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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Do cliched lines work ??
Do you like the ‘carry on’ type of innuendos?
I’m sure I’m missing out somewhere because I’m not getting on the Benny Hill milk cart |
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By *r D30Man
over a year ago
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I aim to please.
I don't think the old carry on innuendos carry over to being written on a screen. They're on if you're face to face with someone enjoying a bit of mutual banter so you can both see when things are said tongue in cheek. Typing looses a hell of a lot of intention and can be very easily misconstrued if you don't know each other. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I aim to please.
I don't think the old carry on innuendos carry over to being written on a screen. They're on if you're face to face with someone enjoying a bit of mutual banter so you can both see when things are said tongue in cheek. Typing looses a hell of a lot of intention and can be very easily misconstrued if you don't know each other. "
It’s ok ... I’m on it  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do cliched lines work ??
Do you like the ‘carry on’ type of innuendos?
I’m sure I’m missing out somewhere because I’m not getting on the Benny Hill milk cart
Do you like your milk pasteurised?"
See ..... I just don’t get it  |
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They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue "
I roll my eyes most days on here ...
‘Oh I do like sausage’
No Maureen !! You don’t !! You want a fucking cock not a sausage !!
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"They made me cringe, especially when you could tell that was all they had. When it’s said in jest it can be funny. It isn’t Swing’s MO but he does it in jest occasionally and how he does it makes me laugh. Know your audience is probably best before going down that avenue
I roll my eyes most days on here ...
‘Oh I do like sausage’
No Maureen !! You don’t !! You want a fucking cock not a sausage !!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it. "
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I make shit jokes and plays on words with double entendres quite often. They amuse me. I really don’t imagine others find them as funny as I do.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I make shit jokes and plays on words with double entendres quite often. They amuse me. I really don’t imagine others find them as funny as I do.
#PlayingToAnAudienceOfOne"
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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo "
Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo
Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line "
I’m on it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo
Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line
I’m on it "
Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin of a fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo
Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line
I’m on it
Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin o. A fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath "
See ... that’s just cringe
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Thing is it'll work if the person its being said to likes the person thats saying it.
I’m looking for more cock ... I’m trying the sausage innuendo
Have you tried the old is that a banana in your pocket line
I’m on it
Can’t beat peeling back that banana skin o. A fresh banana and that first taste of the firm fruit beneath
See ... that’s just cringe
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
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I think you either like that shit or you don’t.
If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.
I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you” |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.
If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.
I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”"
I say I like your face - let’s fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.
If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.
I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”
I say I like your face - let’s fuck "
Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.
If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.
I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”
I say I like your face - let’s fuck
Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.
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You never know ..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think you either like that shit or you don’t.
If you’ve got a rapport going with someone it can be funny, like anything else, unlikely to directly get into your knickers but builds in a cheeky element to the conversation that may start to take things in that direction.
I don’t think anyone thinks cheesy chat up lines of any kind are going to work. Sometimes it’s easier and less embarrassing than saying “I like you”
I say I like your face - let’s fuck
Funny that no one has ever said that to me and probably never ever will.
You never know ..... "
After nearly 55 years of life all the evidence points to that trend continuing. It’s not like my face is suddenly going to become more attractive with age. I wish I could say it’s because it’s been sat on so often. But sadly that’s patently not true. |
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