermelon
Do I warm it up first ?
Depends on your level of horniness
Does it have to be a watermelon or would any melon suffice?
Depends on your level of healthiness
Are some melons healthier than others then?
Is a melon not just a melon?
Depends on the level of sun it had received
It would appear there is more to shagging melons then I first realised!"
Depends on your level of understanding |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ? 
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one "
Have you try to shag an avocado ? |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one "
I have a nice ripe one.
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one
Have you try to shag an avocado ? "
I thought about suggesting an avocado however the stone might get in the way. |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one
Have you try to shag an avocado ?
I thought about suggesting an avocado however the stone might get in the way."
What are you trying to say ?
It's a bit small !  lol |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one
Have you try to shag an avocado ?
I thought about suggesting an avocado however the stone might get in the way.
What are you trying to say ?
It's a bit small ! lol"
this is the other reason why I wasn't going to suggest that avocado.  |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one
Have you try to shag an avocado ?
I thought about suggesting an avocado however the stone might get in the way.
What are you trying to say ?
It's a bit small ! lol
this is the other reason why I wasn't going to suggest that avocado. "
I only mentioned it because my gp said it was the right thing to do |
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"Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar.
Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked, 'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked. Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy"
Am i the only one not obsessed with watermelon and found this funny!! |
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"Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar.
Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked, 'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked. Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy Am i the only one not obsessed with watermelon and found this funny!!"
I laughed too |
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"I'm tempted to act out a three some with two melons but would that make it a pear ?
You are on fire
Bloody friction from the melon, I need a riper one
Have you try to shag an avocado ?
I thought about suggesting an avocado however the stone might get in the way.
What are you trying to say ?
It's a bit small ! lol
this is the other reason why I wasn't going to suggest that avocado.
I only mentioned it because my gp said it was the right thing to do "
Your GP told you to shag an avocado!!!
I think you might need to check that he/she is actually a proper GP.  |
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Paddy is at Mick’s house
“Mick shall i make a coffee”?
“Yes, white no sugar”, says Mick
Paddy opens the fridge door and sees an empty bottle of milk next to a full one
“Mick! Why do you have an empty bottle of milk in your fridge”?
“ It’s in case anyone wants a black coffee you thick git”!! |
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"Sammy took his blonde blind date to a seaside carnival. 'What would you like to do first, Kim?' asked Sammy. 'I want to get weighed,' she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser, who guessed 70 kg. Kim got on the scale and it read 67 kg and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Sammy again asked Kim what she wanted to do next. 'I want to get weighed,' she said. Back to the weight guesser they went and because she'd been there before the man guessed Kim's correct weight and Sammy lost his dollar.
Kim and Sammy walked around the carnival and again he asked, 'Where to next?' Kim responded: 'I want to get weighed,' but by this time Sammy figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her flatmate, Laura, asked Kim about her blind date, 'How'd it go?' she asked. Kim said, 'Oh, Waura, it was wousy Am i the only one not obsessed with watermelon and found this funny!!
I laughed too "
So you did but you are obviously another watermelon enthusiast |
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